The Muppets' Wizard of Oz Quotes

The Muppets' is a TV show that first aired in 2005 on American Broadcasting Company. The Muppets' Wizard of Oz completed its run in 1970.

It features Bill Barretta as producer, Michael Giacchino as theme composer, and Tony Westman as head of cinematography.

The Muppets' is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Canada. Each episode of The Muppets' is 72 minutes 100 minutes (Extended Edition) long. The Muppets' is produced by The Muppets Studio; ABC Studios; Fox 21 Television Studios and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Fozzie Bear as Crow, Ashanti as Dorothy, Queen Latifah as Aunt Em, Pepé the King Prawn as Toto, and David Alan Grier as Uncle Henry.

The Muppets' Quotes

Ashanti as Dorothy

• (Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo)) "And look how sparkly they are."
• (Ashanti) "Uh-uh."
• (Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo)) "Listen, high pockets, here's how things work in enchanted lands. Shoes have magical powers. If you have the shoes, you get the powers. But if you're going to question every little detail, the whole thing's gonna fall apart and we might as well call it a day, okay?"
• (Miss Piggy (as Tattypoo)) "They're Manolos --."
• (Unnamed) "Manolos."
• (Ashanti) "Manolos. Why didn't you say so?"

• (Ashanti) "You think he's stuck?"
• (Scarecrow) "Do you think he needs our help?"
• (Pepé the King Prawn) "You think he can check my e-mails?"

• (Ashanti) "You're all big. And you're talking --"
• (Pepé the King Prawn) "Si -- but more importantly, I'm naked, okay."

• (Ashanti) "Mr. Kermit. Miss Piggy."
• (Miss Piggy) "Oh great, a groupie."
• (Miss Piggy) "Sorry dear, no autographs."
• (Ashanti) "Actually, I wanted to sing for you, but if it's too late do you think maybe you can listen to my demo?"
• (Miss Piggy) "No time. We'll have to get your song off Napster."

• (Ashanti) "Trash? That's big talk coming from a hog on a hog."

• (Ashanti) "I know a rat when I see one."

Pepé the King Prawn as Toto

• (Pepé the King Prawn) "Come on, Dorothy, let's get inside before this place is no longer cool."

• (Pepé the King Prawn) "What in the name of all that is holy are you, okay?"
• (Tin Thing) "Oh, I'm a T.I.N. thing, a fully robotic information gathering device for the Wicked Witch of the West. And I can answer any question in the universe. Anything."
• (Pepé the King Prawn) "I got one. Why are the women so confusing, okay?"
• (Tin Thing) "Let me process that."
• (Tin Thing) "It only seems that way because men are so simple."

• (Pepé the King Prawn) "Si, si, what freaky land we got to visit now, okay? Tomorrowland, Adventureland, Canada --"

• (Pepé the King Prawn) "Dorothy, before I die, just once I want to hear a woman say she love me, okay?"
• (Ashanti) "Oh Toto, that's so sweet. Of course I love you."
• (Pepé the King Prawn) "Eh, look, Dorothy, I'm flattered, okay, but I can't commit myself to just one womens, okay."

• (Pepé the King Prawn) "The witch is no longer in the house, okay? She is down the drain- we melted her."
• (Unnamed) "HOORAY."
• (Ashanti) "I thought you were supposed to be her vile henchmen."
• (Angel Marie) "Vile? No -- We were just a gentle band of motorcycle enthusiasts. Until the witch put us under an evel spell with her enchanted biker cap."
• (Unnamed) "Enchanted biker cap --"
• (Sal Manilla) "Since you wasted her, this hat rightfully belongs to you, Dorothy. Now we must obey any command you give us."
• (Angel Marie) "Yeah. Like, you can have everybody spank me and call me names."
• (Angel Marie) "Or not."

Fozzie Bear as Crow

• (Kermit the Frog as "Scarecrow") "That's the last straw."
• (Fozzie Bear) "No, I see one right here."

Queen Latifah as Aunt Em

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

David Alan Grier as Uncle Henry

• (David Alan Grier) "Come on get some, Kermit, we're family now."

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