Wreck-It Ralph Quotes

Wreck-It Ralph is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Wreck-It Ralph stopped airing in 1970.

It features Clark Spencer as producer, Henry Jackman in charge of musical score, and Rob Dressel as head of cinematography.

Wreck-It Ralph is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wreck-It Ralph is 101 minutes long. Wreck-It Ralph is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Alan Tudyk as King Candy, John C. Reilly as Wreck-It Ralph, Jack McBrayer as Fix-It Felix, Jane Lynch as Sergeant Calhoun, Sarah Silverman as Vanellope von Schweetz, Rich Moore as Sour Bill, Mindy Kaling as Taffyta Muttonfudge, Dennis Haysbert as Gene, and Ed O'Neill as Mr. Litwak.

Wreck-It Ralph Quotes

Alan Tudyk as King Candy

• (Alan Tudyk) "Stop in the name of the king."

• (Alan Tudyk) "It's game over for both of you."
• (John C. Reilly) "No -- Just for me."

• (Alan Tudyk) "Is that a threat I smell? Whooo -- beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from."

• (Alan Tudyk) "Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race."
• (John C. Reilly) "Why are you people so against her?"
• (Alan Tudyk) "I'm not against her. I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race, she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. And when they see her glitching and-and-and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken. We'll be put out of order for good."
• (Alan Tudyk) "All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who can not escape, because she's a glitch."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Help. Somebody come help."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Noooooo."
• (Alan Tudyk) "And when the game's plug is pulled -- she'll die with it."
• (John C. Reilly) "You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her."
• (Alan Tudyk) "And -- if they don't?"

• (Alan Tudyk) "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"
• (Alan Tudyk) "You hit a guy, with glasses. That's -- that's -- well-played."

Jane Lynch as Sergeant Calhoun

• (Jane Lynch) "All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies. You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It's "make your mamas proud" time."
• (John C. Reilly) "I love my mamma."

• (Jane Lynch) "Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?"

• (Jane Lynch) "Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it -- is -- ugly."

• (Jane Lynch) "The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale."

• (Jane Lynch) "Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again."
• (Jack McBrayer) "Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal."
• (Unnamed) "You know, you are one dynamite gal."
• (Unnamed) "You are one dynamite gal."
• (Unnamed) "Dynamite gal."
• (Unnamed) "Dynamite gal."
• (Unnamed) "Dynamite gal."
• (Jane Lynch) "NOOOOO."
• (Jane Lynch) "Get out."
• (Jack McBrayer) "But -- all I said is that you're a dynamite gal."
• (Jane Lynch) "I said get out."

• (Jane Lynch) "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."

• (Jane Lynch) "This is it, ladies. The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now."

• (Surge Protector) "Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person."
• (Jane Lynch) ""Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters."
• (Jack McBrayer) "What was that now?"
• (Jane Lynch) "What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle."
• (Jane Lynch) "Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?"
• (Jack McBrayer) "I can't say that I do, ma'am."
• (Jane Lynch) "Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?"
• (Jack McBrayer) "Yes."
• (Jane Lynch) "Wrong. Viruses do not stop. Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser."
• (Jack McBrayer) "Jeepers. Is she always this intense?"
• (Kohut) "It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day."

Sarah Silverman as Vanellope von Schweetz

• (Sarah Silverman) "Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?"

