Meatballs Part II Quotes

Meatballs Part II is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Meatballs Part II ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Lisa Barsamian (Executive producer) * Tony Bishop * Stephen Poe as producer, Ken Harrison in charge of musical score, and Donald M. Morgan as head of cinematography.

Meatballs Part II is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Meatballs Part II is 87 min. long. Meatballs Part II is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Archie Hahn as Jamie, Misty Rowe as Fanny, Paul Reubens as Albert, and Kim Richards as Cheryl.

Meatballs Part II Quotes

Archie Hahn as Jamie

• (Archie Hahn) "Okay, this is it. It's a nice spot. Really secluded."
• (Misty Rowe) "Are you sure it's safe?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Does a bear s*** in the woods?"

• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny, please I've got it all figured out."
• (Misty Rowe) "Whatever you've got figured out does not include me."
• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny please, I love them."
• (Misty Rowe) "Them?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Uh, I mean you --"

• (Archie Hahn) "Nobody knows we're here. This is a great place."
• (Misty Rowe) "Not like that spot last summer?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Uh, no. No, no, no."
• (Misty Rowe) "All those kids. All those flashbulbs."
• (Archie Hahn) "Uh, no. No, no, no."
• (Misty Rowe) "Or that time down at the lake?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny, look, snakes only come out like that once a year."

• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny. Fanny? Open the door, Fanny."
• (Misty Rowe) "What is it? Oh it's you. Get in here before someone sees you."
• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny, I'm sorry about yesterday."
• (Misty Rowe) "Sorry doesn't cut it. Now everyone will think I'm easy."
• (Archie Hahn) "No they won't."
• (Misty Rowe) "Yes they will. They'll think that all I have on my mind is sex and pinkies. I have a reputation to maintain."
• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny please, I'm really sorry."
• (Misty Rowe) "How could you tell people. And Albert, of all the people."
• (Archie Hahn) "Fanny, look --"
• (Misty Rowe) "He probably told everyone."
• (Archie Hahn) "No he didn't. I spoke to him."
• (Misty Rowe) "Really? You probably told him all about me and my breasts."
• (Archie Hahn) "No I didn't."
• (Misty Rowe) "I see the way he stares at them."
• (Archie Hahn) "No no. It was nothing like that. He told me that he didn't tell anyone about it. He said he was sorry for the joke."
• (Misty Rowe) "Really?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Yeah. He even let me have a home made brownie as a peace offering."
• (Misty Rowe) "Really?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Yeah. No one's anything."
• (Misty Rowe) "Are you sure?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Yeah. I know things haven't been going well with us."
• (Misty Rowe) "If it isn't one thing, it's another."
• (Archie Hahn) "But I'm here to say I'm sorry."
• (Misty Rowe) "I guess it's not your fault. I love you for being careful."
• (Archie Hahn) "So what do we do now?"

Misty Rowe as Fanny

• (Misty Rowe) "Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Whoa."
• (Archie Hahn) "Oh Fanny."
• (Misty Rowe) "It feels hard as a rock, Jamie."
• (Archie Hahn) "It is a rock."
• (Misty Rowe) "Whoa. I love it when it's hard."

• (Misty Rowe) "Jamie. Stop f***ing my tits and help me up. Ahhhhhh."

• (Misty Rowe) "Just remember ladies. That this is a cabin for respectable women. There will be no talk of pinkies. They're not playthings, you know. They're weapons. Dangerous weapons. Like loaded guns. They can go off when you least expect it."

• (Misty Rowe) "Oh, oh, oh, oh. What is that, baby?"
• (Archie Hahn) "Huh? What?"
• (Misty Rowe) "What is that?"
• (Archie Hahn) "It's my compass. It always points north."
• (Misty Rowe) "Oh."

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