2DTV Quotes

2DTV is a television program that was first aired in 2001 on ITV (TV network). 2DTV completed its run in 2004.

It features Giles Pilbrow as producer. 2DTV is created by Giles Pilbrow.

Each episode of 2DTV is 10-30 mins. long.

The cast includes: Jon Culshaw as Tony Blair, Dave Lamb as John Prescott, and Mark Perry as Gordon Brown.

2DTV Quotes

Jon Culshaw as Tony Blair

• (Jon Culshaw) "But alas, one of you will betray me for thirty silver coins."
• (Mark Perry) "What rubbish Tony. It was forty."
• (Jon Culshaw) "Anyway, now we shall eat. Five loaves of bread and five fish, enough to feed forty thousand --"
• (Dave Lamb) "Well that was a nice starter."
• (Dave Lamb) "Excuse me guys, I can feel a second coming."

• (Jon Culshaw) "My people, I have lead a peaceful live."
• (David Blunkett) "Well except for all those wars."
• (Jon Culshaw) "Yeah, alright. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind."
• (Dave Lamb) "Well when Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it."
• (Jon Culshaw) "I am sure I have served my lord well."
• (Unnamed) "HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH. Look at me. I'm Santa Claus."

• (Jon Culshaw) "Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?"

• (Jon Culshaw) "Oh, I'm bored of this game. I'm resigning, take over Gordon."
• (Mark Perry) "Oh, right, absolutely."
• (Mark Perry) "Look here --"
• (Jon Culshaw) "I didn't say "Tony says" Gordon."
• (Mark Perry) "Oh…"

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