Two for the Money (2005 film) Quotes

Two for the Money (2005 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Two for the Money stopped airing in 1970.

It features James G. Robinson, Jay Cohen, and Guy McElwaine as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Conrad W. Hall as head of cinematography.

Two for the Money (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two for the Money (2005 film) is 122 minutes long. Two for the Money (2005 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Al Pacino as Walter Abrams, Matthew McConaughey as Brandon Lang, Jeremy Piven as Jerry, Jaime King as Alexandria, Armand Assante as Novian, and Matthew McConaughey as Leon.

Two for the Money (2005 film) Quotes

Al Pacino as Walter Abrams

• (Al Pacino) "I'm thinking putting "John Anthony" on TV this week if you do this, from here on out you're going to have to eat, sleep, breath, talk, walk and fart "John Anthony" that's the way it is there's no holding back you've got to be it or it doesn't work"
• (Toni Morrow) "That's right just think it over and don't decide now"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "If it's the only move, it means I've got to do a little acting I'm cool with that"
• (Al Pacino) "No, no acting this is living you didn't hear me from here on out Brandon Lang and his fettuccine knee and self f***ing pity is as flat dead as Donald trump's hair and John "I can walk on f***ing water "Anthony has taken his place. I'm going to build an empire around you its going to cost me, do you understand what I'm saying?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Hell yeah I understand, I'm "John f***ing Anthony" I've got a crystal ball"

• (Al Pacino) "Oh man -- You better hold on to the coin you flipped. Because this game keeps up like this, I'm going to have to borrow it."

• (Al Pacino) "I will match my dysfunctional childhood and Tony's against yours, any day of the week."
• (Al Pacino) "My father,five foot,arms like this -- he had a cock like a Hebrew National."
• (Al Pacino) "I even looked at him the wrong way -- he smacked across the room like Jake LaMotta"
• (Al Pacino) "By the time i was five,he yelled at me so much,i thought my name was Asshole."

• (Al Pacino) "After the therapy, and the psychiatry, and the meetings, you know what it all comes down to? You're all f***ed up."
• (Al Pacino) "com on let's all grab hands and shout it together WE ARE ALL f***ED UP AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE."

• (Al Pacino) "Alright double it, triple it, no everything is about money, this Sunday my little girl, an angel turns six, this isn't is going to happen again, she love elephants your circus has ten. I only need one, my little girl's happiness is in your hands. I don't need parenting advice from a guy who doubles as a clown. I need an elephant. I'm willing to pay what it'll take to "grease your wheels" to get one here this weekend."
• (Al Pacino) "you look like your in great shape"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I've been better"
• (Al Pacino) "Your modest too, modesty is not a virtue could be a vice, there are rules to success, you ever sell before?"
• (Al Pacino) "Are you religious?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I believe in God."
• (Al Pacino) "this is me thirty years ago right? Remarkable resemblance his a little taller, I'll give him that,"
• (Al Pacino) "you do anything other than the sports phone in Vegas?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Just the nine hundred number recordings, ten bucks a call"
• (Al Pacino) "That's chump change, we're after much bigger fish here, the networks don't talk about it, government can't tax it but sports betting is a two hundred billion dollar a year business, there's a lot of gamblers out there and they have needs, they call us every Monday morning after a losing a Do you know why Monday Night Football is the most watched sport throughout the season? And after a losing weekend, they have big needs: gargantuan"
• (Al Pacino) "That's every football game played last Sunday, do you know why Monday Night Football is the most watched football game of the week? because Monday is the last chance betters have to climb out of the hole they got themselves in, in order to pay their bookies on Tuesday sports betting is illegal in forty nine states including this one but what we do is not, we are one hundred percent legal, like stock brokers only instead of touting stocks we advise people how to bet, if a client wins by taking our advice we get a percentage and they'll gladly give it to us because they want to keep getting the advice but if they lose we get "zip", so the object here my dear tall athletic friend is to win."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I can do that."
• (Al Pacino) "That's my cable show airs Saturday and Sunday nationwide we tape Thursday and Friday, what's going on with my hair? My barber did it again you got one part of my head in Cleveland and the other part in Chicago, what are we going to do with this guy? My barber should be shot I want him dead"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "If all the picks are "free" why not charge a fee upfront initially?"
• (Al Pacino) "You make a good point, next question"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What's on the second floor?"
• (Al Pacino) "That's where we "print" the money anything else?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No I think I got it, everything's crystal clear."
• (Al Pacino) "I like you, this thing's going to work"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm looking forward to it"
• (Al Pacino) "You ever have a manicure? There's a girl you've got to meet"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah? What's she like?"
• (Al Pacino) "She's beautiful you're going to like her."

