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Funny Quotations from Scrooged

Scrooged is a fantasty comedy-drama film that is a Christmas movie is based off "A Christmas Carol." The movie follows the life of Frank Cross, a TV executive who is selfish, cruel, and cold-hearted. He is visted by the three ghosts as it tells the famous story in a slightly different way. Directed by Richard Donner. Starrng Bill Murray, Karen Allen, and John Forsythe with an appearence by Bobcat Goldthwat.

Scrooged was nominated for the Oscar award Best Makeup due to its use of makeup for various ghosts throughout the film. Over the years, this movie has gained momentum into becoming one of the must-see films each holiday season. Here are some hilarious quotes from Scrooged.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.
Frank Cross: Yeah? Name one.
Herman: Boy that Dick sure knows how to drink huh?
Frank Cross: Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
Herman: I'm sorry Mr. Burton, but I guess we don't know you well enough yet, to call you Dick.
Frank Cross: I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.
Frank Cross: I'm gonna give you a little advice Claire. Scrape 'em off. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself.
Claire Phillips: Oh well that's a really nice attitude. Merry Christmas.
Frank Cross: Bah humbug.
Earl Cross: All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.
Daughter: Mom, when are we gonna get a real Christmas tree?
Grace: When they're free.
Ghost of Christmas Present: [repeating the question] On the "Addams Family", what instrument did Lurch play?
Frank Cross: I may be invisible but I'm NOT DEAF!
Frank Cross: [Screams and accidentally hits Grace] Oh God! Oh God! Grace, go watch the show! He's here for me! Come on! Come on! Give it to me! [falls to knees]
Frank Cross: You think I'm afraid of you, the day I've had? I know what you came for. Come and get it, you pussy.
Fake Ghost of Christmas Future: Brice!
Brice Cummings: [Getting the Fake Ghost away from Frank, who's obviously been scared by him] Stop scaring Frank. Get this nutcake out.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Go back to Jersey, ya moron.
Frank Cross: Do you think I'm way off-base here?
Elliot: Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special.
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