Fired Up (TV series) Quotes

Fired Up is a TV program that first aired in 1997 on NBC. Fired Up ended in 1998.

Fired Up was on for 2 seasons and 28 (5 unaired) episodes. It features Mark Mothersbaugh as composer. Fired Up is executive produced by Kelsey Grammer. Fired Up is created by Arleen Sorkin.

Fired Up is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fired Up is 30 minutes long. Fired Up is produced by Grammnet Productions and distributed by CBS Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Jonathan Banks as Guy, Sharon Lawrence as Gwen, Leah Remini as Terri, Leah Remini as Terry, and Mark Feuerstein as Danny.

Fired Up Quotes

Jonathan Banks as Guy

• (Jonathan Banks) "You see the man sitting at the corner booth--oh, please don't turn around."
• (Leah Remini) "Then no, we don't."
• (Jonathan Banks) "His name is Bobby H. He's connected.""
• (Sharon Lawrence) "To the table?"

• (Jonathan Banks) "Princess, in all the years I went to Catholic school I learned one thing--fear nuns."

• (Jonathan Banks) "You know, you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "There, one frog closer."

Sharon Lawrence as Gwen

• (Sharon Lawrence) "If you ever need a kidney, you're welcome to one of mine."
• (Leah Remini) "Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that's sweet."

• (Sharon Lawrence) "Is there coffee?"
• (Leah Remini) "There's a coffee MAKER."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Which one of you would that be?"

• (Sharon Lawrence) "Happy birthday, Guy. If you could have seen the look on your face."
• (Jonathan Banks) "I did. I practiced in the mirror before I came in."

• (Sharon Lawrence) "What an interseting space this is. You live in a clocktower. Did your mother live in a shoe?"

• (Sharon Lawrence) "You never told me you had a brother."
• (Leah Remini) "Yes, I did."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Well, you didn't make it sound important."

• (Sharon Lawrence) "How do you do?"
• (Jonathan Banks) "No one's ever complained."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Some people are just polite."

• (Sharon Lawrence) "Your brother is out of control. We need some rules around here."
• (Leah Remini) "-- and we shall call them THE GWEN COMMANDMENTS."

• (Sharon Lawrence) "I thought downsizing was a good thing, like going from a size 6 to a size 4."

Leah Remini as Terry

• (Leah Remini) "You're welcome to have coffee but you're just going to have to make it yourself."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "I don't even like to buy it myself."

• (Leah Remini) "Now, look Gwen, y'know if we're gonna keep living together in this loft, we're gonna have to have some rules."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Oh, no. Rules are the enemies of successful people."
• (Leah Remini) "Actually, rules are the enemies of criminals."

• (Leah Remini) "Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do when I don't get those middle-of-the-night phone calls to bring you your diaphragm."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Well, what if I promise not to do that -- as much?"

• (Leah Remini) "I think these three seminary students were flirting with me."
• (Sharon Lawrence) "Really? Well those boys must have missed orientation day."

• (Leah Remini) "I'm Terry. Just plain Terry. I'm not a person of the cloth because then I would be Terry Cloth."

• (Leah Remini) "It's too bad there's not a rephrase button on there"
• (Leah Remini) "."

Mark Feuerstein as Danny

• (Mark Feuerstein) "You have a mother? Wow, what must she be like --"

• (Mark Feuerstein) "Do those guys look interesting to you?"
• (Leah Remini) "So, the door swings open."

• (Mark Feuerstein) "-- I was home alone watching one of those specials. I think it was 'America's Funniest Police Beatings' or something."

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