• (Al Pacino) "The only thing you've got to know about any of our clients is that they are all in the hole, the second they pick up the phone we've got them, you get to the point you're "above" them let them know that, let them feel it, give them more "John Anthony"."

• (Al Pacino) "Know what you know, and know what you don't know. And know that I gotta know everything you know as soon as you know it -- or sooner"

• (Al Pacino) "What's your sales pitch?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "This is John Anthony, "the million dollar man" from Wall Street to Tokyo to Hollywood all your big money stays and plays with me sit back and relax because it's a scud attack this weekend and I'm going to shell your book maker."
• (Al Pacino) "It's a start."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "It's a start?"
• (Al Pacino) "What can I tell you?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "If that's not what you want, then you need to find someone else to sell and just let me pick"
• (Al Pacino) "It's not about what I want it's about what Brandon wants"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "If I hear that I'm calling this number."

• (Al Pacino) "There's half a dozen games left I want you to watch every second of every minute of every one of them so sit down, you know how you go three and eleven don't you? You go three and eleven when you make Sunday's picks on Tuesdays it rains in Cincinnati on Saturday two starting quarterbacks never got to play, that's how you go three and eleven, you're a handicapper not a psychic"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "We still got Monday night parlay"
• (Al Pacino) "f*** Monday night f*** the parlay this isn't about that it's not about me it's about the commission thing"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I don't know about that"
• (Al Pacino) "Don't bulls*** me, I'm going to bump you ten percent ok? You earned it this is dangerous territory we're getting into, you understand that? But I'm going to bump you now talk to me about Monday night because everyone and I mean everyone is going to double down after the hole you just put them in"

• (Al Pacino) "This guy is a machine all he does is work out and pick winners talk about fit you should see him without his shirt off, serious sight of beef"
• (Toni Morrow) "Enjoy our daughter's birthday"
• (Al Pacino) "You should check him out I know you want to"
• (Toni Morrow) "Get it out of your head it's a bad neighborhood"

• (Al Pacino) "I'm going to tell you something now, I'm only going to say this once if you want something more from me than a gesundheit after a sneeze you're going to have do more than come at me with this s***, you understand? you're going to have to earn it, and once you earn it, you're going to have to fight me for it, you're going to have to challenge me, you're going to rip it out of me that's how you get ahead with me, now John Anthony would know that and as a matter of fact next time you come to me with this s***, you come as John Anthony."

• (Al Pacino) "congratulations you went nine and two last Sunday. I don't know if you know me but I run the biggest sports betting service in the country and I'm a big fan of yours, as a matter of fact I got a poster of you on my wall"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "This is a joke right?"
• (Al Pacino) "No this is not a joke, this is a job offer in your top drawer there's an envelope with your name on it, inside the envelop there's travel cash and an airline ticket, this isn't a magic trick I paid someone to put it there Who incidentally told me that the place you work in reminded him of a Turkish prison. All I'm asking you is to come up with a number, you write down the number of what you make now, then you cross it out and write what you should be making. Then you toss in what it's going to take you to fly to New York first class and come work for me. Now focus because with your injured knee, a comeback is just a dream my offer is real."

• (Al Pacino) "You know, the best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world."

