The Cowboy Way (film) Quotes

The Cowboy Way (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Cowboy Way ended its run in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

The Cowboy Way (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Cowboy Way (film) is 107 minutes long. The Cowboy Way (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Christopher Durang as Waiter, Woody Harrelson as Pepper, Kiefer Sutherland as Sonny, and Luis Guzmán as Chango.

The Cowboy Way (film) Quotes

Kiefer Sutherland as Sonny

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "So, what did you do to make the money to buy this? You didn't give that old lady a fake check did you?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "No, of course not."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Bitch wouldn't take a check."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Oh yeah, well they guessed right."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Well, then pay them."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah right, with what?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Well, how much do You got?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "About 8 Bucks, I reckon."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "About 8 Bucks, I reckon?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Better than a poke in the Eye."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Pepper, I've about had it with You."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "It's your call, stubby."

Woody Harrelson as Pepper

• (Woody Harrelson) "If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it."

• (Waiter at Waldorf Astoria) "And would you care to order wine with your meal?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American."
• (Waiter at Waldorf Astoria) "American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man."
• (Waiter at Waldorf Astoria) "Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now."

Christopher Durang as Waiter

• (Christopher Durang) "How would you like your steaks cooked?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate."

Luis Guzmán as Chango

• (Luis Guzmán) "What's a baby cow gonna do to me?"
• (Luis Guzmán) "Hey come on man., what you doing?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants."
• (Woody Harrelson) "He sees it."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat."
• (Luis Guzmán) "Hey hey man, you guys can't do this."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?"
• (Luis Guzmán) "I ain't telling you s***."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper.."
• (Luis Guzmán) "whoa."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Damn, that looks like it hurts."

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