Scary Movie 5 Quotes

Scary Movie 5 is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Scary Movie 5 stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Zucker, and Phil Dornfeld as producer, James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and Steven Douglas Smith as head of cinematography.

Scary Movie 5 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Scary Movie 5 is 86 minutes long. Scary Movie 5 is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Simon Rex as Dan, Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson as Priest, Terry Crews as Martin, Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson as Christian Grey, J. P. Manoux as Pierre, and Erica Ash as Kendra Brooks.

Scary Movie 5 Quotes

Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson as Priest

• (Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson) "How do you like my blue room?"
• (Jody Campbell) "It's red."
• (Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson) "Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me -- never mind."

• (Jody Campbell) "So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?"
• (Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson) "No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have."

• (Audrina Patridge and Kendra Wilkinson) "Your safe word is -- Deeper."

J. P. Manoux as Pierre

• (J. P. Manoux) "Alright, attention. I do not wish to repeat myself. I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself."

• (J. P. Manoux) "Do you accept euros?"

Terry Crews as Martin

• (Terry Crews) "Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeeting or --"
• (Simon Rex) "Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members."
• (Terry Crews) "Dan --"
• (Simon Rex) "I know what you're going to say, if he's so smart, why is he in the cage?"
• (Terry Crews) "You're in the cage."

Erica Ash as Kendra Brooks

• (Jody Campbell) "I'm not gonna get pregnant am I?"
• (Erica Ash) "No."

Simon Rex as Dan

• (Simon Rex) "Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits?"

• (Jody Campbell) "Hey. We don't lick our balls in this house."
• (Simon Rex) "Sorry, won't happen again."

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