Paradise Hotel Quotes

Paradise Hotel is a Reality that first aired in 1970 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Paradise Hotel ended its run in 1970.

Paradise Hotel aired for 30 episodes. It features Eddie Money as theme composer. Paradise Hotel is created by Howard Davidson & Phil Roberts.

Paradise Hotel is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Paradise Hotel is 45 minutes long. Paradise Hotel is produced by Mentorn and distributed by Passion Distribution.

Paradise Hotel Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I am -- so scared that I am gonna lose Scott."

• (Unnamed) "OK, so Matt, who do you think you'll most clash with at Paradise Hotel and why?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe Dave. A little competition, could be fun."
• (Unnamed) "What sort of competition?"
• (Unnamed) "I think athletic competition -- I can bring it on."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not worried."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, he's not worried."
• (Unnamed) "He looks worried."

• (Unnamed) "Are you f***ing kidding me?"

• (Unnamed) "This'll be interesting, see how you think."
• (Unnamed) "f***ing idiot."
• (Unnamed) "Well I'm not sure it matters because they probably all hate me --"
• (Unnamed) "That's right. We don't like you, so relax."
• (Unnamed) "Umm, I think Charla is down to Earth and doesn't bulls***."
• (Unnamed) "Keep in mind he's saying that because you don't say anything."

• (Unnamed) "One of you will have to pack your belongings and leave paradise -- forever."

• (Unnamed) "We may be surrounded by beauty, but there's some evil stuff that's gonna come out soon."

• (Unnamed) "All of us little people are so, like, trained to be intimidated by the foursome to not rise up."

• (Unnamed) "Well, you girls voted him on."
• (Unnamed) "Wow -- wow."
• (Unnamed) "What a creep."
• (Unnamed) "Mmm hmm."

• (Unnamed) "I don't think that any one guy deserves to go home more than the other. I'm just trying to play the game."
• (Unnamed) "f*** you, dude."

• (Unnamed) "Today I might be alone, and tomorrow it might be the same, but there's one thing that I'll always know, you might be my room mate some day."

• (Unnamed) "Yahtzee. Game on. I want you gone."

• (Unnamed) "All I said was I don't like Dave touching my bare skin."

• (Unnamed) "Life goes on. It's just a game. Don't cry for me, it hurts even more."

• (Unnamed) "I see you in Arizona with about 50 guys."

• (Unnamed) "And I'm still f***ing talking to you. Don't interrupt me. Don't be rude."
• (Unnamed) "If you can't take it, then get out."
• (Unnamed) "I'm still here. Don't you see me in your f***ing face right now?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm a 24 year old. I do what I wanna do."

• (Unnamed) "You cannot argue with me. I'm a debater. I'm a lawyer. I have lawyer in me."

• (Unnamed) "And if it's the last thing I do, I will see to it that you are running up those steps because you want to get the hell away from here."
• (Unnamed) "Do you think you scare me?"
• (Unnamed) "No, but when you have no respect in here and no friends, you will want to leave."
• (Unnamed) "We'll see."
• (Unnamed) "We will see."
• (Unnamed) "We will see."

• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute, is like everybody perfect here? Yeah, pretty much."

• (Unnamed) "Keith, come over here --"
• (Unnamed) "I'll get him later. Let the boys enjoy their dinner. The old Toni would have let it go, period. Not the new Toni."
• (Unnamed) "Bitch."

• (Unnamed) "Yahtzee. Game on."

• (Unnamed) "Sweetie, we're not safe -- We're not safe with anybody. If we wanna stay here we gotta cover our own tails, cus now the game is being played."

• (Unnamed) "Shut up."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me? Excuse me. You never talk to me like that. My parents don't, you don't. You remember that. Right now --"

• (Unnamed) "Hmm -- I think I have Charla's thong."
• (Unnamed) "I did not have sex with that woman."

• (Unnamed) "I hate to admit it to you, but when I'm cocky and confident everything goes my way. And that's how I'm gonna be. I'm not letting this little bitch have power over me, cus when I get my power back, it's on."

