Family Law (TV series) Quotes

Family Law is a Legal drama that debuted in 1999 on CBS. Family Law ended its run in 2002.

Family Law aired for 3 seasons and 68 episodes. It features Chuck Binder, and Dana Maksimovich as producer, and Jeff Beal; Bruce Roberts, and David Tobocman as composer. Family Law is executive produced by Paul Haggis, Stephen Nathan, and David Shore. Family Law is created by Paul Haggis; Anne Kenney.

Family Law is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Family Law is 60 minutes long. Family Law is produced by Paul Haggis; CBS Productions; Columbia TriStar Television.

The cast includes: Dixie Carter as Randi, and Kathleen Quinlan as Lynn.

Family Law Quotes

Dixie Carter as Randi

• (Dixie Carter) "Sure you got your self screwed here, didn't you Linn?"
• (Kathleen Quinlan) "Yes, well."
• (Dixie Carter) "I'm not gonna take up much of your time. You're meeting with a lot of terrific attorneys. Any one will represent you vary aggressively. And depending on how smart your husband was, they might even get you some decent money. That's not who I am, and that's not what I want for you. When your husband does get around to makin' a settlement offer, I want him to do it on his bare knees, bleeding from having crawled over here from his new, swanky office suite. I want to see him right here with his pants down around his ankles and whip marks on his bare back where he's been lit'rally flogging himself for his stupidity and arrogance. And when we turn him down -- I wanna see him burst into tears, lick your shoes, and beg for mercy. And only then will I even consider letting you take money from this poor excuse for a human being. (pause) How will I accomplish this outcome? (standing, smiling) Well, besides being a damn good attorney, I have only two qualifications -- I hate men, and I play very dirty."

• (Dixie Carter) "It's an annoying fact of life, but husbands can often see their wives' flaws much more easily than we can see our own. My former husband could certainly see right through me and he'd help me see it to. Usually by striking me with a baseball bat. Then one day, he swung and missed and I stabbed him to death. So, looking at it now, I suppose he didn't know me quite as well as he thought. For example, he didn't know I had that sharp knife. But, here I am talking about myself when we should be listening to your husband's insightful criticisms.(without missing a beat and smiling) We can go back on the record now."

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