Funny Quotes About Death
Although death by itself isn't funny, there are always some funny quotes related to the event. At least, when it is our own death. These quotations are hilarious, witty, and charming. Read on!
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Unknown
The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Ashley Montagu
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
God made death so we'd know when to stop.
Steven Stiles
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.
Elbert Hubbard
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews
Katharine Hepburn
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