The Bucket List Quotes

The Bucket List is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Bucket List completed its run in 1970.

It features Craig Zadan, Neil Meron, Alan Greisman, and Rob Reiner as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and John Schwartzman as head of cinematography.

The Bucket List is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Bucket List is 97 minutes long. The Bucket List is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Morgan Freeman as Carter Chambers, Jack Nicholson as Edward Cole, Sean Hayes as Thomas, and Rob Morrow as Dr. Hollins.

The Bucket List Quotes

Jack Nicholson as Edward Cole

• (Jack Nicholson) "As something of an expert in diseases, I believe more people die from visitors than diseases."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas; never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."
• (Sean Hayes) "I'll remember that when I start "decrepitating" sir."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Good afternoon. My name is Edward Cole. I don't know what most people say at these occasions because in all honesty, I've tried to avoid them. The simplest thing is I loved him and I miss him. Carter and I saw the world together, which is amazing when you think that only three months ago we were complete strangers. I hope that it doesn't sound selfish of me, but the last months of his life were the best months of mine. He saved my life, and he knew it before I did. I'm deeply proud that this man found it worth his while to know me. In the end, I think it's safe to say that we brought some joy to one another's lives, so one day, when I go to some final resting place, if I happen to wake up next to a certain wall with a gate, I hope that Carter's there to vouch for me and show me the ropes on the other side."

• (Jack Nicholson) "My God. Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Have I fired you lately?"
• (Sean Hayes) "Not since the Oprah incident."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Don't give me morphine while I'm sleepin'. It's a waste."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Just because I told you my story; that does not invite you to be part of it."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Do you hate me?"
• (Morgan Freeman) "Not yet."

• (Jack Nicholson) "We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."
• (Sean Hayes) "I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude."

• (Jack Nicholson) "What do you think happens now? I go back and sit around listening to people talking about mezzanine financing and subordinated debt pretending that I care about dead money. You go home to some ceremonial procession into death with everyone standing around watching you die while you try to comfort them."

• (Jack Nicholson) "You want some too? I'll have Thomas fix you a plate."
• (Morgan Freeman) "No thanks."
• (Jack Nicholson) "You sure? Best in L.A."
• (Morgan Freeman) "It ain't the best in L.A. no more."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Kiss the most beautiful girl in the world."
• (Morgan Freeman) "How are you going to do that?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "Volume."

• (Jack Nicholson) "The last months of his life were the best months of mine."

• (Jack Nicholson) "I envy people who have faith, I just can't get my head around it."
• (Morgan Freeman) "Maybe because your head's in the way."

• (Jack Nicholson) "The first time he hit her, she came to me. Wouldn't let me take care of it, said it was her fault, he'd had a rough day and too much to drink. The next time he hit her, she didn't come to me. The ex told me about it. So I wanted to be a good father, so I took care of it. I called a guy who called a guy who called his friends, they didn't kill him, what they did, I don't know, but he never bothered her again, and then she said I was dead to her."

• (Jack Nicholson) "You gonna drive it or buy it a dress?"
• (Morgan Freeman) "Just getting to know each other."

• (Jack Nicholson) "Somewhere, some lucky guy's having a heart attack."

• (Jack Nicholson) "I want my own room."
• (Sean Hayes) "You run hospitals, not health spas. Two beds to a room, no exceptions."

• (Jack Nicholson) "What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, let's deploy"
• (Jack Nicholson) "I've got a feeling I'm falling."
• (Unnamed) "We're in the red zone, pull the cord."
• (Jack Nicholson) "I've got a feeling I'm falling in love"
• (Unnamed) "PULL THE DAMN CORD."
• (Jack Nicholson) "I was in love once --"

Morgan Freeman as Carter Chambers

• (Morgan Freeman) "Edward Perriman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday afternoon, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky --"

• (Morgan Freeman) "I hate your rotten guts."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain. And that was against the law."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Forty-five years goes by pretty fast."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Like smoke through a keyhole."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open, and I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place because he was buried on the mountain, and that was against the law."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Dear Edward, I've gone back and forth the last few days trying to decide whether or not I should even write this. In the end, I realized I would regret it if I didn't, so here it goes. I know the last time we saw each other, we weren't exactly hitting the sweetest notes-certain wasn't the way I wanted the trip to end. I suppose I'm responsible and for that, I'm sorry. But in all honestly, if I had the chance, I'd do it again. Virginia said I left a stranger and came back a husband; I owe that to you. There's no way I can repay you for all you've done for me, so rather than try, I'm just going to ask you to do something else for me-find the joy in your life. You once said you're not everyone. Well, that's true-you're certainly not everyone, but everyone is everyone. My pastor always says our lives are streams flowing into the same river towards whatever heaven lies in the mist beyond the falls. Find the joy in your life, Edward. My dear friend, close your eyes and let the waters take you home."

• (Morgan Freeman) "What are you so afraid of?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "Just because I told you my story, does not invite you to be a part of it."
• (Morgan Freeman) "Oh, like the lady in the bar?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "That's different."
• (Morgan Freeman) "Tell me how it's different."
• (Jack Nicholson) "I build a billion dollar business up from NOTHING. Presidents have asked my advice, I have dined with royalty, and i'm supposed to make out like what? This trip was supposed to MEAN something to me? Like it was gonna change ME? How did you see it playing out Carter, I knock on the door, she answers, she's surprised and angry, but I tell her how much I love her and miss her, and OH, by the way, I'm gonna be dead soon so I'm reaching out to you because I don't wanna die alone?"
• (Morgan Freeman) "Everyone's afraid to die alone."
• (Jack Nicholson) "I'm not everyone. This was supposed to be fun. That's all it ever was."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Read it."
• (Jack Nicholson) "Kopi Luwak is the world's most expensive coffee. Though for some, it falls under the category of "too good to be true." In the Sumatran village, where the beans are grown, lives a breed of wild tree cat. These cats eat the beans, digest them and then -- defecate."
• (Jack Nicholson) "The villagers then collect and process the stools. It is the combination of the beans and the gastric juices of the tree cat that give Kopi Luwac --"
• (Jack Nicholson) "-- its unique flavor -- and aroma. You're s***ting me."
• (Morgan Freeman) "Cats beat me to it."

• (Morgan Freeman) "Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you."

• (Morgan Freeman) "You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you."

Sean Hayes as Thomas

• (Sean Hayes) "What are you doing here?"
• (Morgan Freeman) "Fighting for my life. You?"

Rob Morrow as Dr. Hollins

• (Rob Morrow) "How are you doing?"
• (Jack Nicholson) "Dumb question."

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