The Italian Job (2003 film) Quotes

The Italian Job (2003 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Italian Job stopped airing in 1970.

It features Donald De Line as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Wally Pfister as head of cinematography.

The Italian Job (2003 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Italian Job (2003 film) is 110 minutes long. The Italian Job (2003 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Edward Norton as Steve, Charlize Theron as Stella, Donald Sutherland as John Bridger, Mark Wahlberg as Charlie Croker, Mos Def as Left Ear, Charlize Theron as Stella Bridger, Seth Green as Lyle, and Jason Statham as Handsome Rob.

The Italian Job (2003 film) Quotes

Mark Wahlberg as Charlie Croker

• (Mark Wahlberg) "I found him Stella. He's in Los Angeles. The gold bricks he stole from us had a Balinese dancer stamped on them. This guy worked for a contact of mine, Skinny Pete, that a gold dealer in L.A.'s been buying those bricks."
• (Charlize Theron) "Yeah? How do you know it's him."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Skinny Pete sent me this."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Me? I've been a thief since I had baby teeth."
• (Young Charlie) "Okay, you both know what to do."
• (Bully) "Cough it up now."
• (Bully) "Watch it, spas. Hey, what's your problem, man?"

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Napster, Gridlock every route except the one we chose. Force that truck to go exactly where we want it to go."
• (Jason Statham) "Where do we want it to go? We can't have a shoot up without guns. We'd lose."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "We do it like the Italian job."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Don't you want to see what's inside?"
• (Charlize Theron) "Absolutely."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "You ready to create the biggest traffic jam in the history of Los Angeles?"
• (Seth Green) "I'm so ready."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Hello?"
• (Charlize Theron) "I want to see the look on that man's face when his gold is gone. He took my father from me, I'm taking this."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "She's in."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "This is it, guys. Moment of truth."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "What the hell is this?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "s***. Steve's neighbors throwing a party."
• (Valet) "Are you here for the Baker party, Sir?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "No."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Steve, how we looking?"
• (Edward Norton) "Papa took the boat to work at 8:15, so the garage is empty. Mama left with daughter at 8:30 for pre-school as usual. So for the next 45 minutes, we own this place, gentlemen."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Steve, what the hell are you doing?"
• (Edward Norton) "Made a few plans of my own."
• (Donald Sutherland) "There's nowhere you can go where we won't find you, Steve. You know that."
• (Edward Norton) "I think that's probably right, John."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "Guys, I want to make a toast. To John Bridger. The most brilliant master planner of all. Father and friend."
• (Charlize Theron) "To my Dad."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "You know, your dad was old school. Did the whole thing by touch."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "It's over when I say it's over."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "We set?"
• (Seth Green) "Yeah. I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby."
• (Mos Def) "We're in Italy. Speak English."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "A police boat can get from the station to our position in seven. That means you've got four minutes to work your magic."
• (Donald Sutherland) "What? You told me ten and you said that I would have five."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "When?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Do not be messing with me right now, okay? I will kick your ass."

• (Mark Wahlberg) "That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "I think it's his first time riding that bike, though."
• (Seth Green) "Hey."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "You okay?"
• (Seth Green) "Yeah."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl."
• (Kid On Left) "Damn, that was cool. How did you do that?"
• (Young Left Ear) "What?"
• (Kid On Right) "How did you do that?"
• (Young Left Ear) "WHAT?"
• (Kid On Right) "I said, "how did you do that?""
• (Young Left Ear) "What?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?"

Edward Norton as Steve

• (Edward Norton) "Take your hands off the wheel. Don't even think about it, just do it."

• (Edward Norton) "You're out of moves. The game is over. Just give up already."

• (Edward Norton) "Look, I'll double whatever Charlie's given you, just don't shoot me."
• (Mashkov) "Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you. No, I'm going to take you to my workplace. I think you'll be very interested in some of the machinery I use."

• (Edward Norton) "Don't talk about right or wrong with me, man, because I don't give a s***. Okay? You got your cards, I got my cards. We made our play, and I came out on top. Okay? Now, if you want to start the game up again, that's fine with me. What is your play here, really? Come on, what do you? What do you think? You'll try to take out my guards, right? I have five of them that you don't know about. You'll try to have Lyle hack the system? I'll change it again tomorrow morning. What was your final move? I mean. Have Bridger's daughter come in and try to crack my safe? That's very poetic and all, but I just don't see it. I don't think she'll get anywhere near it."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Same old Steve huh? Always thinking defensively. That's why you're always number two."

• (Edward Norton) "Stop them before they hit the street."

• (Edward Norton) "The gang's all here."
• (Charlize Theron) "You know, the only thing worse than a thief is a coward."
• (Edward Norton) "Then you shoulda seen the way your daddy begged for his life."

• (Edward Norton) "Come on, Charlie."

• (Edward Norton) "So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?"
• (Charlize Theron) "Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?"
• (Edward Norton) "No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache."

