Heartbreakers (2001 film) Quotes

Heartbreakers (2001 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Heartbreakers ended its run in 1970.

It features John Davis (producer) as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

Heartbreakers (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Heartbreakers (2001 film) is 122 minutes long. Heartbreakers (2001 film) is distributed by MGM Distribution Co. (North America).

The cast includes: Jason Lee as Jack Withrowe, Sigourney Weaver as Max Conners, Jennifer Love Hewitt as Page Conners, Ray Liotta as Dean, Zach Galifianakis as Bill, Gene Hackman as William B. Tensy, Ray Liotta as Woman, Sarah Silverman as Linda, Anne Bancroft as Gloria Vogal, and Anne Bancroft as Barbara.

Heartbreakers (2001 film) Quotes

Jason Lee as Jack Withrowe

• (Jason Lee) "Look, I'm willing to explore the whole being dominated thing, okay? But let's just take it slow."

• (Jason Lee) "Tell me to my face you don't love me."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "I don't love you."
• (Jason Lee) "Wow. More believable than I thought it would be."

• (Jason Lee) "You are good. You may not know it, but I do. You come on tough, but it's all just an act. I mean, you don't even believe in sleeping together before marriage. You're like a Brady or an Osmond or something."

• (Jason Lee) "Why won't you talk to me?"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Because there's nothing to say."
• (Jason Lee) "Then why are you here?"

• (Jason Lee) "My car doesn't drive so well with a tree in it."

• (Jason Lee) "Isn't that the shoe you wanted to jam up my ass?"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "No, that was the 6" heel."

• (Jason Lee) "Everyone's a little irritable after they choke."

Ray Liotta as Dean

• (Ray Liotta) "No more conning. No more. If you're gonna be my wife, you're gonna live a respectable life, chopping cars."

• (Ray Liotta) "Honey. Honey. This isn't what it looks like. I -- I -- I swear her hair got stuck in my zipper. I-I-I-I wasn't gettin' nothin'."

• (Ray Liotta) "You gold-diggin' whore, you're already working someone else."
• (Ray Liotta) "Get off of her, asshole. Get off, asshole."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Don't shoot him, Dean."
• (Ray Liotta) "Why not?"
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Because he's already dead."

• (Ray Liotta) "Angela, I've changed. I've totally changed. Look, look, look. This place is crawling with prime trim; I'm barely even noticing."

• (Ray Liotta) "Look at all the fish."
• (Ray Liotta) "Huh, got it. This is gonna be a fun trip."

• (Ray Liotta) "I'm sorry, sir, but smoking is not permitted."
• (Gene Hackman) "Oh, terribly sorry."
• (Gene Hackman) "Nazi --"

• (Ray Liotta) "Do you have any idea how much therapy you people need?"

• (Wendy) "Is it hard?"
• (Ray Liotta) "What?"
• (Wendy) "Getting married."

Sigourney Weaver as Max Conners

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Turning down a wedding gift is bad luck."
• (Jason Lee) "Oh, I've never heard that before."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Sure, everything to do with weddings is bad luck."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Forget it. You're not gonna kill yourself and stink up my new car."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "I've assumed my husband always filed the tax return."
• (Anne Bancroft) "Which one?"

• (Sigourney Weaver) "He doesn't look so bad in this light."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Oh, yeah. His liver spots are positively glowing."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "We have a bitch alert."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "You just lost the best thing you never had."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "You will respect your mother and do the con."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Keep dreaming, witch."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "You are not too old to spank."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Try it."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "You're not ready to con a guy without falling in love yourself."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Give me a break, I am in complete control."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "I saw the kiss. Your eyes were closed."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "That was the sun."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "The last time the sun got in my eyes, I wound up with a daughter."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Yeah, and that's about the worst thing that's ever happened to you, isn't it?"

• (Sigourney Weaver) "How do I look?"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "If I were a guy, I'd do you."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Wait by the phone. Timing on this is crucial."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Duh."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "-- Always treating me like a child --"
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Child."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Hmm --"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Not "hmm". I am not dating the walking dead."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Uh, I am not feeling your butt again, Mother. We all know it's wonderful."

• (Sigourney Weaver) "Maybe you'd like a spanking?"
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Just try it. I dare you."

Zach Galifianakis as Bill

• (Zach Galifianakis) "Well, Jack, looks like she got a free drink and one of your balls."

Jennifer Love Hewitt as Page Conners

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Look, just give it to me, or would you rather have my heel up your ass?"
• (Jason Lee) "Who told you I'm into that?"

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "You spy on people humping in boats? That's so perverted."
• (Jason Lee) "No, I look at stars."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Look, just because they're famous doesn't mean they don't deserve their privacy too. Who ya got?"
• (Jason Lee) "The stars up there."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "You mean you come all the way out here to stare at space and s***?"
• (Jason Lee) "No, I come out here to get away from the lights of the city so I can SEE the space and s***."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "There's no love. It's the trick of the brain. It's the combination of chemicals and hormones."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "You're not out here burying high school kids, are you?"
• (Jason Lee) "Well, they egged my car."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Why can't we pick someone kinda cute?"
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Dean was kinda cute."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "You're in serious denial."
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Cute is dangerous. Cute leads to feeling, which leads to screwing, which leads to screwed."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "I gotta go."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Excuse me, may I grab your nuts? Mmm. Salty."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "I'd have to kiss that?"
• (Sigourney Weaver) "Well, I'd have to kiss that way more than you."
• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Maybe you're into necrophilia."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals, I'll help you out. Piss. Off."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "Listen, mouth-breather, I'm fully capable and in the mood to beat the s*** out of your psychotic, sulking ass."

• (Jennifer Love Hewitt) "For once, she's telling the truth."
• (Ray Liotta) "Like I'm gonna believe the seed of Satan."

Gene Hackman as William B. Tensy

• (Gene Hackman) "I love a woman who eats raw meat."

• (Gene Hackman) "My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies."

• (Gene Hackman) "I'm not trying to get you to take up smoking, just thought it'd be a nice -- incentive."

• (Gene Hackman) "I ache for you, my pumpkin. Let's hump."

• (Ulga) "God is everywhere."
• (Gene Hackman) "Yes, he is. Isn't he? Nosy bastard."

• (Gene Hackman) "Sorry I'm late. I've been passing out more frequently lately."

• (Gene Hackman) "Completely restored. Only seven thousand for a new willy."

• (Gene Hackman) "Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. Heh-heh-heh."
• (Gene Hackman) "You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say."

• (Gene Hackman) "If it's at all possible, could you slap her around a little bit?"

Sarah Silverman as Linda

• (Sarah Silverman) "Oh, yeah -- she's a delicate flower."

Anne Bancroft as Barbara

• (Vinny Staggliano) "I never realized I could feel this wa again. That I could be so totally in love with someone."
• (Anne Bancroft) "Oh, I feel the same way Stanley --"
• (Vinny Staggliano) "You're beautiful."
• (Anne Bancroft) "Thank you."

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