• (Al Pacino) "This is dangerous territory we're getting into. You understand that. But I'm gonna bump you. ok? ten percent ok?Now talk to me about Monday night because everyone, and I mean everyone, is gonna double down after the hole you put 'em in."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Monday night's fine."
• (Al Pacino) "You bet your mother's house on it?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I don't bet, Walter."
• (Al Pacino) "If you did?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I like the pick, Walter."
• (Al Pacino) "On your mother's house or not?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "With my mother in it."

• (Al Pacino) "I'm going to start you off on the nine hundred numbers same gig you had in Vegas you make your picks you record them once a day Monday through Friday five times a day on the weekend, each call is worth twenty five bucks a shot we're doing about three dozen hits a week that's nothing we should triple that, before you get into your test copy I got a few words for you your pitch sucks, no offense but you've got potential so we've got to find a way to "bust you out" and we're going to start by giving you a new name: John Anthony, it just came to me, the "million dollar man""
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What's wrong with "Brandon Lang"?"
• (Al Pacino) "Nothing's wrong with "Brandon Lang" it's just that he's still living with his mommy, John Anthony's living large, he don't hold back his got a direct line to God and for a measly twenty five bucks a call his going to let the world's losers listen in."

• (Al Pacino) "We need a bat light like one of those signals that shoot up into the clouds no matter where you are no matter what time of day just look up and say "hey Walter needs me" because I must have beeped you a hundred f***ing times"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Who were they?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "the Salvation Army, how does someone go one for eight? A f***ing monkey tossing darts could do better"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What's with all the money?"
• (Al Pacino) "I got a plan, we take all your picks we reverse them like one of those twilight zone episodes where everything is the opposite you say "black" we go white"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "How much is there?"
• (Al Pacino) "peanuts, two hundred seventy five thousand that's how desperate I am"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What happen to the two million?"
• (Al Pacino) "Two million? I was carrying twice that in red ink before you even showed up, look around you everything you see is smoking mirrors I got three mortgages on this house what do you want to know? I'm gambling again"

• (Al Pacino) "You read the charter buddy? We left our jobs at the door, you're going to throw an ex alcoholic bartender out of an AA meeting"

• (Al Pacino) "Do you know what time it is?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "It is 8:37 in the morning"
• (Al Pacino) "Wrong it's time to press my man we're going to yank out all the stops, when your winning you press you don't rest on your laurels what are you doing?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I have a ten thirty tee time with a client so don't call me unless the line's changed got it?"
• (Al Pacino) "The salmon are running, you've got to stay here field phone calls you can't go out and have fun, come on, stop playing around you got work to do"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm not "asking" you if I could go I'm "telling" you that's how it is, you want me to make my picks I can give you those"
• (Al Pacino) "Start picking on Tuesday for the weekend, you know we're going to be advising somewhere in the neighborhood of twenty million dollars this week"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Circling"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "that's a nice neighborhood we should be doing double that by week ten"
• (Al Pacino) "I see, you're going to make the picks no study no analysis you're just going to pick them"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm locked in Walter I don't really need it there's my picks for This week"
• (Matthew McConaughey) ", if you need next week's picks I can give you those by Friday"
• (Al Pacino) "I'm starting to get the drift here we'll put these picks on ice and we'll talk about them tomorrow"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I won't be in tomorrow"
• (Al Pacino) "Then the next day"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "We'll talk about it"

• (Al Pacino) "Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt or anything like that but I just got to know this I'm sitting over there with my friends, and you are drop dead gorgeous and we just want to know your dates look like they haven't missed a meal since Christ died, I mean seriously you guys are eating like you have a date with the electric chair"

• (Al Pacino) "Stats are not enough, you need a voice. These are gamblers ready to risk what they can't afford for what they can't have, you're selling the world's rarest commodity: certainty, in an uncertain world."