• (Sarah Silverman) "You really are a bad guy."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Now, rise my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Ralph, come on. Move your molasses."
• (John C. Reilly) "Um, I've been thinking --"
• (Sarah Silverman) "That's dangerous."
• (John C. Reilly) "Who cares about this stupid race, anyway, right?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "Huh-huh. That's not very funny, Ralph."
• (John C. Reilly) "No, I'm serious. And it was really fun to build the car and everything, but maybe -- maybe you shouldn't do it."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Uh, hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please."
• (John C. Reilly) "Look, what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer."
• (Sarah Silverman) "What? Why would you --"
• (Sarah Silverman) "Wait a minute."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Where did you get this?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Look, I'm gonna be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy."
• (Sarah Silverman) "King Candy? You sold me out?"
• (John C. Reilly) "No, I didn't -- Listen, you don't understand."
• (Sarah Silverman) "No, I understand plenty. Traitor."
• (John C. Reilly) "I'm not a traitor. Listen."
• (Sarah Silverman) "You're a rat. And I don't need you. And I can win the race on my own."
• (John C. Reilly) "But I'm trying to save your skin, kid."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Put me down. Let me go."
• (John C. Reilly) "No, you listen to me. You know what's gonna happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I don't care. You're a liar."
• (John C. Reilly) "Well, you'd better care, because if your game goes out of order, you go down with the ship, little sister."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm not listening to you. Get outta my way. I'm going to that race."
• (John C. Reilly) "No, you're not."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Take me down from here, Ralph, right now."
• (John C. Reilly) "No. I'm doing this for your own good."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Wait, wait, wait. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Please, Ralph."
• (Sarah Silverman) "No. Ralph, stop it."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Stop it. No."
• (Sarah Silverman) "You really are a bad guy."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Ralph, it's not gonna work --"
• (John C. Reilly) "We gotta try."

• (Sarah Silverman) "I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"."

• (Sarah Silverman) "What a moron. Hey genius, it's a jawbreaker. You're never gonna break --"
• (Sarah Silverman) "-- Huh."

• (Sarah Silverman) "So how'd I do?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Uh -- well, you almost blew up the whole mountain --"
• (Sarah Silverman) "Right, right. That's a good note."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Hey, what are you doing? Come on. I know it's a dump, but it's all I got."
• (John C. Reilly) "If you're gonna be a racer, you're gonna have to learn how to drive. And you can't do that without a track."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Whoa."
• (John C. Reilly) "All right now, let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm gonna learn to drive. I'm gonna learn to drive. I'm gonna; oh wait, do you know how to drive?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Yeah. I mean, I haven't done it, but; look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "You crashed it."
• (John C. Reilly) "Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay, uh, start it up."
• (John C. Reilly) "There we go. So, there's some buttons on the floor."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Pedals."
• (John C. Reilly) "Pedals, right. Now, uh --"
• (John C. Reilly) "That's the "go" pedal."
• (John C. Reilly) "That, I believe, is the stopper. And this --"
• (John C. Reilly) "Wait, what is this? That doesn't do anything."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Ooh, what's this joystick do?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Okay, good. Let's try that again."

• (Sarah Silverman) "What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?"
• (John C. Reilly) "The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Cool."
• (John C. Reilly) "No, not cool. Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring -- and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll get fireworks, ice sculptures, pies. Ah, it's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand."
• (Sarah Silverman) "No, I get it. That's exactly what racing would do for me."
• (John C. Reilly) "Well, guess what?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "What?"
• (John C. Reilly) "News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Top shelf."

• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm gonna learn how to drive, I'm gonna learn how to --. Wait. Do you know how to drive?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Yeah --. I mean, I've never done it, but I flew a spaceship today."
• (Sarah Silverman) "You crashed it."

• (Sarah Silverman) "You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again."
• (John C. Reilly) "Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a big duty."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Welcome to my home. I sleep in these candy wrappers"
• (Sarah Silverman) "and I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady."

• (Sarah Silverman) "Everyone here says I'm just a mistake --"

John C. Reilly as Wreck-It Ralph

• (John C. Reilly) "I'm not leaving you here alone."

• (John C. Reilly) "My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see -- I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh -- I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game. Literally. "Fix-It Felix, Jr." So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He's nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha. And no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job -- when no one else seems to like you for doing it."

• (John C. Reilly) "I thought this would be like "Centipede". When did video games become so violent and scary? Just let me out of here, please."

• (John C. Reilly) "Everything changes, NOW."

• (Clyde) "Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?"
• (John C. Reilly) "I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh -- well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game."
• (Saitine) "Happy anniversary, Ralph."
• (John C. Reilly) "Thanks Satan."
• (Saitine) "Uh, it's "Saitine"."
• (John C. Reilly) "Got it. But here's the thing -- I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore."
• (Cyborg) "You can't mess with the program, Ralph."
• (M. Bison) "You're not going Turbo, are you?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo. Common guys. Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?"
• (Zombie) "Yes."
• (Clyde) "Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be."
• (Zangief) "Hey, one game at a time, Ralph."
• (Clyde) "Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation."
• (Unnamed) "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me."

