The Magic Roundabout (film) Quotes

The Magic Roundabout (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Magic Roundabout completed its run in 1970.

It features Claude Gorsky as producer, and Mark Thomas in charge of musical score.

The Magic Roundabout (film) is recorded in French and originally aired in France. Each episode of The Magic Roundabout (film) is 83 minutes long. The Magic Roundabout (film) is distributed by * PathéThe Weinstein Company (US release, under the film’s title Doogal).

The Magic Roundabout (film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Dispose of the prisoner."
• (Unnamed) "Cant't do that sir, Geneva Convention."
• (Unnamed) "I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention, BEAM HIM OFF."

• (Unnamed) "I bet she's petrified."
• (Unnamed) "Pet? Fried? Whoa, bad karma."

• (Unnamed) "Two words, sir: personal hygiene."

• (Unnamed) "Some animals WILL be harmed in this picture."

• (Unnamed) "I'll go ahead sir, I have a sixth sense for danger."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, and you almost lost senses three through five."

• (Unnamed) "Here we go. Mens room, food court -- ah, booby trap filled lobby."
• (Unnamed) "Well that's not very nice, someone could get hurt here."

• (Unnamed) "Help me help you help the girl."

• (Unnamed) "So, who's gonna get it?"
• (Unnamed) "Ummm -- I'm chewing my gum --"

• (Unnamed) "You know there can only be one spring to rule them all. And I am the Lord of the Springs."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, no sir. We're just a couple of muggles on our way to Hogwarts here for a pickup for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Is that you govner?"

• (Skeleton One (Steve)) "Here's Johnny."
• (Skeleton Two) "Someone order ribs?"
• (Skeleton Three) "Bring out your dead."
• (Skeleton Four) "Uhh -- Pirates of the Caribbean."
• (Skeleton One (Steve)) "Hey, I thought we said no Disney jokes."

• (Unnamed) "Dylan, can you beat them up?"
• (Unnamed) "Call me Neo."

• (Unnamed) "I know Kung Fu, John Woo, Wutang Klan, and -- Chai Tea."

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