Celebrity Poker Showdown Quotes

Celebrity Poker Showdown is a Game show that first aired in 2003 on Bravo (US TV channel). Celebrity Poker Showdown ended in 2006.

Celebrity Poker Showdown lasted 5 seasons and 48 episodes. Celebrity Poker Showdown is executive produced by Marcia Mulé.

Celebrity Poker Showdown is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Celebrity Poker Showdown is 120 minutes long.

Celebrity Poker Showdown Quotes

• (Unnamed) "What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold?"

• (Unnamed) "Shuffle up and deal."

• (Unnamed) "I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head."
• (Unnamed) "Which one?"

• (Unnamed) "Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three."
• (Unnamed) "Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different."

• (Unnamed) "Just remember, nobody has ever died from secondhand spit."
• (Unnamed) "They will if they spit on the wrong motherf***er."

• (Unnamed) "You do any voice-over work, Robert?"
• (Unnamed) "No, but can you give me some?"
• (Unnamed) "Nope."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."

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