The Answer Man (film) Quotes

The Answer Man (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Answer Man ended in 1970.

It features Kevin Messic as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Oliver Bokelberg as head of cinematography.

The Answer Man (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Answer Man (film) is 95 minutes long. The Answer Man (film) is distributed by Magnolia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeff Daniels as Arlen Faber, Max Antisell as Alex, Lou Taylor Pucci as Kris Lucas, Tony Hale as Mailman, Kat Dennings as Dahlia, and Lauren Graham as Elizabeth.

The Answer Man (film) Quotes

Jeff Daniels as Arlen Faber

• (Jeff Daniels) "No. And neither is Arlen Faber."

• (Jeff Daniels) "When I can stand, I will kill you."

• (Jeff Daniels) "The answer to every question I ever had, is a kid like Alex whose got a mom like you."

• (Jeff Daniels) "I'm sorry about when we met. The uh lap dancing, piercing, festival comment. I didn't know you were having such a hard time."
• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "So, you're only awful to people who don't have problems. That's good to know."

• (Jeff Daniels) "I love kids. They're short, highly emotional people who don't know anything. They rely on their creativity and imagination to get by in the world. A world, I might add, filled with giants. Amazing feat."

• (Jeff Daniels) "I hate answering machines for this very reason, you know, they're like life, you can't take anything back."

• (Jeff Daniels) "You wanna know something cool about shaking hands with little people? They see us shaking hands but they don't know that we squeeze the other person's hand so they; y'know; they just hold hands with you for a couple of seconds."

• (Jeff Daniels) "You know what He says."
• (Lauren Graham) "No, I sure don't."
• (Jeff Daniels) "For you and you alone I have made this place, kaleidoscope of wonder to keep your eye upon as I turn turn the world."

Kat Dennings as Dahlia

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Lauren Graham as Elizabeth

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Lou Taylor Pucci as Kris Lucas

• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "If God made everything, then why are some things bad? Like the whole pain and suffering thing --"
• (Jeff Daniels) "Opposites. Without things that suck, you would have no idea what good was, and therefore be directionless. You smell s***, you walk the other way."

• (Lou Taylor Pucci) "Why can't I do the things I want to do? There's so much I know I'm capable of that I never actually do. Why is that?"
• (Jeff Daniels) "The trick is to realize that you're always doing what you want to do -- always. Nobody's making you do anything. Once you get that, you see that you're free and that life is really just a series of choices. Nothing happens to you. You choose."

Max Antisell as Alex

• (Max Antisell) "My mom says that meat is poisonous and can kill you."
• (Jeff Daniels) "And I say, if that's not the best hamburger you've ever had, I'll change my name to Denise and run into the sea."

Tony Hale as Mailman

• (Tony Hale) "Be careful with him. Maybe he wrote Me and God, but he did not read it."

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