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Grindhouse (film) Quotes

Grindhouse (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Grindhouse ended its run in 1970.

It features Elizabeth Avellán as producer, Robert Rodriguez (Planet Terror) in charge of musical score, and Robert Rodriguez (PT) as head of cinematography.

Grindhouse (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Grindhouse (film) is 191 minutes long. Grindhouse (film) is distributed by Dimension Films.

Grindhouse (film) Quotes

  • (Lt. Muldoon) "Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby."
  • (Abby) "You certainly have."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "No more dead bodies for daddy tonight."
  • (Babysitter Twin #2) "We're gonna kill you."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Be careful, my right arm's broken."
  • (Kim) "What, this ?"
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Oww."
  • (Abernathy) "Such a fuckin' cry-baby."
  • (Zoe) "Oh, you want some of this?"
  • (Abernathy) "Fuck yeah."
  • (Kim) "Come here."
  • (Abernathy) "Ha ha ha."
  • (Abernathy) "Motherfucker."
  • (Kim) "Motherfucker."
  • (Abernathy) "Asshole."
  • (Lee) "You carry a gun?"
  • (Kim) "Uh-Huh."
  • (Lee) "Do you have a license to carry it?"
  • (Kim) "Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license."
  • (Lee) "Oh, I didn't know you were -- Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God. Did you know Kim carried a gun?"
  • (Abernathy) "Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes."
  • (Kim) "I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch need a gun."
  • (Abernathy) "You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't."
  • (Kim) "And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped."
  • (Lee) "Don't do your laundry at midnight."
  • (Kim) "Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry."
  • (Abernathy) "There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray."
  • (Kim) "Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shot that nigga down."
  • (Abernathy) "How about a knife at least."
  • (Kim) "Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot. Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka."
  • (The Rapist) "I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "I want you to to take this gun, and if anyone comes to the door who's not me, I want you to shoot them. Shoot them in the head; just like in your video games."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Well Pam, which way you goin' left or right?"
  • (Pam) "Right."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Aww, that's too bad."
  • (Pam) "Why?"
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Well, because there was a fifty-fifty shot on whether you'd be going left. You see, we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared -- immediately."
  • (Lt. Muldoon) "Where are my men?"
  • (Abby) "I put several right here."
  • (Lt. Muldoon) "What the fuck is this?"
  • (Abby) "Their balls, sweetheart."
  • (Kim) "Now, what did you say after the last time?"
  • (Zoe Bell) "Look, I know what I said --"
  • (Kim) "What did you say?"
  • (Zoe Bell) "I know I said we shouldn't do this again --"
  • (Kim) "No. You didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't ever gonna do that again."
  • (Zoe Bell) "Yeah, but --"
  • (Kim) "But, my ass. You said not only are we never gonna play "ships mast" again, but you also said that if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?"
  • (Zoe Bell) "What --."
  • (Kim) "No, no, no, no. Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that?"
  • (Zoe Bell) "Yes, I said that. However --"
  • (Kim) "Whatever witch your however."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Get ready to fly, bitch."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Jesus fucking christ -- it's about time."
  • (The Rapist) "I'm gettin' my dick wet."
  • (Rapist #2) "She's only got one leg."
  • (The Rapist) "Easier access."
  • (Rapist #2) "Oh -- that is a good point."
  • (Cherry) "I was going to be a stand-up comedian."
  • (Zoe) "What are you going to do? Blow him?"
  • (Abernathy) "No."
  • (Abernathy) "I'm going to insinuate that Lee is."
  • (Cherry) "No -- you can't go. Two against the world, remember?"
  • (Wray) "There will be, I promise"
  • (Wray) "I never miss."
  • (Pam) "So what's your name icy?"
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Stuntman Mike."
  • (Pam) "Stuntman Mike's your name."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "You ask anybody."
  • (Pam) "Hey Warren, Who is this guy?"
  • (Warren) "Stuntman Mike."
  • (Pam) "And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?"
  • (Warren) "He's a Stuntman."
  • (Wray) "So what are you going to do now?"
  • (Cherry) "I'm going to be a stand-up comedian."
  • (Wray) "You're not funny"
  • (Cherry) "That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious"
  • (Wray) "But you're not"
  • (Cherry) "There's a difference between being frank -- and being dick."
  • (Kim) "Actually, we're paying you a compliment cause we're gonna do some stupid shit, but that's ok, cause we're stunt people, we ain't got good sense, but you've got good sense, and anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doin'."
  • (Wray) "I like the way you say 'fuck'."
  • (Jungle Julia) "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep."
  • (Jungle Julia) "And I've got promises to keep."
  • (Jungle Julia) "And miles to go before I sleep."
  • (Jungle Julia) "Did you hear that butterfly?"
  • (Jungle Julia) "Miles to go before you sleep."
  • (Earl McGraw) "God, dammit. Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamned pack mule."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "Give him the gun. Give him all the guns."
