Friends with Benefits (film) Quotes

Friends with Benefits (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Friends with Benefits stopped airing in 1970.

It features Liz Glotzer, Will Gluck, Martin Shafer, Jerry Zucker, and Janet Zucker as producer, and Michael Grady as head of cinematography.

Friends with Benefits (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Friends with Benefits (film) is 109 minutes long. Friends with Benefits (film) is distributed by Screen Gems.

The cast includes: Mila Kunis as Jamie, Justin Timberlake as Dylan, Woody Harrelson as Tommy, Emma Stone as Kayla, Patricia Clarkson as Lorna, and Jenna Elfman as Annie Harper.

Friends with Benefits (film) Quotes

Mila Kunis as Jamie

• (Mila Kunis) "Why do I get the feeling this is the first real commitment you've ever made?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "It's not. T-Mobile. Two years. And f*** do I regret that one."

• (Mila Kunis) "Oh -- my butt."
• (Justin Timberlake) "What?"
• (Mila Kunis) "My butt."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Really?"
• (Mila Kunis) "No. My butt is cramping. Can you grab a pillow?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "So -- there is not butt?"
• (Mila Kunis) "NO."

• (Mila Kunis) "I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This"
• (Mila Kunis) "gets more angular, these"
• (Mila Kunis) "get longer and this"
• (Mila Kunis) "gets way more Christian."

• (Mila Kunis) "I really have to stop buying into this bulls*** Hollywood cliche of true love."
• (Mila Kunis) "Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar."

• (Mila Kunis) "Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "They do, it's called porn."

Justin Timberlake as Dylan

• (Justin Timberlake) "So, it's always just about sex, then?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "No -- I've been in love. I went down that rabbit hole."

• (Justin Timberlake) "You have a boat?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "I live in Jersey. I ain't taking no ferry -- Unless it's out to dinner and a show."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Breasts."
• (Mila Kunis) "Really? I think they're so tiny."
• (Justin Timberlake) "They're still breasts."
• (Mila Kunis) "Thank you."

• (Justin Timberlake) "What do you know about women, anyway?"
• (Woody Harrelson) "Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yeah, bro; you're gay."
• (Woody Harrelson) "But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me. And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily."

• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Who's that? That headhunter?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Uh-huh."
• (Woody Harrelson) "What, you guys going out now?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "No, no, no, we're just friends. We're -- messing around a little bit."
• (Woody Harrelson) "What do you mean?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Sleeping together. But it's just sex."
• (Woody Harrelson) "That never works, bro. She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Jamie's different."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "No penis."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Then she's no different."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them?"
• (Mila Kunis) "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."

• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm your boss. Give me your pants."

Emma Stone as Kayla

• (Emma Stone) "Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."

• (Emma Stone) "John f***ing Mayer."

Woody Harrelson as Tommy

• (Woody Harrelson) "You know what I discovered? It's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with. Feel me, Felix?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yeah, but then it's every Saturday for the rest of your life --"
• (Woody Harrelson) "It's OK, you don't get it. It's no big deal. But you will. One day you'll meet someone and it'll literally take your breath away. Like you can't breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish --"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yeah, I -- I get it, Tommy."
• (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah, you don't."

Patricia Clarkson as Lorna

• (Patricia Clarkson) "I'm hungry -- got any gin?"
• (Mila Kunis) "It's in the kitchen."

Jenna Elfman as Annie Harper

• (Jenna Elfman) "We get it. You're men. You like sports. You're men. You like sports."

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