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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Unknown
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Ashley Montagu
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
God made death so we'd know when to stop.
Steven Stiles
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
Elbert Hubbard
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews
Katharine Hepburn
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