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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Two and a Half Men is a Sitcom that debuted in 2003 on CBS. Two and a Half Men stopped airing in 2015.

Two and a Half Men aired for 12 seasons and 262 episodes. It features Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, and Grant Geissman as theme composer, Dennis C. Brown; Grant Geissman as composer, and Steven V. Silver, Alan K. Walker, and Tony Askins as head of cinematography. Two and a Half Men is executive produced by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eric Tannenbaum, Kim Tannenbaum, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Don Reo, ----, Co-executive producers:, David Richardson, and Michael Collier. Two and a Half Men is created by Chuck Lorre; Lee Aronsohn.

Two and a Half Men is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two and a Half Men is 21 minutes long. Two and a Half Men is produced by Chuck Lorre, The Tannenbaum Company, and Warner Bros. Television and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

The cast includes: Taylor Cole as Alan, and Kathy Bates as Charlie.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Kathy Bates as Charlie

  • (Kathy Bates) "Recurring"
  • (Kathy Bates) "She/He's not coming back."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Come on, Berta. You're like family."
  • (Unnamed) "Am I in your will?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "no. but none of the others are."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Recurring"
  • (Kathy Bates) "That ship has sailed."

Taylor Cole as Alan

  • (Taylor Cole) "Pretty flowers"
  • (Kathy Bates) "Thanks"
  • (Taylor Cole) "Wanna stick 'em somewhere?"

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