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Baby's Day Out Quotes

Baby's Day Out is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Baby's Day Out ended in 1970.

It features John Hughes, and Richard Vane as producer, Bruce Broughton in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Baby's Day Out is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Baby's Day Out is 99 minutes long. Baby's Day Out is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Joe Mantegna as Eddie, Brian Haley as Veeko, Joe Pantoliano as Norby, Cynthia Nixon as Gilbertine, and Lara Flynn Boyle as Laraine Cotwell.

Baby's Day Out Quotes

Joe Pantoliano as Norby

  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Did a baby get off this bus? A little guy about two feet tall. It's an emergency."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't have nobody today with a baby."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "He was BY HIMSELF."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow. And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Eddie?"
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Huh?"
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "You're a smart guy. How do you tell the front from the back on these diapers?"
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Aren't there pockets in the front?"
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "That's very funny. The front and the back are the same."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Then it probably don't make no difference. Put him in them regular baby clothes. That fruit suit's a dead give away that he's a rich kid."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow. And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do?"
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again?"
  • (Brian Haley) "That was Nat King Cole.N"
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird."

Cynthia Nixon as Gilbertine

  • (Cynthia Nixon) "Nanny Gilbertine is so sick of the "Boo-boo" book she could just gag --"

Joe Mantegna as Eddie

  • (Joe Mantegna) "If you want to be a shoplifter, go to J.C. Penney."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?"
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Ooh. Don't tell me. I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh- --"
  • (Brian Haley) "Tollbooth at the end."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?"

Lara Flynn Boyle as Laraine Cotwell

  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "All I wanted was to have my baby's picture on the paper."
  • (Lara Flynn Boyle) "I've got my wish."

Brian Haley as Veeko

  • (Brian Haley) "That's how you put out campfires."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Is that -- a fact?"
  • (Brian Haley) "Used to do it in boy scouts."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "You toasted your marshmallows -- over a pile of flaming GONADS?"
  • (Brian Haley) "We usually used logs."
  • (Brian Haley) "Ed."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Huh?"
  • (Brian Haley) "How do I know this milk won't burn the kid's throat? If that matters."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Try it on some skin first."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "What's the matter with you?"
  • (Brian Haley) "I'd better let it cool down."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "You like that? Hey, Eddie."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Huh?"
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Watch the baby."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Very good. Now see if it works the other way."
  • (Brian Haley) "It works."

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