McHale's Navy Quotes

McHale's Navy is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1962 on American Broadcasting Company. McHale's Navy ended in 1966.

McHale's Navy lasted 4 seasons and 138 episodes. It features Edward J. Montagne as producer, Axel Stordahl as theme composer, and Axel Stordahl as composer. McHale's Navy is created by Edward J. Montagne.

Each episode of McHale's Navy is 30 minutes long. McHale's Navy is produced by Sto-Rev-Co Productions and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

McHale's Navy Quotes

• (Virgil) "Well, it seems that my stuntmen have arrived. I'd better go -- rehearse."

• (Unnamed) "Did we wake you up?"
• (Unnamed) "No sir, we've been up since the crack of noon."

• (Unnamed) "What a dick."

• (Unnamed) "Suck in that gut sailor."
• (Unnamed) "I'm totally sucked."

• (Unnamed) "-- but I am here to help you, even if you're keeping my entire family hostage in Bangladesh."

• (Unnamed) "McHale's Mai Tai -- McHale's Ale -- McHale's Girls of the San Ysidro Islands calendar? Will somebody explain to me what this is?"
• (Unnamed) "You see, sir, these are scantily-clad yet tasteful photos of women the men use as an --"
• (Unnamed) "Shut up."

• (Unnamed) "Just a warning, anyone or anything sleeping in the trees will be SHOT."

• (Unnamed) "Remember to try tonight's drink special: Stolen Vodka Surprise. We stole Vladikov's vodka. Surprise."

• (Unnamed) "Cuba. The land of oppression. And opportunity."

• (Unnamed) "Captain, with all due respect: Are you NUTS?"

• (Unnamed) "This guy's a real prick."

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