Dog Bites Man Quotes

Dog Bites Man is a TV show that debuted in 1970 on Comedy Central. Dog Bites Man completed its run in 2006.

Dog Bites Man lasted 1 seasons and 10 (1 unaired) episodes. Dog Bites Man is created by Dan Mazer.

Dog Bites Man is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Dog Bites Man is 30 minutes long. Dog Bites Man is produced by DreamWorks Television and distributed by Paramount Worldwide Television Licensing & Distribution.

The cast includes: Matt Walsh as Kevin Beekin, Andrea Savage as Tillie Sullivan, and Zach Galifianakis as Alan Finger.

Dog Bites Man Quotes

Andrea Savage as Tillie Sullivan

• (Andrea Savage) "I had a dream that I was having sex with a black man. I didn't know if that was racist; in my dream; to be so specific, or was that really open-minded because I was willing to have sex with him? And in the dream, he had sort of the stereotypical large penis -- and I felt like that was racist. But in the dream it came out that he was dean of the Harvard law school -- so then I thought maybe it balanced out."

Zach Galifianakis as Alan Finger

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Matt Walsh as Kevin Beekin

• (Marty Shonson) "Well, I have definitely looked down the double-barrel of the racist shotgun -- in that I was made fun of a lot when I was a youngster for"
• (Marty Shonson) "the old cinnamon bush up top. And uh, you know they called me all kinds of names. You know: carrot top, cinnamon top, copper top, cheeto head, cheeto top, butt pirate, ginger snap."
• (Matt Walsh) "I don't think, uh -- "butt pirate" is referring to your red hair. It's a slang for gay people."
• (Marty Shonson) "I think it refers more to pirates being of Danish decent, the Vikings and whatnot, they were red-haired. And I think the "butt" part is just sort of adding insult to injury. You know, sort of a seaman taunt."
• (Andrea Savage) "It becomes the pirate, the reference is it's referring to pillaging butts."

• (Matt Walsh) "May I ask why you brought a razor to this meeting?"
• (Zach Galifianakis) "I thought we were here to talk about facial sensitivity."

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