• (John C. Reilly) "I know, I know, I know. I'm an idiot."
• (Sarah Silverman) "And?"
• (John C. Reilly) "A real numb-skull?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "And?"
• (John C. Reilly) "A selfish diaper-baby."
• (Sarah Silverman) "AND?"
• (John C. Reilly) "A stinkbrain?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "The stinkiest brain ever."

• (John C. Reilly) "I'm gonna wreck it."

• (John C. Reilly) "But the best part of my day is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of "Sugar Rush," and I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would."
• (John C. Reilly) "Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me --"
• (John C. Reilly) "How bad can I be?"

• (John C. Reilly) "I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty."
• (Sarah Silverman) "'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft."
• (John C. Reilly) "It's not that kind of duty."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'. What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal."
• (John C. Reilly) "I don't have time for this."
• (Sarah Silverman) "One more, one more. Why did the the hero flush the toilet? -- Say why."
• (John C. Reilly) "Why?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "Because it was his -- doodie."
• (John C. Reilly) "How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe. I earned that medal. And you better get it back for me toot-sweet sister."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Well unless you've got a kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you."

• (John C. Reilly) "Oh, come on Zangief -- Gross."

• (John C. Reilly) "See ya later, President Fartfeathers."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Au revoir, Admiral Underpants."
• (John C. Reilly) "And farewell, Baroness Boogerface."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Goodbye, Major Body Odor."
• (John C. Reilly) "Hasta la vista, you --"
• (Jack McBrayer) "Ralph."
• (John C. Reilly) "All right, to be continued."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Yeah."

• (John C. Reilly) "They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game."

• (John C. Reilly) "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad."
• (John C. Reilly) "There's no-one I'd rather be -- than me."

• (John C. Reilly) "I'm a wrecker, not a baker."

• (John C. Reilly) "But right now, you have to fix this go-kart for me."
• (Jack McBrayer) "I don't have to do boo. Forgive my potty-mouth."

• (John C. Reilly) "You're a winner."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm a winner --"
• (John C. Reilly) "And you're adorable."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm ADORABLE."

• (John C. Reilly) "It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal."

• (John C. Reilly) "What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?"
• (Rich Moore) "Nothing --"
• (John C. Reilly) "Talk."
• (Rich Moore) "No."
• (John C. Reilly) "I'll lick you."
• (Rich Moore) "You wouldn't."
• (John C. Reilly) "Oh, yeah?"
• (Rich Moore) "Ugh. That's like sandpaper."
• (John C. Reilly) "Hmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center."
• (Rich Moore) "I'll take it to my grave."
• (John C. Reilly) "Fair enough."
• (John C. Reilly) "Mmm -- they call you Sour Bill for a reason."
• (John C. Reilly) "Had enough yet?"
• (Rich Moore) "Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk."

• (John C. Reilly) "Hello? Felix? Mary? Anyone?"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Well, you actually went and did it."
• (John C. Reilly) "Gene, where is everybody?"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "They're gone. After Felix went looking for you and didn't come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship."
• (John C. Reilly) "But I'm here now."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "It's too late, Ralph. Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Enjoy."
• (John C. Reilly) "Gene, wait. I didn't want any of this to happen --"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Well, what did you want, Ralph?"
• (John C. Reilly) "I don't know. I was just sick of living alone in the garbage."
• (Dennis Haysbert) "Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse."

• (John C. Reilly) "Let me borrow this, lady."
• (John C. Reilly) "Stay with Felix."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Ralph, where are you going?"
• (John C. Reilly) "I've got some wrecking to do."

