Trouble in Paradise (film) Quotes

Trouble in Paradise (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Trouble in Paradise stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ernst Lubitsch as producer, W. Franke Harling, and Leo Robin in charge of musical score, and Victor Milner as head of cinematography.

Trouble in Paradise (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Trouble in Paradise (film) is 83 minutes long. Trouble in Paradise (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Herbert Marshall as Gaston Monescu, Miriam Hopkins as Lily Vautier, Kay Francis as Mariette Colet, and Charlie Ruggles as The Major.

Trouble in Paradise (film) Quotes

Miriam Hopkins as Lily Vautier

• (Miriam Hopkins) "I wouldn't fall for another man if he was the biggest crook on earth."

• (Miriam Hopkins) "Well, I'll leave you alone with that lady. But if you behave like a gentleman, I'll break your neck."

• (Miriam Hopkins) "You see, mother is dead."
• (Kay Francis) "Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die."

• (Miriam Hopkins) "I have a confession to make to you: Baron, you are a crook. You robbed the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9. May I have the salt?"
• (Herbert Marshall) "Please."
• (Miriam Hopkins) "Thank you."
• (Herbert Marshall) "The pepper too?"
• (Miriam Hopkins) "Oh, no, thank you."
• (Herbert Marshall) "You're very welcome. Countess, believe me, before you left this room, I would have told you everything. And let me say this, with love in my heart: Countess, you are a thief. The wallet of the gentleman in 253, 5, 7 and 9 is in your possession. I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket. In fact, you tickled me. But your embrace was so sweet."

• (Miriam Hopkins) "Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos."

• (Miriam Hopkins) "Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the Royal Palace? And you made it into a lamp for my night table."
• (Herbert Marshall) "I remember the lamp, I remember the night table -- . and I remember the night."

Herbert Marshall as Gaston Monescu

• (Herbert Marshall) "I love you. I loved you the minute I saw you. I'm mad about you, my little shoplifter -- . my sweet little pickpocket -- . my darling."

• (Herbert Marshall) "Well, what did she want?"
• (Miriam Hopkins) "You. And she's willing to pay as high as 50 francs."

• (Herbert Marshall) "Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking; in a business way, of course."
• (Kay Francis) "What would you do if you were my secretary?"
• (Herbert Marshall) "The same thing."
• (Kay Francis) "You're hired."

• (Unnamed) "Yes, Baron. What should we start with, Baron? Hmm?"
• (Herbert Marshall) "Oh yes. That's not so easy. Beginnings are always difficult."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Baron."
• (Herbert Marshall) "If Casanova suddenly turned out to be Romeo having supper with Juliet, who might become Cleopatra, how would you start?"
• (Unnamed) "I would start with cocktails."

• (Herbert Marshall) "Do you remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople, and walked out with the Bank of Constantinople?"

Charlie Ruggles as The Major

• (Unnamed) "Nice day, Major."
• (Charlie Ruggles) "Eh-hmm."
• (Unnamed) "You're looking fine, Major."
• (Charlie Ruggles) "Now see here my good man, I've had just about enough of your insulting remarks."

• (Charlie Ruggles) "I like to take my fun and leave it."

Kay Francis as Mariette Colet

• (Kay Francis) "I have a confession to make to you: You like me. In fact, you're crazy about me."

• (Kay Francis) "No, no, Francois, I tell you, no. You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake."

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