• (Unnamed) "Honest to God, Scott. I wouldn't go back to you. You wouldn't choose me anyway. And I know that in my hard heart."
• (Unnamed) "Interesting --"

• (Unnamed) "Take the money? Give it to Dave --"

• (Unnamed) "Tom has a pet monkey named Smokey."
• (Unnamed) "Nah, too weird for me."
• (Unnamed) "I know."

• (Unnamed) "Amazing is my middle name."

• (Unnamed) "It doesn't matter who we pick. That guy still has the final say. I hope he enjoys his little power reign. He's gonna be in a world of hurt if he sends any of us three guys home."

• (Unnamed) "If you ever disrespect the females like you did tonight, so help me god. I'm gonna flip out on you."
• (Unnamed) "Don't talk to me like some little girl."
• (Unnamed) "Don't disrespect me while I'm trying to tell you something."
• (Unnamed) "You're not always right."

• (Unnamed) "I have lawyer in me."

• (Unnamed) "Let's pray to God."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "Dear God, please let Scott pick me so that I can say these hott ass bitches in Pardise."
• (Unnamed) "There's no swearing when were praying to God."
• (Unnamed) "Oops. Sorry. In your name we pray, amen."
• (Unnamed) "Amen."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not done yet."
• (Unnamed) "Amen."

• (Unnamed) "Yes, everyone's playing the game. Hands down, the female playing it the most is Toni."
• (Unnamed) "You son of a bitch."
• (Unnamed) "The past few weeks she's blatently said she wants me out. She knows that one of the girls is going home and suddenly she's being quite affectionate. I mean to me, she's clearly playing the game."
• (Unnamed) "You evil motherf***er. You motherf***er. I'm gonna drown your f***ing ass."

• (Unnamed) "If you thought you were running s***, think again."

• (Unnamed) "Itsd funny how clearly you can hear a mosquito at night when you're crazy."

• (Unnamed) "I gotta go to the bathroom."
• (Unnamed) "Why? Because you can't perform when you gotta pee?"

• (Unnamed) "We just have to keep playing the dumb models. We have to be Barbie girls in a Barbie world."

• (Unnamed) "Booooo. Gutter. I want you gone. Gutter."

• (Unnamed) "Why is he the one getting all of the attention? I'm the one in better shape. I'm the better looking one. I'm the man."

• (Unnamed) "They want me gone -- Screw that."

• (Unnamed) "I kicked him off again."

• (Unnamed) "Damn you game, it's all your fault."

• (Unnamed) "If I am the one to go -- fine. But I swear -- if I'm not, someone's in a lot of trouble."

• (Unnamed) "We're on high alert. And I'm gonna tell you who it is. And I didn't realize it until now. Dave, Charla, Tara. They are plotting, they are trying to get rid of us. They want us out. Charla is behind it, so is Tara, so is Dave."
• (Unnamed) "But how do you know?"
• (Unnamed) "I can FEEL it."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "It's in my stomach."

• (Unnamed) "You make me sound like a bad guy. You know what? I'm a good guy."

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna say something here real quick. My instincts are back up. And I mean they are back up, and they are strong. Period. I know something's going on. If I hear one more ounce of "I want this person out or this person out" and I think this person at the table knows exactly what I'm saying. Stop it. Cus I know. If you have something to say to any one of us, say it in the open. And I'm serious."
• (Unnamed) "Who do you think has said something?"
• (Unnamed) "I think it's you two."
• (Unnamed) "You're both against me and back stabbing me, it's ridiculous. If you want me out, fine, but that will be her decision."
• (Unnamed) "Do not run up to the new people and kiss their tail. She's gonna decide on who she wants to with and that is her choice, there is no pressure. She doesn't kick me off. You do. Do not use the new people. And that's all I gotta say."
• (Unnamed) "I would like you to know something before you go --"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not gonna talk about this anymore. Right now, I'm pissed and I just need time to calm down."

• (Unnamed) "Pinky swear is my middle name."

• (Unnamed) "You come at me with attitude and think you're gonna fight me verbally and put me down, without actually giving me a reason? You'd better run. You better get on a flight and go back to wherever you came from cus I will tear you down. Period."

• (Unnamed) "I will make your time here a living hell."

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