You Nazty Spy! Quotes

You Nazty Spy! is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . You Nazty Spy! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jules White as producer.

You Nazty Spy! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of You Nazty Spy! is duration You Nazty Spy! is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

You Nazty Spy! Quotes

• (Unnamed) "We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life."
• (Unnamed) "You mean you'll let us paper the living room?"
• (Unnamed) "No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."
• (Unnamed) "Dictator? What does a Dictator do?"
• (Unnamed) "A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. That's a Dictator."
• (Unnamed) "Hmph, a parasite. That's for me."

• (Unnamed) "We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy."

• (Unnamed) "We will now pause for station identification."
• (Unnamed) "This is N-U-T-S."
• (Unnamed) "When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock."
• (Unnamed) "3 o'clock Bolonia watch time."
• (Unnamed) "3 o'clock Bolonia watch time."

• (Unnamed) "I'll keep this."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, a bookkeeper."
• (Unnamed) "Go burn the books."
• (Unnamed) "Why burn the books?"
• (Unnamed) "There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. Those are my orders."

• (Unnamed) "What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika."

• (Unnamed) "You mean you'll let us paper the living room?"

• (Unnamed) "Ring for my sectery."
• (Unnamed) "You mean secretary?"
• (Unnamed) "I said sectery."
• (Unnamed) "Secretary."
• (Unnamed) "Which is correct?"
• (Unnamed) "Stenographer. I'll ring for her."

• (Unnamed) "Hmph, a parasite. That's for me."

• (Guard) "I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken"
• (Unnamed) "Blonde or brunette?"
• (Unnamed) "Quiet."
• (Unnamed) "Where'd you get the chicken?"
• (Man) "From an egg."
• (Unnamed) "Where'd you get the egg?"
• (Man) "From a chicken."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, a vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kill a cycle."

• (Unnamed) "Moronica must expand. We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands -- and help ourselves to our neighbors."

• (Unnamed) "No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.""

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