• (Al Pacino) "You're a lemon. Like a bad car. There is something -- there is something inherently defective in you, and you, and you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect. See, most gamblers, when they go to gamble, they go to win. When we go to gamble, we go to lose. Subconsciously. Me, I never feel better than when they're raking the chips away; not bringing them in. And everyone here knows what I'm talking about. Hell, even when we win it's just a matter of time before we give it all back. But when we lose, that's another story. When we lose, and I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point; you know what I mean; You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer, for the twentieth god**** time; and you're standing there and you suddenly realise, Hey, I'm still -- here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive. Us lemons, we f*** s*** up all the time on purpose. Because we constantly need to remind ourselves we're alive. Gambling's not your problem. It's this f***ed up need to feel something. To convince yourself you exist. That's the problem."

• (Al Pacino) "Anyone who goes twenty for twenty four college football twelve for fourteen professional football,l a hundred and seventy five calls on the nine hundred number you can call "Bruschetta" whatever you want, you ever have a thousand bottle of wine?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No"
• (Toni Morrow) "It's a waste he hardly drinks"
• (Al Pacino) "It's a celebration just because he's out with a couple of reformed drunks that doesn't mean he can't enjoy himself"
• (Toni Morrow) "I was a lot of things I never was a drunk"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Actually truth be told I never had a twelve dollar bottle of water"
• (Al Pacino) "He thinks we're fighting"
• (Toni Morrow) "Yeah he does"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "This is great, look, all of this thank you"
• (Toni Morrow) "Watch out he's a fixer, what'd the doctor say?"
• (Al Pacino) "If you really want to know I've been meaning to tell you, I went yesterday he seemed very concerned, he sat me down and looked into my eyes and asked "who do you like in the Buffalo/Oakland game?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You tell him Buffalo?"
• (Al Pacino) "you haven't touched your sauce its chocolate I hear it's good for you"
• (Toni Morrow) "I'm not raising our kid alone"
• (Al Pacino) "Don't be dramatic in Biblical times you'd move in with my brother Morty"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I like her a lot I think she's extremely cute"
• (Al Pacino) ""Beauty and the beasts" she's looking at you"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "So are those two guys she's with"
• (Al Pacino) "I'll bet you ten to one on a thousand you can't pick her up that's ten thousand cash if you leave this restaurant with that girl"
• (Toni Morrow) "I got a better idea why we don't we just go to Atlantic City and open a house account? You know you can't gamble"
• (Al Pacino) "Who's gambling? I haven't flipped a coin since the eighties this is just a challenge"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Ten thousand, cash?"
• (Al Pacino) "What are you going to do?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm going to introduce myself"
• (Al Pacino) ""John Anthony" can "close" her."

• (Al Pacino) "I've got to dance with you more"
• (Toni Morrow) "You do"
• (Al Pacino) "I saw this house in the Bahamas, talk about an investment in case anyting should happen to me"
• (Toni Morrow) "I don't want to hear that"
• (Al Pacino) "Why don't we go down there and check it out? just you and me, sit bare foot in the sand"
• (Toni Morrow) "Just tell me your not gambling"
• (Al Pacino) "Eighteen years straight the s***'s over"
• (Toni Morrow) "It's never over and you know that"
• (Al Pacino) "How about a truth serum into the veins? Baby we just made two million dollars I want to celebrate with my wife I want to enjoy a dance"

• (Al Pacino) "Ok now you're ready, now you're going to the second floor this is where we print the money, this is where the sales people turn a ten dollar better to a thousand dollar better before he knows he even made the phone call. I got three guys who can pick games, twenty guys who can sell, I never had a guy who can do both but now I do"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You mean me?"
• (Al Pacino) "Not you, I'm talking about "John Anthony""
• (Matthew McConaughey) ""John Anthony" doesn't exist"
• (Al Pacino) "I'm shocked because I'm standing in his office and your sitting in his chair"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "So you want me to sell like those guys out there?"
• (Al Pacino) "Yes big betters don't want to talk to middle men they want to talk to the guy giving them the picks, there's a few choice phrases we use and just start with those like this one: "I don't want your money I want your bookies' f***ing money", say it back to me."
• (Matthew McConaughey) ""I don't want your money I want your bookies' money""
• (Al Pacino) "That's not bad, what happened to "f***"?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What about it?"
• (Al Pacino) "I said it, you didn't, It's a religious thing?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No it's not a religious thing"
• (Al Pacino) "It was alright for Chaucer six hundred years ago, I don't want to embarrass you but I have to do this"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What?"
• (Al Pacino) "I got someone here who has a problem saying "f***""

