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Funny Quotes About Families

A quote about families and nuts

Families are an important part of our lives. Nonetheless, they can sometimes drive us a little insane. They talk gossip, say horrible things about our past, and make fun of us in front of our girlfriend or boyfriend. It's ridiculous! Nonetheless, we still love them. They are family!

These funny quotes listed below are just the thing we need to help us get over our family blues. So read through these hilarious quotations by famous people and have a laugh.


Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
Wayne H.
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all that matters.
Lance Armstrong
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash
In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
George Bernard Shaw
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
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