Hellboy II: The Golden Army Quotes

Hellboy II: The Golden Army is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Hellboy II: The Golden Army ended in 1970.

It features Lawrence Gordon; Mike Richardson; Lloyd Levin as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Guillermo Navarro as head of cinematography.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hellboy II: The Golden Army is 120 minutes long. Hellboy II: The Golden Army is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning, Ron Perlman as Hellboy, Doug Jones as Abe Sapien, John Alexander and James Dodd as Johann Krauss, John Hurt as Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm, and Roy Dotrice as King Balor.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army Quotes

Ron Perlman as Hellboy

• (Ron Perlman) "Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide -- You know?"
• (Doug Jones) "Yeah. Yeah."
• (Ron Perlman) "I would give my life for her -- but she also wants me to do the dishes."
• (Doug Jones) "I would die and do the dishes."

• (Ron Perlman) "I can be discreet."
• (Liz Sherman) "Really?"
• (Ron Perlman) "Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn't I?"
• (Liz Sherman) "And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very -- discreet."
• (Ron Perlman) "Ah, he said he liked the cold."

• (Ron Perlman) "Industrable, my ass."

• (Ron Perlman) "Your first piece of tail."

• (Ron Perlman) "I wish father were here. He'd know what to tell you -- us."

• (Ron Perlman) "Damn."

• (Ron Perlman) "Now stay down."

• (Ron Perlman) "Aw, crap."

• (Ron Perlman) "We're gonna have to go a little old school, Abe. Gimme the boid."
• (Bag Lady) "Not the canary."
• (Ron Perlman) "What, you're afraid of this little guy? Who would know?"

• (Ron Perlman) "Geez, it stinks in here. Worse than my room."

• (Ron Perlman) "Hey, gasbag. Stop talking now."
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you."
• (Ron Perlman) "Excuse me?"
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "You heard me."

• (Ron Perlman) "Liz --"
• (Liz Sherman) "Don't try to talk."
• (Ron Perlman) "No, you need to hear this. I know what's important. It's you. I can turn my back on the world, all of it -- as long as you stay with me."
• (Liz Sherman) "I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know."
• (Ron Perlman) "Man --"

• (Ron Perlman) "Give it up nasty, we can see you."

• (Ron Perlman) "All that power --"
• (Liz Sherman) "Don't even think about it."

• (Ron Perlman) "Watch it boys, she's on fire."

• (Prince Nuada) "Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot."
• (Ron Perlman) "Sorry, pal. I win, you live."

• (Ron Perlman) "World, here I come."

• (Ron Perlman) "C'mon, Liz. Burn 'em all."

• (Ron Perlman) "I know; I'm ugly."

• (Ron Perlman) "Come on, Abe. What are these things?"
• (Doug Jones) "Carcharadon Carcharias."
• (Ron Perlman) "English, English."
• (Doug Jones) "They're, um -- tooth fairies."
• (Ron Perlman) "Ha."
• (Doug Jones) "No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs -- But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies.""
• (Liz Sherman) "Bet you they don't leave money, either."

• (Ron Perlman) ""Can't Smile Without You"?"
• (Doug Jones) "I know --"
• (Ron Perlman) "Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too."

• (Ron Perlman) "You're in love. Have a beer."
• (Doug Jones) "Oh, my body's a temple."
• (Ron Perlman) "Well, now it's an amusement park."
• (Doug Jones) "No, no, no. The glandular balance of --"
• (Ron Perlman) "Just shut up and drink it, would you?"

Jeffrey Tambor as Tom Manning

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I like the way he takes charge."
• (Liz Sherman) "You think?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "He's efficient, and precise."
• (Liz Sherman) "Add resistant to that and you got yourself a new watch."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) ""Undercover." Can't he get the meaning of the word? I mean, we are still government-funded, we are still a secret, although a dirty secret, if you ask me. Officially, we-do-not-exist. So, you see, that's the problem when we get these."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Subway -- highway -- ah, park."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And he posed for this one, and gave an autograph. I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on Youtube -- God, I hate Youtube."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What are these things?"
• (Liz Sherman) "We normally can't see fairy folk and trolls. They emit a cloaking aura of "glamour." But in 1838, Emil Schuffstein designed these. Four crystal diopters that allows you to see things as they really are. Keep an eye on her."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "That little old lady? Come on."
• (Liz Sherman) "It's a Fragglewump. An ugly Scottish troll. They're afraid of canaries."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh, my God. Canaries, huh? What about the kittens?"
• (Liz Sherman) "She feeds on them."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "That thing is a "she?""