  • (Cherry) "Is anyone else here a bio-chemical engineer?"
  • (J.T.) "Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas."
  • (Cherry) "Oh, no thanks."
  • (J.T.) "What's the matter? You don't eat meat?"
  • (Cherry) "Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit."
  • (Cherry) "See that?"
  • (J.T.) "What's that?"
  • (Cherry) "Shit-eating grin."
  • (J.T.) "You ought to be a comedian."
  • (Cherry) "What do you think of the leg?"
  • (J.T.) "Sure is funny."
  • (Kim) "Moo, muthafucker, moo."
  • (Lt. Muldoon) "Where's -- the -- shit?"
  • (Kim) "I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, muthafucker."
  • (Babysitter Twin #2) "Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?"
  • (Priest) "I took a vow of peace. And now you want me to help you KILL these men?"
  • (Machete) "Yes, bro -- I mean Padre."
  • (Priest) "I'll see what I can do."
  • (Abernathy) "I was wondering if my friends and I could take the car out on our own just to see if we feel comfortable in it."
  • (Jasper) "Why would I do something stupid like that?"
  • (Abernathy) "To better sell your automobile."
  • (Jasper) "How do I know you're not just gonna steal it?"
  • (Abernathy) "Four reasons. One: we are not thieves. Two: that would be rude. Three: we are staying at the Day's Inn in town, you can check with them, we are registered for the next month. Well, Zoe's not, but Kim and I are so we are totally track-downable."
  • (Jasper) "Who's Kim? The colored girl?"
  • (Abernathy) "Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And four, and most importantly, that will give you a chance to get to know our other friend, Lee."
  • (Jasper) "She looks kinda familiar"
  • (Abernathy) "That is because she is a famous movie star. We are making a Hollywood movie here in town"
  • (Jasper) "Why's she dressed like that?"
  • (Abernathy) "Because it's a cheerleader movie and she's one of the cheerleaders."
  • (Jasper) "What's a cheerleader movie?"
  • (Abernathy) "A movie about cheerleaders."
  • (Jasper) "Is it a porno?"
  • (Abernathy) "Yes. But don't mention it. She's shy."
  • (Wray) "That's my jacket. I looked for that jacket for two weeks."
  • (Cherry) "Oh, really, Wray? How long did you look for me?"
  • (Wray) "The jacket belonged to me. You didn't."
  • (Kim) "Hey good looking. We'll be back to pick you up later."
  • (Lee) "Gulp."
  • (Cherry) "It's go go, not cry cry."
  • (Earl McGraw) "Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope."
  • (J.T.) "Alright, but you gotta take this recipe to the grave."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "I think I can god damn guarantee that."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "And after this one -- you'll never see me again."
  • (Announcer) "He knows the score --"
  • (The Boss) "Where are my wife and daughter?"
  • (Announcer) "He gets the women."
  • (Zoe) "I'll be your slave. I'll do anything you want -- I'll even crack your back."
  • (Kim) "You'll do that anyways."
  • (Zoe) "Yes, but this time, you won't even have to ask, you can just say "Bitch, do it" and I'll do it."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel."
  • (Pam) "Take a picture, it lasts longer."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "What?"
  • (Pam) "That table. Seems to keep them getting your attention."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Is that the girl from the billboard outside?"
  • (Pam) "Yup."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "She sure is a striking looking woman. Look at that hair."
  • (Pam) "Lots of leave-in conditioner."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Is that jealousy I detect?"
  • (Pam) "Hardly. But if you wanna get with Jungle Julia, there's a real easy way to do that."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Yeah? And what would that be?"
  • (Pam) "Get famous. You won't have to find her, she'll find you. And you don't even wanna know what she did for that billboard. Enjoy it cocksucker, you've earned it."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "What did she ever do to you?"
  • (Pam) "We went to school together, from kindergarten to high school, that's what she did to me. She was her height right now at twelve. She was a monster. Half the guy she still fucks from the old class she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "And I see she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk."
  • (Pam) "That pituitary case might've kicked my ass a couple of times -- Sorry, I'm built like a girl and not a black man, but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk."
  • (The Rapist) "You like Ava Gardner?"
  • (Cherry) "Sorry?"
  • (The Rapist) "Ava Gardner. D'you like her?"
  • (Cherry) "Yeah, I guess."
  • (The Rapist) "I was just thinkin' that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner, a little bit."
  • (The Rapist) "You have somethin' you wanna say to me?"
  • (Cherry) "I have nothing to say to you."
  • (The Rapist) "You have nothing to say to me? That's funny, cuz I could've sworn you just gave me a 'fuck you' look right now. You wanna say 'fuck you' to me?"
  • (Cherry) "Not at this moment."
  • (The Rapist) "You know what this is?"
  • (Cherry) "A gun."
  • (The Rapist) "It's simplicity itself. You see, you point it at what you want to die. And you pull the little trigger here. And a little bullet comes outta here."
  • (The Rapist) "And the little bullet -- hits you right there."
  • (The Rapist) "And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more."
  • (The Rapist) "Do not taunt me, tramp. I am not one to be taunted. Say 'I got it'. SAY 'I GOT IT'."
  • (Cherry) "I -- got it."
  • (Cherry) "Tool."
  • (Abernathy) "Zoe, the motherfucking cat."
  • (Abby) "You killed Bin Laden?"
  • (Lt. Muldoon) "I put two in his heart, one in his computer."