• (Al Pacino) "I'm looking for a car for my friend"
• (Mercedes Dealer) "Let's see what we can do, Mr. Anthony?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yes sir"
• (Mercedes Dealer) "Do you have any credit?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No"
• (Mercedes Dealer) "of course not, I don't know, can you trust him?"
• (Al Pacino) "With my wife: NAKED"
• (Mercedes Dealer) "In that case the floor is yours"

• (Al Pacino) "Hello everybody and welcome to the big weekend. Never before in this industry has an offer been made like the one I'm about to present to you now. I am so confident for John Anthony's picks for this Sunday. I am so sure about the skills his brought to bare and so anxious for you to get on the phone and dial the toll free number and for the first time in sports adviser history I'm going to guarantee our picks this weekend."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What's that mean?"
• (Al Pacino) "What does that mean? It means this: you tell us how much you're betting with your bookie you lose, we cover, you heard me right that's risk free."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Wow, that is all I can say, the phones are going to be flooded and they should be."
• (Al Pacino) "Hey, John why don't you run down the pit falls facing the average better because when you think about it, a game this huge all the added dynamics without your expertise I guess the average better might as well just flip a coin."

• (Al Pacino) "There's no such thing as too far. You understand? You push everything as far as you can. You push and you push and you push until it starts pushing back. And then you push some god**** more. Remember that when you're with this guy today."

