Tomorrow Never Dies Quotes

Tomorrow Never Dies is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Tomorrow Never Dies ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael G. Wilson as producer, David Arnold in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

Tomorrow Never Dies is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Tomorrow Never Dies is 119 minutes long. Tomorrow Never Dies is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (US).

The cast includes: Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver, Geoffrey Palmer as Admiral Roebuck, Judi Dench as M, Pierce Brosnan as Jones, Joe Don Baker as James Bond, Samantha Bond as Moneypenny, Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance as Q, Michelle Yeoh as Wai-Lin, Götz Otto as Mr. Stamper, Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver, Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman, Ricky Jay as Gupta, Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin, Nina Young as Tamara Steel, Joe Don Baker as Jack Wade, Colin Salmon as Charles Robinson, and Cecilie Thomsen as Professor Inga Bergstrom.

Tomorrow Never Dies Quotes

Joe Don Baker as James Bond

• (Joe Don Baker) "They'll print anything these days."

• (Joe Don Baker) "I always wondered how I'd feel if I ever saw you again."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Now I know. Was it something I said?"
• (Teri Hatcher) "How about the words, "I'll be right back"?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Something came up."
• (Teri Hatcher) "Something always came up."

• (Joe Don Baker) "To you."
• (Teri Hatcher) "No, to the gun."

• (Joe Don Baker) "I think we've met."

• (Joe Don Baker) "You were pretty good with that hook."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighborhood. You were pretty good on the bike."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Thank you. It comes from not growing up at all."

• (Master Sergeant 3) "You free-fall for 5 miles and use your oxygen or you will die of asphyxiation."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Sounds like my first marriage."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Hello Elliot, interesting plan."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "So much for German Efficiency."

• (Joe Don Baker) "I may have some breaking news for you, Elliot."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Get on the back."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "Why? Are you trying to protect me?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "No, I need to balance the bike. Now get on the back."

• (Joe Don Baker) "You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot."
• (Joe Don Baker) "And unofficially?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "We have no interest in seeing World War III; unless we start it."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Are you sure you can do this on your own?"
• (Michelle Yeoh) "It depends whether your mission is peace or revenge."
• (Joe Don Baker) "This is about stopping a war."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Why did you marry him?"
• (Teri Hatcher) "He told me he loved me."
• (Joe Don Baker) "That always sounds good."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Goodbye my sweet."
• (Samantha Bond) "You always were a cunning linguist, James."
• (Samantha Bond) "Don't ask."
• (Judi Dench) "Don't tell."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Yo. Jimbo."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Wade, what the hell are you doing here?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Jimbo, you know the world's my office."

• (Cecilie Thomsen) "I am pleased with your progress, Mr. Bond."
• (Joe Don Baker) "I've always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor."
• (Cecilie Thomsen) "One might say you have a natural ability."
• (Joe Don Baker) "But practice makes perfect."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Bond here."

• (Dr. Dave Greenwalt) "I just noticed something."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Yeah?"
• (Dr. Dave Greenwalt) "This is where the ship thought it was. This is where it really is. But see that island?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Yeah."
• (Dr. Dave Greenwalt) "That means where he's jumping, between the British and Chinese fleets -- technically they're not in Chinese territorial waters.They belong to Vietnam."
• (Master Sergeant 3) "Vietnam ?"
• (Dr. Dave Greenwalt) "Does he have any U.S. government markings on him?"
• (Master Sergeant 3) "The parachute -- the wet suit -- the fins."
• (Dr. Dave Greenwalt) "Jesus, if the Vietnamese catch him, they're gonna go crazy."
• (Joe Don Baker) "He didn't even say goodbye."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Filthy Habit."

• (Joe Don Baker) "Yes?"
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Good Morning, Mr. Bond. Elliot Carver. I beleive you have two things that belong to me."
• (Joe Don Baker) "What are you talking about?"
• (Jonathan Pryce) "The encoder, in the dash of your car --"
• (Jonathan Pryce) "-- And my wife, in your hotel room."