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "You've murdered me. You've murdered me and ridiculed me. And -- you've brought this onto yourself."
• (Ron Perlman) "What?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Washington is sending down a BPRD agent."
• (Ron Perlman) "A new guy? Why?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "To look after you."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face.""

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What's going on? What's going on?"
• (Ron Perlman) "I quit."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What? Are you serious?"
• (Liz Sherman) "Looks that way doesn't it?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit."
• (Doug Jones) "Watch us."
• (Ron Perlman) "On second thought --"
• (Ron Perlman) "I think I'll keep this."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Come on. Come on. Johann, they can't do this. Stop them."
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker."

Doug Jones as Abe Sapien

• (Doug Jones) "Red, we have company."

• (Doug Jones) "Now, see, I love this song. And I can't smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts."

• (Doug Jones) "I never got a chance to tell you how I feel."
• (Princess Nuala) "Give me your hand."
• (Princess Nuala) "It's -- beautiful."

• (Doug Jones) "My name is Abraham Sapien."
• (Princess Nuala) "There is no such name."
• (Doug Jones) "Oh, I don't like it much either, but --"
• (Princess Nuala) "Enough. Give me your hand."
• (Doug Jones) "I'm sorry?"
• (Princess Nuala) "You are an agent of the Bureau For Paranormal Research And Defense."
• (Doug Jones) "Yes."
• (Princess Nuala) "And your name is -- oh, dear."
• (Doug Jones) "Awful, I know."

• (Doug Jones) "Nothing to fear. Despite the appearances, I bet Red can be excellent father figure."

• (Princess Nuala) "I am Princess Nuala, daughter of King Balor --"
• (Doug Jones) "I know. Forgive me, Your Highness, but as you were learning about me, I could not help but learn a little bit about you. You need our help."
• (Princess Nuala) "I'm afraid it's the other way around."

• (Prince Nuada) "Kill them."
• (Doug Jones) "He lied to us."
• (Ron Perlman) "Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk."

John Alexander and James Dodd as Johann Krauss

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Screw the clearance, we will take that plane."

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Well, I'm out of ideas."
• (Ron Perlman) "I've got one."

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you."
• (Ron Perlman) "Glass-hole."

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "You have one fatal flaw."
• (Ron Perlman) "Oh, I wanna hear this."
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "No, you don't. You can't take criticism."
• (Ron Perlman) "Try me."
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Can't -- take it."
• (Ron Perlman) "What's my flaw?"
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Your temper. It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera --"

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours. Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us."
• (Liz Sherman) "So, we have clearance then?"
• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Agent Sherman -- Liz -- screw ze clearance. Ve vill take that plane."

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times."
• (Ron Perlman) "Oh, that word; "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much."

• (John Alexander and James Dodd) "Nice baby."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor."

Roy Dotrice as King Balor

• (Prince Nuada) "The humans -- the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled. They will never have enough."
• (Roy Dotrice) "What humans do is in their nature. To honor the truce is in ours."
• (Prince Nuada) "Honor? Look at this place. Where is the honor in this? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet?"
• (Prince Nuada) "I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright. And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad --"
• (Prince Nuada) "-- and the worst."
• (Roy Dotrice) "The Golden Army? You cannot be that mad."
• (Prince Nuada) "Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so."

John Hurt as Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm

• (John Hurt) "My son, would you turn off that wretched puppet, and brush your teeth?"
• (Young Hellboy) "Don't call him a puppet."
• (John Hurt) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Young Hellboy) "He's not a puppet. Howdy Doody's real."
• (John Hurt) "Well, Mr. Dee-dee Doo-doo will have to say good night."

• (John Hurt) "It is said that at the dawn of time, man, beast, and all magical beings lived together under Aeglin, the Father Tree. But man had been created with a hole in his heart, a hole that no possession, power, or knowledge could fill. And in his infinite greed, man dreamed of expanding his dominion over the entire earth. The blood of many an elf, ogre, and goblin was spilled in their war with man, and King Balor, the one-armed king of Elfland, watched the slaughter in dread and despair. But one day, the master of the goblin blacksmiths offered to build the king a golden mechanical army, seventy times seventy soldiers, that would never know hunger, and could not be stopped. Prince Nuada begged his father to agree. "Build me this army," the king said. And so, a magical crown was forged that would allow those of royal blood to command the Golden Army, if unchallenged. "I am King Balor, leader of the Golden Army. Is there anyone who disputes my right?" And in his throne room, no one challenged his word."

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