• (Edward Norton) "Still don't trust me?"
• (Charlize Theron) "I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust."

Donald Sutherland as John Bridger

• (Donald Sutherland) "Charlie, there are two kinds of thieves in this world: The ones who steal to enrich their lives, and those who steal to define their lives. Don't be the latter. Makes you miss out on what's really important in this life."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "What are you talking about, John? You've been a good father."
• (Donald Sutherland) "Sending presents doesn't make you a good father. I've spent half my kid's life in prison. Don't get to be my age with nothing but this, Charlie. Find somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with, and hold onto her forever."

• (Donald Sutherland) "I sent it."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "You're supposed to do your shopping after we pull off the job."

• (Donald Sutherland) "For after the haul."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Hope I'll get to fire it up."
• (Donald Sutherland) "Still no word from the garbage men?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "No. They're no shows. Three months of preps down the tube, and I dragged you out of retirement for nothing."
• (Donald Sutherland) "This is fun. I like this. You've taken over the reigns, all the worries. You're loosey goosey. I'm just along for the ride."

• (Donald Sutherland) "I want to propose a toast. To us."
• (Edward Norton) "Yeah."

• (Donald Sutherland) "I'm sending you something."
• (Charlize Theron) "Does it smell nice?"
• (Donald Sutherland) "No. But it's sparkly."
• (Charlize Theron) "Does it have a receipt?"

Charlize Theron as Stella

• (Charlize Theron) "You know this was never about the gold."
• (Edward Norton) "What ever helps you sleep at night sweetheart."
• (Edward Norton) "Bitch. Charlie. Come on, Charlie."

• (Stella's Receptionist) "How long to crack it?"
• (Charlize Theron) "Four minutes, and forty three seconds."
• (Stella's Receptionist) "You're the man."
• (Charlize Theron) "What's in the line up?"
• (Stella's Receptionist) "Todd Millikan called. He has a prototype combination lock he wants you to test out. He says he added two false contact points on the tumbler."
• (Charlize Theron) "I'll pretend to be stumped for a couple of seconds. Give him a thrill."

• (Charlize Theron) "Yeah, but so how do we get the gold from the vault to the getaway car."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "How wide is the hallway -- Napster?"
• (Seth Green) "Six feet."
• (Jason Statham) "Okay, you've got your gold."

• (Wrench) "Whoa, whoa whoa. We didn't get a chance to meet. Wrench."
• (Charlize Theron) "Ham and cheese."
• (Wrench) "Oh, that's cold. Damn, that's cold."

• (Charlize Theron) "I don't go out with strange men. I just met you five minutes ago."
• (Edward Norton) "I guess I'll just have to sabotage my cable, you know, till we get to know each other well enough."

• (Charlize Theron) "Hello."
• (Donald Sutherland) "Hello, sweetie."
• (Charlize Theron) "Daddy, it's early."

• (First Detective) "Do you always work in the dark?"
• (Charlize Theron) "Makes me feel like I'm alone."

• (Charlize Theron) "Why don't you just come by? We'll have some breakfast, hmm?"
• (Donald Sutherland) "Well, it'd be a long trip. I'm in Venice."
• (Charlize Theron) "-- With your Parole Officer's approval, of course?"
• (Donald Sutherland) "Well, I like the guy Stella, you know that. But we never really connected."

Mos Def as Left Ear

• (Mos Def) ""Learn the language of poetry, art, romance, sex -- ""
• (Jason Statham) "Unlike you, my friend, I don't need a guide book. Can we go?"

• (Mos Def) "Damn."
• (Edward Norton) "Where's my truck? What the f*** happened to my truck?"

• (Mos Def) "s***."
• (Mos Def) "This dude got dogs. I don't do dogs -- I had a real bad experience, man."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "What happened?"
• (Mos Def) "I had. A bad. Experience. Damn it. "I'm" deaf."

• (Mos Def) "Okay, party people. Here's the status. There's an anti-scaling fence, hardened electro-plated steel. Yeah, I'll have to paint that up with some nitromon."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Security on the property?"
• (Mos Def) "An armed guard, here. A little rent-a-cop with a nine millimeter on his hip. But that booth, security booth looks prime for a chemical grenade."
• (Seth Green) "Nitromon? Chemical grenades? That stuff's pretty hard to come by."
• (Mos Def) "Yeah, Lyle, it's a bear market. s***."

• (Mos Def) "Just give me a minute."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "NOW?"
• (Mos Def) "I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, we'll both be the last people we ever see."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Take all the time you need."
• (Mos Def) "Hey, Charlie?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "What?"
• (Mos Def) "I love you, man."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "I love you too."

Jason Statham as Handsome Rob

• (Jason Statham) "Twenty-seven million --"
• (Mos Def) "Say it again, man."
• (Jason Statham) "Twenty-seven million."
• (Mos Def) "Again."
• (Jason Statham) "Twenty-seven million."