Matthew McConaughey as Brandon Lang

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Denny boy I got something good for you this weekend: Green Bay versus Minnesota I want you to lay five hundred dollars on the cheese heads, let Stu in on that too, take care of mom and I'll talk to you soon"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "I remember that day. And, believe it or not I remember that hit because of the smile it put on my dad's face. To my dad, sports was a religion, but to me, it was about purity. Sports was a place where all wrongs could be made right. I thought if I filled the whole house with trophies for him, he'd stick around. And when I did, he left before my tenth birthday."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Talk to me, so how'd we do?"
• (Al Pacino) "You haven't seen the scores?"
• (Al Pacino) "No, it's how I wanted it, make my picks and get the results later"
• (Al Pacino) "Highest sales volume ever take a guess how we did?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah I think we kicked ass"
• (Al Pacino) "It was amazing"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Last week was nothing"
• (Al Pacino) "Your right, it was nothing compared to what we lost today"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Where'd I go?"
• (Al Pacino) "I got an idea why don't I give you a glimpse of what happened then you take a stab on how you went?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Just give me the numbers"
• (Al Pacino) "Grown men crying on the phone, their wives screaming in the background, three sales people quit couldn't take the pressure"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "f***"
• (Al Pacino) "No, no you lose ten out of twelve "f***" doesn't quite cover it, you know what'd be more appropriate? Something like "holy f***ing s***" or "Jesus f***ing Christ" you go two for twelve on our highest weekend ever and what's left to say? Except we keep the phone number and switch it to a suicide hotline, tomorrow morning Brandon we start all over again"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Amir, you've got to kidding me, you're going to sit there and hassle me over fifty grand after the two hundred and fifty grand I just made you last weekend you think you're going to cut me off?I'm going to cut you off."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "What's your mother's name?"
• (Mitch) "Shelia."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What street did you grow up on?"
• (Mitch) "Atlantic Avenue"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Who do you like Monday night?"
• (Mitch) "I don't know."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Pick one."
• (Mitch) "That's your job."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'll do your job tomorrow, today you do mine, who do you like Monday night?"
• (Mitch) "What are you talking about?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Seattle versus New Orleans, stop stalling who do you like?"
• (Mitch) "I guess Seattle, plus the two points"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Over or under?"
• (Mitch) "No you can't do that"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No I can do that, over or under? Its forty four points"
• (Mitch) "Over"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Seattle in the over, nice"
• (Mitch) "I'm not going to turn that in there's like a million dollars riding on that game"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "There's like a whole lot more than that, we all know I can pick, today I'm picking you and the outcome will be the same"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Kansas City is seven and one against the point spread versus the division opponents coming off Monday night game take KC minus the six call me tomorrow for my pro football game of the year. That's right here at nine hundred six five six until then good night and good gambling."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Should I call somebody?"
• (Al Pacino) "Yeah, in case they have a spare heart."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "I went nine and two in pro football on Sunday to get my third straight Monday night parlay, it's worth twelve bucks an hour."
• (Steve) "I don't even make twelve an hour"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You're not picking seventy five percent"
• (Steve) "If you're that good why don't you bet your games and get rich and send me a postcard from the Riviera."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "This was his idea?"
• (Toni Morrow) "Yeah I know."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "He makes all of his employees do this?"
• (Toni Morrow) "Yeah every one of them."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "How often?"
• (Toni Morrow) "Once before they start work."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Weird."
• (Toni Morrow) "You think so?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I've never had my nails done before."
• (Toni Morrow) "I can see that but you've got strong hand that's nice, do you drink?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "excuse me?"
• (Toni Morrow) "Alcohol, are you a drinker?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I have a beer every once in a while."
• (Toni Morrow) "Smoke?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No."
• (Toni Morrow) "What about gambling?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "What about it?"
• (Toni Morrow) "I'm sorry I'm just a little pressed for time here, I asked, do you bet? Are you a better?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "No."
• (Toni Morrow) "Really?Why not?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Are you here full time?"
• (Toni Morrow) "Yeah this is my shop I better be."
• (Toni Morrow) "Why don't you gamble?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I did once, I wagered everything I had and I lost and when I lost and I swore I wouldn't do it again."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm not going to start this relationship off by lying"
• (Toni Morrow) "That's good because Walter could definitely use someone with a little resolve in his life."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "He told me I was coming down here to meet a nice lady --"
• (Toni Morrow) "I'm sure he did, that's ok I'm going to kill him when I get home. I mean he has a bright big beautiful spirit though and you will love working for him but he is held together by meetings if it has "Anonymous" at the end of the he goes he has to he also has to be very careful on who he lets into his life, in most ways Walter is brilliant but he can be bulls***ted but I can't so he sends them to me before he hires them."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "So this was my interview?"
• (Toni Morrow) "You're swift"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "How'd I do?"
• (Toni Morrow) "I would say perfect, congratulations"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Thank you very much"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Where's the action this weekend?"
• (Stu) "It's either Tampa or Oakland, everybody's jumping on Oakland right now."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's crazy, that game's going to be won by coaching."
• (Stu) "Whoever put that Oakland team together used to play with Tampa right?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah, he knows every strength and every weakness, he knows Brown only likes to catch the ball over his left shoulder so his going to have to double team to the defend his right. He also knows Cannon only throws on three step drops so he's going to stack in the middle of the field with line backers, take away the short pass Cannon's going to throw three maybe four long passes on Sunday."
• (Stu) "Oh f*** me."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You took O- town didn't you?"
• (Stu) "Yeah what'd you think?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I think I've got to save your ass one more time, take Tampa Bay Monday night they're going to win this game out right, so bet it big."

• (Toni Morrow) "Will you have dinner with me tonight?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm married to Walter."
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Ooooo -- bogey."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "You think with two mortgages out, the repo guy staking out my car, my job on the line, and my wife threatening to leave me that I'd stop but I'm "staying in the chase" doubling down, I guess I've been doing pretty good because I know I've got one big problem."
• (Al Pacino) "If you rethink things over here's my card and put it in your wallet, we're toping eighty percent this weekend, you'll never know when you'll relapse."

