Rustlers' Rhapsody Quotes

Rustlers' Rhapsody is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Rustlers' Rhapsody ended its run in 1970.

It features David Giler as producer, and Steve Dorff in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Rustlers' Rhapsody is 88 min. long. Rustlers' Rhapsody is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Patrick Wayne as Bob Barber, Andy Griffith as Colonel Ticonderoga, and G.W. Bailey as Peter.

Rustlers' Rhapsody Quotes

G.W. Bailey as Peter

• (G.W. Bailey) "What is this?"
• (Unnamed) "Just a root."
• (G.W. Bailey) "Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie."

• (Unnamed) "This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before -- you know --"
• (G.W. Bailey) "Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never?"
• (Unnamed) "Never."
• (G.W. Bailey) "My god, Rex. You ARE a good guy."

Patrick Wayne as Bob Barber

• (Patrick Wayne) "Ever faced another good guy before?"
• (Unnamed) "Nope."
• (Patrick Wayne) "Me neither."
• (Unnamed) "Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen."
• (Patrick Wayne) "I figure the good guy'll win, just like always."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, except we're both good guys."
• (Patrick Wayne) "Then I figure the most good good guy will win."
• (Unnamed) "That's how I figure, too."
• (Patrick Wayne) "Yep."

• (Unnamed) "You're not a good guy at all."
• (Patrick Wayne) "I'm a lawyer, you idiot."

Andy Griffith as Colonel Ticonderoga

• (Andy Griffith) "Let me just ask you one question. There's one thing I'm most curious about. Why bring the body here? My god, this is a home. People live here."
• (Unnamed) "Well, Colonel, we didn't know exactly what to do with him."
• (Andy Griffith) "Bury him. How 'bout that? Don't you think that's a good idea?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel."
• (Andy Griffith) "I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?"
• (Unnamed) "No sir."
• (Andy Griffith) "Gee whi-iz."

• (Andy Griffith) "You missed. How could you miss?"
• (Unnamed) "Even with these sights we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these weapons before, there's a definite wind factor, AND we have a problem with the sun."
• (Andy Griffith) "Just shoot, okay?"

• (Andy Griffith) "Who is it?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a bunch of your men. Five of 'em."
• (Andy Griffith) "Be right there, men."

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