Wise Guys (1986 film) Quotes

Wise Guys (1986 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Wise Guys completed its run in 1970.

It features Aaron Russo as producer, Ira Newborn in charge of musical score, and Fred Schuler as head of cinematography.

Wise Guys (1986 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wise Guys (1986 film) is 100 minutes long. Wise Guys (1986 film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Tony Munafo as Santo Ravallo, Danny DeVito as Harry Valentini, Joe Piscopo as Moe Dickstein, Dan Hedaya as Anthony Costelo, and Frank Vincent as Louie Fontucci.

Wise Guys (1986 film) Quotes

Dan Hedaya as Anthony Costelo

• (Frank "The Fixer" Acavano) "Let me waste 'em, Mr. Costelo."
• (Dan Hedaya) "Do we really hurt them by killing them?"
• (Frank Vincent) "It's a good start."

Danny DeVito as Harry Valentini

• (Danny DeVito) "I hate this f***ing job."

• (Danny DeVito) "Thank you Mr. Acavano."

• (Danny DeVito) "Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?"
• (Joe Piscopo) "It's the guy in the next stall Harry."

• (Danny DeVito) "Hey Frank, I heard you just bought your son a 10 speed bike. What a great father you are, that's really nice."
• (Frank "The Fixer" Acavano) "Later Dickead, don't forget."
• (Joe Piscopo) "It's DickSTEIN."

• (Danny DeVito) "Watch out for the sign."
• (Joe Piscopo) "What sign?"

Joe Piscopo as Moe Dickstein

• (Joe Piscopo) "Happy birthday, t'me. Happy birthday, t'me. Happy birthday dear Mo-oe. Happy brithday, t'me."

Tony Munafo as Santo Ravallo

• (Tony Munafo) "Hey, watch out, willya?"
• (Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione) "Why the hell do I always have to do this?"
• (Frank "The Fixer" Acavano) "You know damn well I can't do it myself."
• (Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione) "Does Mrs. Fixer do it for you at home, Frankie?"
• (Frank "The Fixer" Acavano) "None of your business. Why don't we just go over there and waste 'em?"
• (Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione) "We're not supposed to do nothin' until Mr. Costelo says so."
• (Tony Munafo) "This is the strangest pillow case I've ever seen."
• (Frank "The Fixer" Acavano) "IT'S MY UNDERWEAR, ASSHOLE."

• (Tony Munafo) "Hey Harry, what happened to your face?"
• (Danny DeVito) "What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan."
• (Tony Munafo) "Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis."
• (Tony Munafo) "So you really went to Puerto Rico, huh?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Jamaica. We don't go to Puerto Rico anymore, it's passe."
• (Tony Munafo) "You went too Moe? You look a little pale."
• (Joe Piscopo) "Yeah, well -- you know. I'm not the sun worshipper that Harry is. I saw a lot of "indoor" activity, if you know what I mean."
• (Tony Munafo) "Oh yeah? Doin' what? Watchin' TV?"

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