• (Toni Morrow) "He's gambling"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Yeah"
• (Toni Morrow) "He's gambling I just can't believe it I never saw it coming I just couldn't stop it"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I've got to win one more game"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "let me ask you a question, when you're not at the salon or bringing Julia to play dates or keeping Walter in line which I know is a full time job, what do you for you?"
• (Toni Morrow) "I stay busy"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's not what I asked what do you for you?"
• (Toni Morrow) "I was a junkie so every day I get up I wonder "is this the day? Is this the day i slip? End up back on the street?" just keeping it all on track that's what I do for me"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Well that's not living that is maintaining, that's cashing in that's not living"
• (Toni Morrow) "What the hell does that mean? Are we talking "perfection" here?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm not talking "perfection" nobody's perfect except for me last weekend going 14-0"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "What the f*** was that?"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "Let's start with how much you bet"
• (Armand Assante) "A million a game across the board"
• (Armand Assante) "Is that the ceiling here? is that the most we're working with?"
• (Armand Assante) "do you rent that yacht?"
• (Armand Assante) "No, I own it"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "That's how I feel about this weekend and I'm not being cocky I'm being straight commerce with you, I didn't come here to bulls*** you got some inside information I know these teams better than they know themselves I'm going twelve for twelve this weekend and that includes the Monday night parlay"

• (Matthew McConaughey) "With mom holding two jobs and Denny wanting to go to college this looked like a chance to make some real money besides I've never seen New York and New York's never seen me."

• (Matthew McConaughey) "What do you say we go out for a late dinner right now have a couple kilo bottles of wine go back to that place where we first met?"
• (Jaime King) "Are you out of your mind? I live in this building asshole this is home I don't appreciate you stopping by without calling"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "Whoa, what the hell's gotten into you?"
• (Jaime King) "Let me make the s*** real clear so this doesn't happen again, you made five thousand bucks, your friend set it up"

Jeremy Piven as Jerry

• (Jeremy Piven) "Stats, records, rankings, weather, if the goal post is tilted just a little bit, the Sykes system uses forty two proven indexes, to eliminate the guess work in sports wagering, without my patented computer based picks, you've got a better shot of having God showing up at your door,with nine strippers a bag of pure Bolivan cocaine even viagra to make Chuck's head blow up, than picking these things on your own."

• (Jeremy Piven) "I think I should lead off tonight I got some real strong stuff man"
• (Al Pacino) "You got a good hole, stay in it"
• (Jeremy Piven) "Come on I went eight for twelve last week I'm hot I'm feeling it"
• (Al Pacino) "You have one good weekend don't get pushy"
• (Jeremy Piven) "One good weekend? Sykes System revolutionized this industry am I wood?"
• (Jeremy Piven) "where's my f***ing ad?"
• (Al Pacino) "take a hike"
• (Jeremy Piven) "What?"
• (Al Pacino) "You're fired you're gone"
• (Jeremy Piven) "I'm not fired you need me more than ever"
• (Al Pacino) "Get out of here you cut rate parasite"

Armand Assante as Novian

• (Armand Assante) "I didn't reconize you without the suit John"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "This is my time off if you want to talk make an appointment"
• (Armand Assante) "Should I call you Brandon? someone costs you thirty million you do research, I got more than your name, where you live, where you're from, where your family lives your mom's a sweet lady I just come from Vegas, she got me three black jacks she's a good woman, who's a cocky motherf***er that came into my house?"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "You don't like the picks use somebody else"
• (Armand Assante) "just come for an apology, just look me in the eye and say you're sorry, say it so it'll make me believe you mean it"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm sorry"
• (Armand Assante) "f*** that I'm not going to accept that, come on, one more time"
• (Matthew McConaughey) "I'm sorry"
• (Armand Assante) "You mother f***er your not even close, I'm going to get my satisfaction"

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