• (Jason Statham) "Come on, Charlie. They were at the same college at the same time."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Why are you encouraging this?"

• (Actor Reharsing in Car) "Turn in your badge and your weapon. I don't want to see you anywhere near this investigation."
• (Actor Reharsing in Car) "Crush. I don't wanna see you anywhere near this investigation."
• (Actor Reharsing in Car) "Turn in your badge. And your weapon. I don't wanna see you anywhere this investigation."
• (Jason Statham) "Oi, it's a green."
• (Actor Reharsing in Car) "Turn in your badge and your weapon."
• (Jason Statham) "GREEN."
• (Actor Reharsing in Car) "Turn in your badge and your weapon, I don't wanna see you anywhere near this investigation."
• (Jason Statham) "Unbelievable."

• (Jason Statham) "It's either bad traffic, peak traffic, slit-your-wrist traffic -- you know, five people died from smoking in between traffic lights today."
• (Mos Def) "You know, they do have the Metrorail, Rob, you could always use that."
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, that'd be ideal for carrying a ton of gold now, wouldn't it, genius?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "What's your guesstimate?"
• (Jason Statham) "The last twenty times I done this journey, you've got an average of thirty two minutes and a top time of fifty, but if we had green lights all the way, we could do it in fourteen minutes."
• (Charlize Theron) "What? Couldn't get through traffic?"

• (Jason Statham) "He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Oh, no. I am not calling you The Napster."
• (Seth Green) "Why not? You call him Left Ear."
• (Mos Def) "Well, I am."
• (Seth Green) "And him Handsome Rob."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Well, that's because he is Handsome Rob."
• (Seth Green) "Well you can call me The Napster."

Seth Green as Lyle

• (Seth Green) "You think Stella can pull it off?"
• (Jason Statham) "I have my doubts -- but there's no talking to Charlie"
• (Seth Green) "What, you theenk he's meexing beesness with plezore?"
• (Jason Statham) "He should know better. Only "I'm" allowed to do that."

• (Seth Green) "Charlie, he's flying the coop."
• (Jason Statham) "When?"

• (Seth Green) "They are about to hit a major detour and be sent your way."
• (Seth Green) "Oops."
• (Seth Green) "You'll -- never -- shut down -- the real -- Napster."

• (Seth Green) "Oops. Wow, did I? Oops. But it's awesome. Is that not awesome?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Can you change it back?"

• (Seth Green) "Wow, that is a nice car. Sorry Rob."

• (Seth Green) "I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs."
• (Mos Def) "Yeah --"
• (Seth Green) "It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off."
• (Jason Statham) "Now you're talking."

• (Seth Green) "Metro just passed the station. You are clear for ninety seconds. Go."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Come on, Steve."
• (Seth Green) "Thirty seconds and counting."
• (Seth Green) "Fifteen seconds, you're blocked in or you're paint on the train."
• (Mos Def) "Go, go, go, go."
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Stay right on me. This is gonna be tight."
• (Mos Def) "Go-go-go-go-go-go."
• (Seth Green) "You're gonna stop right -- there."

• (Seth Green) "Becky, huh? Nice name. I wonder what she calls the other one --"
• (Jason Statham) "And it's such a mystery why you don't have a girlfriend, Lyle."

• (Seth Green) "I am The Napster."

• (Seth Green) "James Hymen? Come one, just once give me a cool name."
• (Mos Def) "A hundred and forty pounds? Try one sixty five."
• (Jason Statham) "Try lifting some weights."
• (Seth Green) "Hey, Charlie?"
• (Mark Wahlberg) "Handsome? Think you can help him with his bike?"
• (Mos Def) "Yeah, help Knievel set up for his next jump."

• (Seth Green) "Are you kidding me? How does he do that? How do you do that? What are you saying?"
• (Seth Green) "Hey, how are you?"
• (Seth Green) "Oh, I'm good."
• (Seth Green) "Nice to meet you. I'm Handsome Rob. And you are?"
• (Seth Green) "Oh, my name's Becky, but it's written on my shirt."
• (Seth Green) "Listen, I'm gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
• (Seth Green) "Perfect. I'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?"
• (Seth Green) "If it's on the menu."
• (Seth Green) "Oh, you're so witty. Why don't you take advantage of me?"
• (Seth Green) "Yeah, you're not too bright, are you?"
• (Seth Green) "No."
• (Seth Green) "Perfect."

• (Seth Green) "And then he's just the media darling -- He's on the cover of all the magazines, I should of been on the cover of Wired Magazine. You know what he said? He said he named it "Napster" because it was his nickname because of the nappy hair under the hat. But he, it's because I was NAPPING when he STOLE it from me. He didn't even graduate."
• (Jason Statham) "I think it's time to move on, don't you? They shut him down, I wish they would do the same to you."

• (Seth Green) "Woo. Yeah."
• (Seth Green) "I got the Holy Spirit -- You should get on it -- It's a good train."

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