I Married a Witch Quotes

I Married a Witch is a television program that first aired in 1970 . I Married a Witch completed its run in 1970.

It features René Clair as producer, Roy Webb in charge of musical score, and Ted Tetzlaff as head of cinematography.

I Married a Witch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Married a Witch is 77 minutes long. I Married a Witch is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Veronica Lake as Jennifer, Cecil Kellaway as Daniel, Robert Benchley as Dr. Dudley White, and Robert Warwick as J.B. Masterson.

I Married a Witch Quotes

Veronica Lake as Jennifer

• (Unnamed) "Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up."
• (Veronica Lake) "I'm listening, Mr. Wooley."
• (Veronica Lake) "Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?"
• (Unnamed) "I-I don't know. It's such a shock to see you dressed. I mean -- you're beautiful."
• (Veronica Lake) "Enough to make a man fall in love?"
• (Unnamed) "Mere physical beauty isn't everything."
• (Veronica Lake) "That's what I thought."
• (Unnamed) "Look here, Jennifer."
• (Veronica Lake) "I don't like the tone of your voice."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I swallowed some smoke last night."

• (Veronica Lake) "Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd."

• (Veronica Lake) "'Twould be nice to have lips -- lips to whisper lies -- lips to kiss man and make him suffer. Father, why cannot I have lips, and eyes, and hair?"

Robert Warwick as J.B. Masterson

• (Robert Warwick) "Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding?"

Cecil Kellaway as Daniel

• (Cecil Kellaway) "Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl."

• (Unnamed) "I'm afraid you've got a hangover."
• (Cecil Kellaway) "Don't tell me what I've got. I invented the hangover. It was in 1892 -- B.C."

• (Cecil Kellaway) "Pistol, pistol, let there be/Murder in the first degree"

Robert Benchley as Dr. Dudley White

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