Pilot (30 Rock) Quotes

Pilot (30 Rock) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (30 Rock) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Isn't he umm -- crazy?"

• (Unnamed) "Where's Gary?"
• (Unnamed) "Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy. New VP of development for NBC/GE/Universal/Kmart."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, we own Kmart now?"
• (Unnamed) "No. So why are you dressed like we do?"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, marry, kill: Oprah, bin Laden, and Jenna."
• (Unnamed) "What did I tell you about playing that game with people in the room?"
• (Unnamed) "No Liz, it's okay."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, well I'd marry Oprah, for the money. I do bin Laden for revenge and then his own people would kill him. And I'd kill Jenna."

• (Unnamed) "Are you drunk?"
• (Unnamed) "Yessss."

• (Unnamed) "You know how pissed off I was when U.S. Weekly said that I was on crack? That's racist. I'm not on crack; I'm straight-up mentally ill."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, where's the manager? I'm from the goverment and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets."

• (Unnamed) "I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman."

• (Unnamed) "Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets."

• (Unnamed) "Alfredo's, 2 PM."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not dressed for that."
• (Unnamed) "You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?"

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