Plunkett and Macleane Quotes

Plunkett and Macleane is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Plunkett &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tim Bevan as producer, Craig Armstrong (composer) in charge of musical score, and John Mathieson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Plunkett and Macleane is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Plunkett and Macleane is 93 min. long. Plunkett and Macleane is distributed by USA Films.

The cast includes: Jonny Lee Miller as Macleane, Alan Cumming as Lord Rochester, Robert Carlyle as Plunkett, Liv Tyler as Rebecca, Ken Stott as Chance, Robert Carlyle as Will Plunkett, Ben Miller as Dixon, and Alexander Armstrong as Winterburn.

Plunkett and Macleane Quotes

Jonny Lee Miller as Macleane

• (Unnamed) "I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your f***ing visit."

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Still swinging both ways, Rochester?"
• (Alan Cumming) "Jamie, I swing every way."

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "And Rebecca's lost to me. How can I make love to her with the pox?"

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Oh, my angel, my siren's song, you've ambushed me in the forests of your hair, you've drowned me in the pools of your eyes, you've shackled me to the --"
• (Unnamed) "Do shut up. f*** me."

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "My John Thomas is a complete disaster area."

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Sure took your time."
• (Robert Carlyle) "Weren't sure you were worth it."

Ben Miller as Dixon

• (Ben Miller) "Who were those buggers?"
• (Alexander Armstrong) "Buggers with style, my darling, buggers with style."

Ken Stott as Chance

• (Ken Stott) "Does that hurt?"
• (Robert Carlyle) "Only when I laugh."

• (Ken Stott) "I pay you. And yet, you do nothing."

Liv Tyler as Rebecca

• (Liv Tyler) "You are not a gentleman."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "I'm sorry?"
• (Liv Tyler) "No gentleman would stare at a lady like that in public."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "I do beg your pardon. Captain James Macleane, at your service."
• (Liv Tyler) "Oh, so you are a gentlemen?"
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Yes."
• (Liv Tyler) "What a shame."

• (Liv Tyler) "Mr. Chance, I do believe you have halitosis."

• (Liv Tyler) "He makes my flesh crawl."

• (Liv Tyler) "He doesn't make my flesh crawl."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Thank you."

Robert Carlyle as Plunkett

• (Rich Prisoner) "Care to express an opinion, sir?"
• (Robert Carlyle) "Yeah. You've got more money than brains."

• (Robert Carlyle) "See, I'm talking "BIG"."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "You forget something. I have morals."
• (Robert Carlyle) "Oh, do you?"
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Most certainly, yes I do."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "How big?"

Alan Cumming as Lord Rochester

• (Alan Cumming) "Well, we've had an exciting day, haven't we? Stiff drink and straight to bed for me. Back to the real world. I could quite get used to this -- adventure lark."

• (Alan Cumming) "No, the new world is too far. Too big. Too primitive. No, no, my place is here -- corrupting the young."

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