Surf's Up (film) Quotes

Surf's Up (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Surf's Up stopped airing in 1970.

It features Chris Jenkins (film producer) as producer, and Mychael Danna in charge of musical score.

Surf's Up (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Surf's Up (film) is 85 minutes long. Surf's Up (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Shia LaBeouf as Cody Maverick, Zooey Deschanel as Lani Aliikai, Jeff Bridges as Big Z, Jon Heder as Chicken Joe, Mario Cantone as Mikey Abromowitz, James Woods as Reggie Belafonte, Reed Buck as Arnold, Jack P. Ranjo as Smudge, Dana Belben as Edna Maverick, Mario Cantone as Rob, Brian Posehn as Glen Maverick, and Reese Elowe as Kate.

Surf's Up (film) Quotes

Shia LaBeouf as Cody Maverick

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, I lost."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah. Me, too. Come on, loser."

• (Filmmaker) "So, Cody, when you take your first wave, and the whole island's there to watch, what's it gonna be like?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "It's gonna be amazing. Honestly, it'll be the best wave of my life, and I hope the cameras are rolling because you're gonna want to watch it over and over and over and over again. It's gonna be awesome"

• (Filmmaker) "Quiet on the set. And we're rolling. Cody Maverick interview, take one."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "So why are you guys here to interview me?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Here I am, having a good time, riding the waves with my friends, not caring about who wins or loses but just surfing. Good old-fashioned fun, that's, well, fun. Okay, I guess you're just tired of hearing me talk about myself, so I'm off --"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "It's tough enough losing a father, but to go through it AGAIN --"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Good ol' Shiverpool."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Heh-heh. This place sucks, bro."

• (Filmmaker) "Do you have any other talents?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "You should have been here yesterday. We had a sweet swell yesterday."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I've been surfing ever since I can remember. It's hard to imagine any part of my life when I wasn't surfing."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't understand why everybody have to be so judgmental. I understand why mom's judgmental. I think it's 'cause she cares, partially. Think it's also partially 'cause, everyone else is lookin' at her like, "Hey, Cody's just a bum." "Cody's this," "Cody's that," "Cody's this.""
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Cody's me, bro. Let me be me. When is that going to start?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm not gonna lie to you. This is like, it's huge man. Winners find a way, no matter what, right?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Oh, well, well this is, that's great. As long as we're all having fun, right?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "How many points would you give for getting tube? Like, what does it depend on for the contest?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Points? You know who you sound like right now?"

• (Tank Evans) "I'm gonna chum the water with your head."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Bring it on, pecker face. Let's go."
• (Tank Evans) "Pecker face?"

• (Shia LaBeouf) "I could tell he needed some space and, you know, some time for himself. I didn't want, you know, ask him all these questions, so I just kind of stood there quietly."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "You're Big Z. I can't believe it. You're alive. You're alive."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "That's the respectful way to go, I think."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "It's a work in progress, bro."

• (Shia LaBeouf) "Was that cool? You guys got what you need?"

Jeff Bridges as Big Z

• (Jeff Bridges) "Long smooth strokes. Dig deep. Dig, come on."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm digging. I'm digging."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Keep the nose up. Keep it up. Watch it. You're pearling."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "What are you doing?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Come on, please? Z, I can't learn anything with you on the beach, man."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Well, then you're not gonna learn anything. Now, come in."

• (Jeff Bridges) "You know what surfing is about in here."
• (Jeff Bridges) "but not in here."

• (Jeff Bridges) "This is what it's all about. What could be better than this?"

• (Jeff Bridges) "That's the best place in the world to be. In the tube."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Really?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Oh, yeah. Better than winning."

• (Jeff Bridges) "All right, look. First of all, with the grain. With the grain. You see what I'm doing here? You let the tool do the work, you see? Just like you're riding the wave, you let the wave do the work. You don't fight the wave. You can't fight these big waves."

• (Jeff Bridges) "Look at that. Do you know what you're sitting on there? This is koa wood. The best surfboards in the world are made of that stuff."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "You got a koa board?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I don't have a board board."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Well, you wanna -- you wanna make one?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Nah."
• (Jeff Bridges) "What? Man. I come all the way back here to give you the necklace, and now I'm offering to make you a board and you say "Nah"? Get off your lazy butt, we're making a board. Come on. It'll be the best board you ever had, I'll tell you that."

• (Jeff Bridges) "Hey, everybody. Yep, it's me. It's Z. I got lost out there, but this young kid, Cody, he brought me back to shore. Thanks a lot, Cody."

• (Jeff Bridges) "You did it. You're ready. Let's surf. Come on."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Don't play with me Z. We're surfing? Yes."

• (Jeff Bridges) "You wanna surf like Big Z used to right?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah."
• (Jeff Bridges) "I got some tests here to figure out your potential."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Let's do it."

• (Jeff Bridges) "Sure-fire remedy; learned it from an old medicine man -- works every time."

• (Jeff Bridges) "Back in that day, winning was everything to me, and I knew I was gonna beat Tank. But then he starts surfing circles around me. I saw what he was doing. Times change. Well, I didn't want to go back to that beach, in front of all my fans, thinking "Look at Big Z, the loser, the has-been." So -- poof. Big Z's dead. And he's gonna stay that way."

• (Jeff Bridges) "How's it going, Skank? You have a little sand in your egg sack there, fella."

• (Jeff Bridges) "No joy, man. No joy. Fail."

• (Jeff Bridges) "What are you doing? Hey, who said you? Turn the board around. Get back here."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Come out here and show me some moves."

• (Filmmaker) "Mr. Topanga, Mr. Topanga. Can you tell us why you're not dead?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "No."
• (Jeff Bridges) "I am dead."

• (Jeff Bridges) "Are ya having fun?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah, I'm having fun."
• (Jeff Bridges) "Good. You passed."

