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Shag (film) Quotes

Shag (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Shag completed its run in 1970.

It features Julia Chasman as producer, and Peter MacDonald (film director) as head of cinematography.

Shag (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Shag (film) is 98 mins. long. Shag (film) is distributed by Hemdale Film Corporation.

The cast includes: Robert Rusler as Buzz, Phoebe Cates as Carson, Page Hannah as Luanne, Bridget Fonda as Malaina, Annabeth Gish as Pudge, Page Hannah as Mrs. Clatterback, Bridget Fonda as Elvira, and Scott Coffey as Chip.

Shag (film) Quotes

Bridget Fonda as Malaina

  • (Bridget Fonda) "I've got news, you're going to lose."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I can't believe I'm making out with Jimmy Valentine."
  • (The Manager) "Have I met you before?"
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Maybe in one of your better dreams."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Y'all is the horniest bunch of white folks I ever seen."
  • (Reverend Buller) "Malaina you unlock this door, you hear me?"
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I'm not decent, Daddy."
  • (Reverend Buller) "You tell those girls to lay off that horn, you're not going with them."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Yes sir."
  • (Reverend Buller) "And you ain't fooling me with that Fort Sumter story."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Yes sir."

Annabeth Gish as Pudge

  • (Annabeth Gish) "Carson, you look just like Jackie Kennedy."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I think JFK's a sweet potato."
  • (Annabeth Gish) "Oh Malaina he's an old man, eww."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I don't care, I'd have an affair with him outside of marriage."
  • (Page Hannah) "He's the president, Malaina. It's sacreligious."
  • (Annabeth Gish) "Stay on your diet dear, YUCK YUCK YUCK."

Page Hannah as Luanne

  • (Page Hannah) "We can have a good time but we cannot be wild."
  • (Page Hannah) "I can't feel my teeth."
  • (Page Hannah) "Damn,damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Every damned thing has to happen when you're in a damned hurry."
  • (Page Hannah) "I wanna lay down some rules."
  • (Page Hannah) "I don't want anybody sitting on the furniture."
  • (Page Hannah) "If you have to sit then just sit on the floor. Also, don't anybody use the telephone."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Oh come on, Luanne."
  • (Page Hannah) "The house is supposed to be empty, if we run up that phone bill and Daddy sees someone was here, why he'd --"
  • (Phoebe Cates) "What about calling Harley?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're not calling Harley."
  • (Page Hannah) "Come back, they'll see you."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "What does it matter, Luanne? Your folks obviously know Pudge."
  • (Page Hannah) "I'm going to tell my parents that Pudge went crazy and that she ran off and we didn't know what to do, so we called the police, and the police tracked her here to Myrtle Beach."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Luanne, why don't we just go up there and say "This was our last weekend together, and we didn't feel like going to Fort Sumter and touring god**** colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach and meet boys and go to wild parties and dance." I mean why can't we tell them the truth?"
  • (Page Hannah) "I think somebody's been here."
  • (Page Hannah) "Furthermore, Daddy's bourbon -- is strictly off limits."
  • (Page Hannah) "Here, you'll wear my momma's hoop skirt."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I know how to win this thing."
  • (Page Hannah) "Why Melaina. It is bad manners to think about winnin'."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Look Luanne. I'm not goin' to college like some people. And I sure as hell ain't marryin' a damn Ralston. And I ain't gonna die in a parish house in Spartanburg, South Carolina, thank you. Luanne, I'm as pretty as any of those girls in Hollywood. This is my chance. Jimmy Valentine's gonna discover me today, and it ain't gonna be in your mama's hoop skirt."
  • (Page Hannah) "Would you at least consider wearing my one-piece bathin' suit?"
  • (Page Hannah) "Don't wear dark lipstick."
  • (Page Hannah) "Yes ma'am."
  • (Page Hannah) "Don't stay up too late."
  • (Page Hannah) "Yes ma'am."
  • (Page Hannah) "And don't let any of the other girls drive my car."
  • (Page Hannah) "Yes ma'am."
  • (Page Hannah) "Other than that, have a good time."

Robert Rusler as Buzz

  • (Robert Rusler) "This is intimate."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Let me out."
  • (Robert Rusler) "What are you doin' with that guy? I'm insulted. He's completely wrong for you."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "You don't know me, you don't love me, you sure as all damn don't want to marry me, so why don't you leave me the hell alone?"
  • (Robert Rusler) "I don't think I can."
  • (Robert Rusler) "You girls want a beer?"
  • (Annabeth Gish) "They don't sell beer."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I have a soda."
  • (Robert Rusler) "Bartender, four Beevos."
  • (Robert Rusler) "Well, don't play hard to get. You might miss something."
  • (Robert Rusler) "In my opinion, marriage is just a legalized form of prostitution."
  • (Robert Rusler) "I'm Buzz Ravenal. Let's dance."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I'm sorry, I'm engaged."
  • (Robert Rusler) "Well, I'm sorry you're engaged, too."

Phoebe Cates as Carson

  • (Phoebe Cates) "You are not like anybody I have ever met."
  • (Robert Rusler) "Well you are like every girl I've ever met. You're stuck up tight-assed and conventional."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Y'all really think I'm doing the right thing?"
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Yeah, sure."
  • (Page Hannah) "Of course, Harley Ralston is a wonderful man from a well rounded family, and I know you're gonna be very happy."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "And if you're not, there's always divorce."
  • (Unnamed) "Malaina."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "You want me to go all the way up there, to a Yankee school, just so I can come over every weekend and practice "free love" with you?"
  • (Robert Rusler) "Well, not every weekend."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Okay everybody, How Mature Are You? The night before the prom your steady breaks his leg. Do you A, stay home with him and watch TV all night and let your new prom gown go to waste, or B, drag him to the prom broken leg and all and dance with his best friend?"
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Well what's the best friend look like?"
  • (Page Hannah) "Malaina. A, sit home and let your new prom gown go to waste."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "Luanne is mature, okay, question 2, you're at a party and your date offers you an alcoholic drink, do you A, politely refuse and ask for a soft drink?"
  • (Bridget Fonda) "Or B, get knee walking drunk and let him go to third base."
  • (Phoebe Cates) "I love y'all so much, and uh, y'all are going off to college and everything, and you're gonna forget me. I know I shouldn't be jealous, but I am."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "She's wrecked her face."
  • (Page Hannah) "Carson, I swear, I swear on the Bible I will write you every week from college, and so will Pudge, and so will Malaina."
  • (Bridget Fonda) "I'm not going to college."

Scott Coffey as Chip

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