  • (Wray) "So that was you."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "The woods are lovely dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."
  • (Eva Krupp) "We are now in total control of Pure Wolf."
  • (Unnamed) "Featuring Udo Kier, Sheri Moon Zombie, Tom Towles, Sybil Danning, Bill Moseley, and Nicolas Cage"
  • (Unnamed) "as"
  • (Unnamed) "Fu Manchu."
  • (Fu Manchu) "THIS IS MY MECCA. AHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "Hey, Abernathy, you wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? Suck on this for a while, bitch."
  • (Kim) "I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "I want you to open that for mommy. Can you?"
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "Take the gun."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "Careful. That's it. And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, I want you to shoot them. Okay? I'm not kidding Tony, you shoot them in the head."
  • (Tony Block) "What if it's dad?"
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "ESPECIALLY if it's your dad."
  • (Abernathy) "You best get yo' ass off Kim's car."
  • (Lee) "I've seen Kim sit on it before."
  • (Abernathy) "Her ass ain't yo' ass."
  • (Tony Block) "I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge."
  • (Abernathy) "Did you just hit a boat?"
  • (Wray) "Did you find what was in the pocket?"
  • (Cherry) "Fuck no."
  • (Wray) "Look for it."
  • (Wray) "No, the other one."
  • (Wray) "I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket --"
  • (Wray) "-- and I looked for it for two weeks."
  • (Wray) "Read it."
  • (Cherry) "Two against the world."
  • (Wray) "Remember that?"
  • (Cherry) "I never forgot it."
  • (Zoe) "You know some cultures might say he made the wiser choice."
  • (Cherry) "You a doctor?"
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "Hm. I was earlier tonight."
  • (Cherry) "I always wanted to be a doctor, instead, I can do this. Useless talent number 66. I'm very pliable."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "You know my girlfriend had a theory, she said that you find a use for every useless talent you ever had."
  • (Cherry) "I'm not that optimistic. I feel like I'm stuck a drain and I can't get out."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "She'd say, "when you're stuck in that spiral, just reach up"."
  • (Cherry) "What if there's nothing up there?"
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "Just reach up."
  • (The Rapist) "You're a dancer."
  • (Cherry) "I was earlier tonight."
  • (The Rapist) "Well I'm pulling you out of retirement."
  • (Kim) "Motherfucker try to rape me, I don't wanna give him a skin rash, I wanna shut that nigga down."
  • (Announcer) "They called him Machete."
  • (Machete) "Seventy dollars a day for yard work. Hundred for roofing."
  • (The Boss) "Get in."
  • (Machete) "One-twenty-five for septic -- sewage."
  • (The Boss) "Have you ever killed anyone before?"
  • (Lt. Muldoon) "You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick."
  • (Kim) "I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now."
  • (Henchman) "Please, Father. Have mercy."
  • (Priest) "God has mercy. I don't."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "You know how people say, YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK, or AND IN MY BOOK THAT'S NO GOOD. Well, I actually have -- a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and -- YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken -- shit."
  • (Stuntman Mike) "You got a kiss for me, my girlfriend?"
  • ('Thanksgiving' Announcer) "White meat, dark meat. All will be carved. THANKSGIVING."
  • (The Deputy) "It's blood."
  • (The Sherrif) "Son of a bitch."
  • (Wray) "That's my jacket. I looked for it for two weeks."
  • (Cherry) "Name's Cherry Darling --"
  • (Wray) "Sounds like a stripper name"
  • (Cherry) "No, it sounds like a go-go dancer name. There's a difference."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "Where the hell are you going?"
  • (Wray) "I'm going to get Cherry."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "Fine, but we're taking my car."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "I'm riding with you."
  • (Cherry) "Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. I was walking out on you. I was cold, I took your fucking jacket. So, if you're go on one of your psycho, obsessive, controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it 'cuz I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time."
  • (Zoe) "I'm ok."
  • (J.T.) "That boy's got the devil in him."
  • (Cherry) "I'm Cherry."
  • (Dr. Dakota Block) "You sure are."
  • (Wray) "Would you quit crying over fucking spilt milk?"
  • (Cherry) "I have no leg."
  • (Announcer) "If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you."
  • (Wray) "I never miss."
  • (Sheriff Hague) "Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially -- don't shoot me."
  • (J.T.) "Best in Texas."
  • (Jungle Julia) "But maybe a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks, you're kind of losey gosey, you're safe with your girls. Then some kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but not funny looking guy comes over and says it; then maybe you did it earlier and maybe you didn't."
  • (Abernathy) "Why not just carry a knife instead of a gun?"
  • (Kim) "You know what happens to mutha fuckers who carry knives? They get shot."
  • (Dov) "But sometime earlier in the night I did have fuckability style, right?"
  • (Announcer) "If you -- are thinking -- of going -- into -- this house -- DON'T."
  • (Unnamed) "You'll come home for the holidays -- in a body bag."
  • (Announcer) "But they soon realize --"
  • (The Boss) "He's coming after us."
  • (Announcer) "They just fucked with the wrong Mexican."

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