• (John C. Reilly) "Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy."
• (Clyde) "Nice share, Ralph. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it."
• (John C. Reilly) "Really?"
• (Zangief) "Right here. I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy."
• (Unnamed) "Hi Zangief."
• (Zangief) "I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs -- and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity -- if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy."
• (John C. Reilly) "Right -- I'm sorry, you lost me there."
• (Zombie) "Zombie. Bad guy."
• (Unnamed) "Hi Zombie."
• (Zombie) "Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good, bad, nggghhhh -- you must love you."
• (Cyborg) "Yeah."
• (Cyborg) "Inside here."

Rich Moore as Sour Bill

• (Rich Moore) "Now I remember."
• (Rich Moore) "All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope."
• (Mindy Kaling) "I remember, she's our princess."
• (Candlehead) "Oh, that's right."
• (Mindy Kaling) "We are so sorry about the way we treated you."
• (Rancis Fluggerbutter) "Yeah, those were -- jokes."
• (Candlehead) "I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be -- executed."
• (Unnamed) "What? No, no, no, please --"
• (Jack McBrayer) "Oh, my land."
• (Jane Lynch) "Oh. This place just got interesting."
• (Mindy Kaling) "I don't want to die."
• (Sarah Silverman) "Ah, I'm just kidding."
• (Mindy Kaling) "You are?"
• (Sarah Silverman) "Stop crying, Taffyta."
• (Mindy Kaling) "I'm trying, but -- it won't stop."

Jack McBrayer as Fix-It Felix

• (Jack McBrayer) "Everyone calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again."
• (Jack McBrayer) "See, here he is now."
• (Jack McBrayer) "Why, it's Q Bert. What brings you here, neighbor?"
• (Unnamed) "$;&?@#"
• (Dennis Haysbert) "What's he saying, Felix?"
• (Jack McBrayer) "Stand by. My Q Bert-ese is a little rusty."
• (Jack McBrayer) "Ralph's gone Turbo?"

• (Jack McBrayer) "Look at that high definition. Your face -- it's AMAZING."
• (Jane Lynch) "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."

• (Jack McBrayer) "Do you have any idea what you put me through? Higgeldy-piggeldy, I ran all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix. And then -- I met the most dynamite gal. Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful. But, she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL."
• (John C. Reilly) "Felix, pull yourself together."
• (Jack McBrayer) "No, Ralph. You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal."
• (John C. Reilly) "Yes I do -- That's every day of my life."
• (Jack McBrayer) "It is?"
• (John C. Reilly) "Which is why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I'm not. I'm just a bad guy. And I need your help. There's a little girl who's only hope is this cart. Please, Felix, fix it. And I promise, I will never try to be good again."

• (Jack McBrayer) "Back when the arcade first opened, Turbo Time was by far the most popular game, and Turbo, he loved the attention. So when Road Blasters got plugged in and stole Turbo's thunder, boy was he jealous, so jealous, that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good."

• (Jack McBrayer) "I can fix it."

• (Jack McBrayer) "What's he say, what's he say?"
• (Jack McBrayer) "I'm gonna wreck it."
• (Jack McBrayer) "Why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?"

• (Jack McBrayer) "Ralph abandoned his game."

• (Jack McBrayer) "It's my job to fix whatever Ralph wrecks."

• (Jack McBrayer) "Oh my LAND --"

• (Jack McBrayer) "Calm down, everybody. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washing-room of Tapper's again."

Mindy Kaling as Taffyta Muttonfudge

• (Mindy Kaling) "King Candy says glitches can't race."
• (Sarah Silverman) "I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixlexia, okay?"

Ed O'Neill as Mr. Litwak

• (Moppet Girl) "Mr. Litwak."
• (Ed O'Neill) "What's the matter, sweetheart?"
• (Moppet Girl) "The game's busted."
• (Ed O'Neill) "Hmm, looks like the game's gone cuckoo -- like my nana. Here's your quarter back, darling."
• (Moppet Girl) "But what about the game?"
• (Ed O'Neill) "I'll have somebody come and look at it tomorrow. But if he can't fix it, then it may be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture -- like my nana."

• (Ed O'Neill) "Morning, kids, come on in. Good to see you, good to see you --"
• (Ed O'Neill) "You too, little fella."

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