• (Jeff Bridges) "And a big set comes in --"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Ha ha ha, WIPE OUT."

• (Jeff Bridges) "You havin' fun?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I hate you."

Jon Heder as Chicken Joe

• (Filmmaker) "Aren't you worried about being out here in the jungle? Isn't it kinda dangerous?"
• (Jon Heder) "Dude, the jungle is like the most peaceful place on the planet."

• (Jon Heder) "So it's day three. I come across Pen Guans."
• (Jon Heder) "I'm Chicken Joe. Joseph. It's long for Joe."
• (Jon Heder) "That's cool."
• (Jon Heder) "They treat me as their king and put me in their hot tub. I guess their royal hot tub."
• (Jon Heder) "It got all hot and steamy. It really opened up my pores."
• (Jon Heder) "They even served me food while I was in there. As great as it was, I still had a vision of my quest."

• (Jon Heder) "Squidito on el stickito?"

• (Jon Heder) "Butt freeze."

• (Jon Heder) "Whoah. You gotta try this blowhole thing, man. This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze."

• (Jon Heder) "I can help, though. Except if there's blood. Just the thought of blood makes me -- makes me --"

• (Jon Heder) "Radical."

• (Jon Heder) "You know, we've known each other way back since, like -- yesterday, I think it was."

• (Jon Heder) "Cody. I know he's out here. I can feel it in my nuggets."

Zooey Deschanel as Lani Aliikai

• (Zooey Deschanel) "You know, I'm kinda jealous of you --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Of me? ME? Why?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Well, I've been trying to get Z out of his shack for years, and then along you come and you get him out in one day --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "What's the story between you two, anyway?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "He's my uncle."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Your UNCLE?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Yeah. He's the only family I've ever had."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "I love my job. I have an amazing job. Just this week, with the contest coming up and all, it's a little crazy. You really have to be extra, extra attentive. And you have so many guys in the water and you can't miss a thing. But you know what, I have a perfect record. I've never lost anybody, Sure there have been close calls, but --"
• (Reed Buck) "Help."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Oh, Arnold. I turn my back for one --"

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Can I ask you something personal?"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Lani, we're in the shower together. Y'can say whatever you want."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Woah, woah, woah. woah. Arnold, no."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "I'll be watching you."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Really? You'll be watching me?"
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Well, yeah, from the lifeguard station."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Yeah, you know yeah."

Mario Cantone as Rob

• (Mario Cantone) "Start the whale."

• (Mario Cantone) "How's it feel to win, Joe?"
• (Jon Heder) "I won?"

• (Mario Cantone) "You know, I used to scout for songbirds; toucans; for this musical revue in Brazil -- Now that's show business."

• (Mario Cantone) "I, am on, so much migraine medication you have no idea -- The stress is killing me. I dunno how much longer I can last, I hafta tell you that right now."

Reed Buck as Arnold

• (Tank Evans) "No, no, NO. I'm telling my mom."
• (Reed Buck) "Oops."
• (Tank Evans) "Nooooo. Lia."

• (Reed Buck) "A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surfboard, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Especially Tank, he's definitely not a winner."
• (Jack P. Ranjo) "He's a dirty trash can full of poop."

• (Reed Buck) "Well, thanks again."
• (Zooey Deschanel) "Alright, well this is the third time you've been unconscious this week. I just don't think it's very good for your brain."
• (Reed Buck) "I know."

Brian Posehn as Glen Maverick

• (Brian Posehn) "Loooooserrrrr."
• (Filmmaker) "Y'know we're here to make a movie about Cody --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Why does; does he have to be here?"
• (Brian Posehn) "Yeah, it's gonna be great. Can I get in line now to not see it?"

• (Brian Posehn) "That's really disrespectful."
• (Brian Posehn) "I would never do that --"
• (Shia LaBeouf) "Mm-hm. You just wouldn't make it out of your mouth."

Dana Belben as Edna Maverick

• (Dana Belben) "It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never, he never really knew his father."
• (Shia LaBeouf) "I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I mean, look, I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was -- y'know -- eaten."

• (Dana Belben) "He was a little, teeny, small egg, he wasn't very impressive. Glen was the big egg, Cody was the small egg. He can't help it, he's -- you know, that's just the way he is."

Reese Elowe as Kate

• (Reese Elowe) "My surfboard, uh, well, it's made out of palm wood -- and while it's not very pretty --"
• (Reese Elowe) "-- it does the job quite well."

James Woods as Reggie Belafonte

• (James Woods) "Young Cody Macenroe was a beacon for a new generation. May he rest in peace."
• (James Woods) "So, what am I bid for the board? Do I hear thirty? Come on, thirty."

• (James Woods) "Oh, that was spectacular."

• (James Woods) "I promote happiness. Can you see the happiness emanating from me? What's wrong with you?"

• (James Woods) "If it's all the same to you, I don't want to talk about Cody anymore. He lost. End of story."
• (Mario Cantone) "Don't you care about anybody else?"
• (James Woods) "He'll be fine, he was born in the water. He's a penguin, for crying out loud."
• (Mario Cantone) "Didn't you see that big wave hit him?"
• (James Woods) "Well, dude, that's the whole idea of surfing."
• (Mario Cantone) "You know, I care. I care."

• (James Woods) "Hay, check this out. You wanna talk talent scouts? People find talent, I bring them back from the dead. The now living legend --"
• (Jeff Bridges) "Reggie, shut up."
• (James Woods) "What? What do you mean shut up?"
• (Jeff Bridges) "I'm not a legend. I'm just a guy looking for a nice wave and some good friends."

• (James Woods) "Who wants to see the little guy take on the champion? Whoever rides the biggest wave wins."
• (Reed Buck) "Little guys rule."

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