Quotations About Kids - Page 2
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
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