• (Joe Don Baker) "I think we understand each other."
• (Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance) "Grow up, 007."

Ricky Jay as Gupta

• (Ricky Jay) "Ready to rock and ruin."

• (Ricky Jay) "I call it "Gupta's Law of Convenient Anomalies"; if it looks too good to be true, it probably is."

Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance as Q

• (Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance) "I am not interested in your sordid escapades. Let's get on with it, shall we. Your new telephone. Talk here. Listen here."
• (Joe Don Baker) "So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years."
• (Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance) "Look, it also includes a fingerprint scanner. a 2,000 volt security system, and this I'm particularly proud of; the remote control for your car. Tap twice. One. Two."
• (Desmond Llewelyn in his penultimate appearance) "Now, draw very slowly across the pad to drive the car. It's surprisingly difficult to drive; but, with practice --"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Well, let's see how she responds to my touch, eh, Q?"

Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Don't you realise how absurd your position is?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "No more absurd than starting a war for ratings."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Don't shoot him, yet."
• (Götz Otto) "Hold your fire."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Welcome to my world crisis, Mr. Bond."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Even trade, Elliot; Gupta for Wai Lin. You can't fire the missile without him."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "And it seems you can't resist any woman in my possession."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "What are you waiting for, shoot him."
• (Joe Don Baker) "I told you, we're gonna finish this together."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "How romantic. Do you realize how absurd your position is?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "No more absurd than starting a war for ratings."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Great men have always manipulated the media to save the world. Look at William Randolph Hearst, who told his photographers, "You provide the pictures, I'll provide the war." I've just taken it one step further."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Sorry about that, I've tuned out there for a moment, Elliot."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Touché."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Mr. Gupta, is the missile ready to fire?"
• (Ricky Jay) "Press the magic button, Beijing disappears."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Well, it seems you've outlived your contract."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "You see, Mr. Bond, I have a backup plan"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Uh-huh. So do I."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Gentlemen, and ladies, hold the presses. This just in. By curious quirk of fate, we have the perfect story with which to launch our satellite news network tonight. It seems a small crisis is brewing in the South China Seas. I want full newspaper coverage, I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day, this is our moment. And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver Media Group."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "There's no news, like bad news."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room."
• (Mr. Wallace) "Inspired, sir."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway."
• (Mr. Wallace) "Consider him slimed."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Outstanding."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Mr Stamper, would you please kill those bastards."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Mr. Bond, Ms. Lin. Welcome to Saigon. Please come in."
• (Joe Don Baker) "It's always a pleasure to see you, Elliot."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "I wasn't planning on opening this center until tomorrow. But you're just in time to help me finish writing the inaugural story, YOUR obituaries."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Soon I'll have reached out to and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "What the hell do I pay you for. If she's there, Bond is there. Stamper, find them"

• (Jonathan Pryce) "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Fire one missile at the flagship of each fleet. The Chinese will think the British are rattling the saber. The British will think the Chinese are being belligerent. And the media will provide cool, objective coverage.; Let the mayhem begin."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?"
• (Newsman) "Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Outstanding."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "When I was sixteen, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who, or what, or when, but why."

• (Jonathan Pryce) "According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible."
• (Götz Otto) "Dr. Kaufman's record was fifty-two hours. I'm hoping to break it."
• (Joe Don Baker) "I would have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough."

Teri Hatcher as Paris Carver

• (Unnamed) "Something to drink, Mrs. Carver?"
• (Teri Hatcher) "Mr. Bond will have Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Mrs. Carver will have a Tequila, straight shot."
• (Teri Hatcher) "No. Mrs. Carver will have a glass of Mr. Carver's champagne."

• (Teri Hatcher) "Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you."

• (Teri Hatcher) "If it comes to a choice between you and Elliot I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore."

• (Teri Hatcher) "What was it James? Did I get too close? Did I get to close for; comfort?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Yes."
• (Teri Hatcher) "I missed you."

