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Statistical Probabilities Quotes

Statistical Probabilities is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Statistical Probabilities ended its run in 1970.

It features David Bell (composer) in charge of musical score.

Statistical Probabilities Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Sooner or later, no matter how perfectly I play, no matter how well I hedge my bets, I'm going to lose."
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you trying to spoil everyone's good time? Look around. These people are enjoying themselves. Half of them know the odds are against them, but they don't care. They're here because they wanna believe they can win. Is that so bad?"
  • (Unnamed) "They're fools."
  • (Unnamed) "He turned out all right."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not exactly known for being very discriminating, hm?"
  • (Unnamed) "Turned you down, didn't I?"
  • (Unnamed) "And you're still regretting it."
  • (Unnamed) "The Chief doesn't like any of us. Do you, Chief?"
  • (Unnamed) "Julian --"
  • (Unnamed) "He's just jealous you're spending so much time with us."
  • (Unnamed) "His wife's away. He misses his friend."
  • (Unnamed) "I do not."
  • (Unnamed) "It's all right, Julian. Go play with your friend, we'll be fine."
  • (Unnamed) "You want me to play with you, do you, Chief?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, you do."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, let's go to Quark's."
  • (Unnamed) "Well why don't you fix it, dear fellow, dear fellow, well why don't you fix it before I go mad."
  • (Unnamed) "So we go down fighting. How terribly courageous of us."
  • (Unnamed) "Bashir, was it? Rings a bell, rings a bell. Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir-Bashir -- a-ah. Got it, got it. Uh, 15th century poet, Singh el Bashir. Any relation, hm?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, actually."
  • (Unnamed) "His work was totally derivative. He was a plagiarist. You knew that; you-you had to know that. Yet you come in here, bragging about it anyway, hm-hm. Why?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're the one who brought it up."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, what was I supposed to do, just let you get away with it?"
  • (Unnamed) "The only reason Patrick gets so emotional is because he likes you."
  • (Unnamed) "He does?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, they all do."
  • (Unnamed) "What, because I got rid of that noise?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, it's not just that. They feel comfortable being around you. What was the word Jack used? "Uncomplicated"."
  • (Unnamed) ""Uncomplicated"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yes, they're amazingly insightful. They have ways of seeing things other people don't."
  • (Unnamed) "And saying things other people don't."
  • (Unnamed) "Got you. D'you hear that? He used the passive voice transitive."
  • (Unnamed) "Since when could you speak Dominionese?"
  • (Unnamed) "Since this morning."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not our place to decide who lives and who dies. We're not gods."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe not. But we're the next best thing."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe there's a better bet. But sometimes, when the odds are so stacked against you, you've just got to take a chance."
  • (Unnamed) "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."
  • (Unnamed) "After being with them, I can understand how the rest of us must seem a little -- uncomplicated."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I wouldn't say that exactly. More like -- slow."
  • (Unnamed) "Ha-ha. Must be very frustrating for you."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't mind. Makes me feel superior."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, glad to be of service."
  • (Unnamed) "I will not forget what was done to me; I will not be a part of a society that put me away for being too smart. No. No."
  • (Unnamed) "The way you're acting, you'd think nobody with half a brain could possibly disagree with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Frankly, I don't see how they can."
  • (Unnamed) "I can see two possible explanations for it. Either I'm even more feeble-minded than you ever realized, or you're not as smart as you think you are."
  • (Unnamed) "Odo --."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, I know. I honor you with my presence."
  • (Unnamed) "We -- seem to have gotten ourselves lost."
  • (Unnamed) "M-hm. They're not coming."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's not coming?"
  • (Unnamed) "I had a feeling you were going to say that."
  • (Unnamed) "I-I'm -- I'm gonna need those."
  • (Unnamed) "No, you don't. There's nothing wrong with that power coupling."
  • (Unnamed) "Looks like a man who doesn't sleep."
  • (Unnamed) "Methought I heard a voice cry "Sleep no more." Damar does murder sleep."
  • (Unnamed) "Surrender is not an option. Now, I'm happy to hear your group's advice on how to win this war, but I don't need your advice on how to lose it."
  • (Unnamed) "We can't win this war."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care if the odds are against us. If we're going to lose, then we're going to go down fighting, so that when our descendants someday rise up against the Dominion, they'll know what they're made of."

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