I Love You to Death Quotes

I Love You to Death is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . I Love You to Death ended its run in 1970.

It features Jeffrey Lurie as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Owen Roizman as head of cinematography.

I Love You to Death is recorded in English, Italian, and Serbo-Croatian and originally aired in United States. Each episode of I Love You to Death is 97 minutes long. I Love You to Death is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Keanu Reeves as Marlon, William Hurt as Harlan James, River Phoenix as Devo Nod, Joan Plowright as Nadja, Kevin Kline as Joey Boca, Victoria Jackson as Lacey, and Tracey Ullman as Rosalie Boca.

I Love You to Death Quotes

Kevin Kline as Joey Boca

• (Kevin Kline) "When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think."

• (Kevin Kline) "C'mon ladies, let's go -- Monnnnnopoleeee.""

Keanu Reeves as Marlon

• (Keanu Reeves) "If we keep shooting Joey, don't you think he might get suspicious?"

• (William Hurt) "Well, look at that."
• (Keanu Reeves) "A Reggie Jackson signed bat."
• (Keanu Reeves) "Whoa, man. Awesome."
• (Unnamed) "Reggie, Reggie, REGGIE, REGGIE."
• (William Hurt) "How many homers has he hit, like, lifetime."
• (Keanu Reeves) "Whoa man, he's the best."
• (William Hurt) "Wow, man."
• (Keanu Reeves) "I don't know"
• (Keanu Reeves) "A bunch."

• (Keanu Reeves) "Is that legal -- having sex with a kangaroo?"

Victoria Jackson as Lacey

• (Victoria Jackson) "Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?"
• (Kevin Kline) "I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body."

River Phoenix as Devo Nod

• (River Phoenix) "How much can we pay?"
• (Tracey Ullman) ""As much as we have to.""
• (Joan Plowright) "Yeah, you know, not too much. Try for discount."

• (River Phoenix) "Oh No, Taking care of the maggots is MY job."

• (River Phoenix) "Mystic crystal let it shine, spikes just like a porcupine."

William Hurt as Harlan James

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joan Plowright as Nadja

• (Joan Plowright) "Last week on TV, I heard about a woman who stabbed her husband twenty-seven times. And you know why? Because he refused to put the top back on the mustard jar. Twenty-seven times. Can you imagine ?"

• (Joan Plowright) "Rosalie, listen to this -- It says here some woman was eaten alive by her own houseplants. Can you imagine ?"

Tracey Ullman as Rosalie Boca

• (Tracey Ullman) "What happened? Joey Boca happened"

• (Tracey Ullman) "They look like drug addicts."
• (River Phoenix) "Well, they are drug addicts."
• (Tracey Ullman) "Oh my God. You hired drug addicts?"
• (River Phoenix) "Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?"
• (Joan Plowright) "They seem like very polite boys."
• (Tracey Ullman) "I don't like having drug addicts in my house."
• (Joan Plowright) "Oh no, Rosalie. Don't think of them as drug addicts. Think of them as killers."

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