• (Teri Hatcher) "Don't argue with me James. You know, this job of yours; eh, it's murder on relationships."

Michelle Yeoh as Wai-Lin

• (Michelle Yeoh) "It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power."
• (Joe Don Baker) "And they say communists don't know how to have fun."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "Oh, I hate to disappoint you; but, I don't even have a little red book."

• (Michelle Yeoh) "Still interested in hostile takeovers?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "It's the opportunities for travel, that I like best about banking."

• (Michelle Yeoh) "They're looking for us, James."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Let's stay under cover."

• (Michelle Yeoh) "Don't get any ideas, Mr Bond."
• (Joe Don Baker) "I wouldn't dream of it."

• (Michelle Yeoh) "If I didn't know better, I'd say you were following me around, Mr. Bond."
• (Joe Don Baker) "You have to admit, though: we seem to have developed a certain attachment to each other."
• (Michelle Yeoh) "Hopefully not for long."

Vincent Schiavelli as Dr. Kaufman

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose."

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "But now, Mr. Bond, I am afraid that our little --"
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "Ah, Stamper. Stop yelling in my ear, ja?"
• (Götz Otto) "Sir, they can't get into the car."
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "Oh, you can't be serious. Did you call the Auto Club?"
• (Götz Otto) "Do you want to call them? Make him tell you how to open it."
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "O-O-Okay. Ja, I ask."

• (Vincent Schiavelli) "This is very embarrassing. It seems there is a red box they need in your car, only they can't get it open. They want me to get you to tell how to open it. I feel like an idiot, I don't know what to say."
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "I am to torture you if you don't do it."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Do you have a doctorate in that as well?"
• (Vincent Schiavelli) "No, no this is more like a hobby -- but I am very gifted."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Oh, I believe you."

Geoffrey Palmer as Admiral Roebuck

• (Geoffrey Palmer) "Can't you people keep anything locked up?"

• (Geoffrey Palmer) "With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job."
• (Judi Dench) "Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time."

Götz Otto as Mr. Stamper

• (Götz Otto) "Stamper to bridge. Bond is dead."
• (Jonathan Pryce) "Delicious."

• (Götz Otto) "Drop the knife Mr. Bond or I drop your friend."

• (Götz Otto) "I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond."

Colin Salmon as Charles Robinson

• (Colin Salmon) "White knight, 4 minutes to impact. Get out of there."
• (Colin Salmon) "Yes, dammit, I know what it is, it's on the screen in front of me. It's a jeep in front of a plane. Now get the hell OUT of there."
• (Geoffrey Palmer) "What the hell is going on?"
• (Colin Salmon) "You will NOT wait. That is an order."
• (Geoffrey Palmer) "What is your man waiting for?"
• (Colin Salmon) "White Knight?"
• (Colin Salmon) "Oh my God, those are Soviet SB-5 nuclear torpedoes. If the cruise hits them --"
• (Judi Dench) "Order them to abort the missile."
• (Geoffrey Palmer) "HMS Chester, urgent, Abort missile. Abort missile."

• (Colin Salmon) "Our man's in position on the center camera. It's like a terrorist supermarket. Chinese Long March Scud, Panther AS-565 attack helicopter, a pair of Russian mortars, and the crates look like American rifles. Chilean mines. German explosives. Fun for the whole family."

Nina Young as Tamara Steel

• (Nina Young) "Mr. Carver here is the banker Mr."
• (Joe Don Baker) "Bond, James Bond."

Judi Dench as M

• (Judi Dench) "I wonder with what'll the CIA be more upset; that they lost it, or that we found it?"

Samantha Bond as Moneypenny

• (Samantha Bond) "James? Where are you?"
• (Joe Don Baker) "Oh, Moneypenny. Um. I'm just up here at Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish."
• (Cecilie Thomsen) "Little?"
• (Samantha Bond) "I'm afraid you're going to have to kiss off your lesson, James. We've got a situation here at the Ministry of Defense. We're sending the fleet to China."

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