Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! Quotes

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! completed its run in 1970.

It features Edward Shearmur in charge of musical score, and Peter Lyons Collister as head of cinematography.

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! is 96 minutes long. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Sean Hayes as Richard Levy, Topher Grace as Pete, Josh Duhamel as Tad, Kate Bosworth as Rosalee, Ginnifer Goodwin as Cathy, Kathryn Hahn as Angelica, Gary Cole as Henry, and Sam Pancake as Hotel Clerk.

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! Quotes

Kate Bosworth as Rosalee

• (Kate Bosworth) "Oh, my God, are you okay?"
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah, no I meant to do that."

• (Kate Bosworth) "They also said that in first class you may personally view the film of your choice."
• (Ginnifer Goodwin) "All right. I would like to touch intimately the person who thought of that."

• (Kate Bosworth) "Your standing films will time and test themselves."
• (Josh Duhamel) "Thank you."

• (Kate Bosworth) "You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone an idiot. One when you think someone's REALLY an idiot. One when you're singing to Barry White. One when you're getting all dressed up. And one when you're looking at me."

• (Kate Bosworth) "Do you think it is possible to love someone your entire life and never realize it?"

• (Kate Bosworth) "Yikes-a-bee"

• (Kate Bosworth) "So he's going to stay in the motel while he fixes up the farm."
• (Topher Grace) "Like, he's a farmer, all of a sudden?"
• (Kate Bosworth) "I think he'll be a good farmer."
• (Topher Grace) "Rosie -- He's from Malibu, California okay? The only thing they grow there -- are breasts."

• (Kate Bosworth) "What did you want to ask me?"
• (Topher Grace) "Oh, it was nothing, it was nothing really. No, wait a minute, I remember what I was going to say."
• (Topher Grace) "Rosie, I'm in love with you."

Topher Grace as Pete

• (Topher Grace) "There's innocent, there's childlike and then there's asking for it."

• (Topher Grace) "I told you to guard your carnal treasure. You practically chucked it at him."

• (Topher Grace) "I bet you in his life he's slept with like what, 15, 20 women?"
• (Kate Bosworth) "No way. That's not even physically possible."

• (Topher Grace) "I love you, Rosie. I always have. If I've been a jerk this last week, it's because I've been fighting; I've been fighting for you. I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton, or anyone else. You're the one."

• (Topher Grace) "Ok -- So -- The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift --"
• (Topher Grace) "stroke -- Okay --"
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah -- Let's do this -- Hey -- so uh -- you work out?"
• (Josh Duhamel) "Nah."
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah me neither, I know -- it's like --"
• (Topher Grace) "me neither -- Okay, uhh -- so basically one, swift, stroke."
• (Topher Grace) "Ok -- and sometimes you just -- ya know -- basically get a bad piece of wood -- Basically --"
• (Topher Grace) "And you know sometimes you don't -- That's -- that's uh -- good -- beginners luck -- ya know -- first time --"
• (Topher Grace) "Ah. And the luck continues -- that's great -- Good for you man --"
• (Josh Duhamel) "Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"?"
• (Topher Grace) "If it came out Tad -- then I saw it --"
• (Topher Grace) "You know what -- yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken --"
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah huh -- that's great --"
• (Topher Grace) "Heh --"

• (Topher Grace) "Rosie, there something I want to ask you --"
• (Topher Grace) "What is the worst thing that could happen to me right now?"

• (Topher Grace) "Guard your carnal treasure."

• (Topher Grace) "I cannot remember a time -- BEFORE you started telling that story."
• (Kate Bosworth) "I was asked to provide a detailed explanation of the evening."
• (Topher Grace) "And you did, Rosie, you really did. I really felt like I was there -- sort of against my will."

• (Topher Grace) "I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once. So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man."
• (Josh Duhamel) "I could never break Rosalee's heart, ok?"
• (Topher Grace) "Good. Because if you do I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric."
• (Josh Duhamel) "You're a good guy Pete."
• (Topher Grace) "Well yes. Apparently not good enough."

• (Topher Grace) "Like do you know she has six smiles? One when something really makes her laugh. One when she's making plans. One when she is laughing out of politeness. One when she is uncomfortable. One when she is making fun of herself. And one when -- she's talking about her friends."

• (Topher Grace) "Angelica?"
• (Kathryn Hahn) "Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire?"
• (Topher Grace) "Um -- we'd like another round of beers."
• (Kathryn Hahn) "Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, you are the object of my desires."
• (Topher Grace) "Okay."
• (Topher Grace) "I think we'll just take the beers for now."

• (Topher Grace) "I got you something."
• (Topher Grace) "You know, in case you don't want the prime rib in first class."

• (Topher Grace) "Heaven is just a mouse click away."

Kathryn Hahn as Angelica

• (Kathryn Hahn) "Rosalee, when great love is rejected something inside a man dies."

• (Kathryn Hahn) "Well you got to win her back."
• (Topher Grace) "Believe me I have tried everything."
• (Kathryn Hahn) "Well what did she say, when you told her you loved her?"
• (Topher Grace) "Ok maybe not everything."
• (Kathryn Hahn) "How did she react, when you kissed her?"
• (Topher Grace) "Ok, maybe only two things."

• (Kathryn Hahn) "When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most."

• (Kathryn Hahn) "Well is it love, big love, or great love?"
• (Topher Grace) "What do you mean?"
• (Kathryn Hahn) "Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love -- changes your life. So which one is it?"
• (Kathryn Hahn) "Oh my god, it's great love."
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah, that just great."

Josh Duhamel as Tad

• (Josh Duhamel) "Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric."
• (Kate Bosworth) "Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so -- adorable."

• (Josh Duhamel) "Do you guys have any suites?"
• (Sam Pancake) "Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly."

• (Josh Duhamel) "Well this barn sits on what they call the South 40. Yep. I'm not sure exactly how many acres that is -- but -- uh -- I'm gonna guess that's a lot --"
• (Topher Grace) "Yeah -- I'm gonna guess 40."
• (Josh Duhamel) "Hmmmm -- oh yeah --"

• (Josh Duhamel) "Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat."

Gary Cole as Henry

• (Gary Cole) "Sometimes Goliath kicks the s*** out of David. It's just nobody bothers to tell that story."

Sean Hayes as Richard Levy

• (Sean Hayes) "Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, leering and groping at the same time."
• (Unnamed) "Which on one hand, is just about the coolest thing ever --"
• (Unnamed) "-- but on the other hand, maybe isn't so great for the image."

• (Sean Hayes) "You have different values. For example -- she HAS them."

Ginnifer Goodwin as Cathy

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