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The Woodsman (2004 film) Quotes

The Woodsman (2004 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Woodsman stopped airing in 1970.

It features Lee Daniels as producer, Nathan Larson (musician) in charge of musical score, and Xavier Pérez Grobet as head of cinematography.

The Woodsman (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Woodsman (2004 film) is 87 minutes long. The Woodsman (2004 film) is distributed by Newmarket Films.

The cast includes: Kevin Bacon as Walter, Michael Shannon as Rosen, Kyra Sedgwick as Vickie, and Benjamin Bratt as Carlos.

The Woodsman (2004 film) Quotes

Kevin Bacon as Walter

  • (Kevin Bacon) "They think I'm crazy."
  • (Michael Shannon) "Do you think you're crazy?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "You know, talking to you is like riding on a f***ing merry-go-round."
  • (Michael Shannon) "That's a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles, we find things we missed the first time around."
  • (Kevin Bacon) "Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked."
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Do you believe in Fairy Tales?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "Fairy Tales?"
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Yeah, like Alice in Wonderland."
  • (Kevin Bacon) "No."
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Yeah, yeah, me neither. What's that one with the Woodsman?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "Woodsman?"
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Yeah, with the ax?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "I don't know."
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Yeah, you know it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach and the little girl come out alive --"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "Little Red Riding Hood."
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Little Red Riding Hood. That's it. That's it. The Woodsman, he cuts open the wolf's stomach, the girl comes out without a scratch -- You ever see a seven-year-old sodomized in half? She was so small, just broken. I saw 20-year vets on that job. Hard guys, they just broke down and cried. I was there, I cried -- There ain't no f***ing woodsman in this world."
  • (Kevin Bacon) "What can I do for you Sergeant Lucas?"
  • (Sgt. Lucas) "Oh, you can listen to my stories about Jesus."

Kyra Sedgwick as Vickie

  • (Kyra Sedgwick) "So, are you gonna tell me your dark secret?"
  • (Kevin Bacon) "Why do you wanna know?"
  • (Kyra Sedgwick) "Don't you think I should know before we have sex?"
  • (Kyra Sedgwick) "I don't like to waste time."

Benjamin Bratt as Carlos

  • (Benjamin Bratt) "Boy, you still think fast."
  • (Kevin Bacon) "You don't need to think fast to handle a beer."
  • (Benjamin Bratt) "Sometimes when I walk down the street and I pass a sexy-looking woman she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. Hey, I see a pretty lady, I look. That's the price of beauty, my friend."

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