Everything Must Go (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Everything Must Go (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Everything Must Go ended in 1970.

Everything Must Go (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, did I sleep with you and then screw you over?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't think so."
• (Unnamed) "Dammint. In that case, would you like to go out?"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, today's category, classic westerns that involve red cowboy boots. Robin."
• (Unnamed) "The good, the bad and the fabulous."
• (Unnamed) "The magnificent Kevin."
• (Unnamed) "No country for straight men."

• (Unnamed) "How was your day?"
• (Unnamed) "I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming."

• (Unnamed) "Clarify something about your critique. Do you think the colors are neat or neato-burrito?"
• (Unnamed) "At least I'm not wearing red cowboy boots."
• (Unnamed) "I'm pulling them off."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going to give you a Lily Aldrin original, because you're such a good husband. I'm thinking of calling it, "Suck it.""

• (Unnamed) "Why are you doing this to me?"
• (Unnamed) "You slept with me and then left."
• (Unnamed) "And?"
• (Unnamed) "And that's it."
• (Unnamed) "That's it? If I leave you on land with adequate transportation, you should consider yourself lucky."

• (Unnamed) "You're obviously a man of exquisite taste. Let me ask you something. What do you think of these boots?"
• (Unnamed) "Walter. Boots."
• (Unnamed) "Pulling. Them. Off."
• (Unnamed) "I'll be in the cab."

• (Unnamed) "I really like this painting. It's neat. The colors are neat, the shapes are neat, the overall painting is -- neat."

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