The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox Quotes

The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox ended its run in 1970.

It features Melvin Frank as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and Joseph F. Biroc as head of cinematography.

The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox is 103 minutes long. The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: George Segal as Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy, and Conrad Janis as Gladstone.

The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox Quotes

George Segal as Charlie 'Dirtwater Fox' Malloy

• (George Segal) "I think we're safe."
• (Unnamed) "You thought taking the money was going to be a cinch, too."
• (George Segal) "Taking the money was a cinch. It's keeping it that's getting to be a pain in the ass."

• (George Segal) "Duchess, how many times have you been in love?"
• (Unnamed) "Including this time?"
• (George Segal) "Uh-huh."
• (Unnamed) "Once."

• (George Segal) "I'm not crazy about our odds, Duchess, but I like the company."

• (George Segal) "You know something? A man has got to know what he wants in life. Ain't that right, Duchess?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure, Charlie."
• (George Segal) "And a man has to fight for what he wants. Ain't that right?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure, Charlie."
• (George Segal) "That's why I'm going back and get my money."
• (Unnamed) "What."
• (George Segal) "I stole it fair and square and nobody is going to take it away from me."

• (George Segal) "Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Now let's not get carried away with blood lust. Where is our cup of human kindness? Where's it runneth to?"
• (Cowboy) "It runneth right up your ass, that's where it's runneth to. Somebody get a rope."

• (Unnamed) "You just shot a man, Malloy."
• (George Segal) "No shit."
• (Unnamed) "How many men have you shot dead in your life?"
• (George Segal) "Including this one?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (George Segal) "One."

Conrad Janis as Gladstone

• (Conrad Janis) "Mormons never kill."
• (Unnamed) "That's why there are so many of the little buggers."

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