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It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) Quotes

It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . It's Kind of a Funny Story ended its run in 1970.

It features Kevin Misher as producer, Broken Social Scene in charge of musical score, and Andrij Parekh as head of cinematography.

It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) is 101 minutes long. It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) is distributed by Focus Features.

The cast includes: Keir Gilchrist as Craig, Emma Roberts as Noelle, Zach Galifianakis as Bobby, and Adrian Martinez as Johnny.

It's Kind of a Funny Story (film) Quotes

Zach Galifianakis as Bobby

  • (Zach Galifianakis) "I got in."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "In what?"
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "In your mama."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Hey, what's the pot up to now?"
  • (Adrian Martinez) "Eleven."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Eleven? Yesterday it was twelve."
  • (Adrian Martinez) "Humble ate a buck."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Humble ate a buck?"
  • (Adrian Martinez) "The professor bet him a dollar he wouldn't eat it. He won."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "What is the world coming to?"
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "What's the money for?"
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Pizza party. So we don't have to eat this crap. They say we can have one, but we have to pay for it ourselves."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Well, I have eight dollars."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "Well, you don't have to go bragging about it, Craig."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "See, that's the part I don't get, Craig. I mean, you're cool, you're smart, you're talented. You have a family that loves you. You know, what I would do just to be you, for just a day? I would -- I would do so much. I would -- I don't know. I would just -- I'd just live. Like it meant something."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "I don't get wrapped up in a bunch of stuff I can't have."
  • (Adrian Martinez) "Relax, it's just for fun, bro."
  • (Zach Galifianakis) "That's not fun. That's propaganda, man. All those Madison Avenue types telling you how to live your life. Fast cars, hot chicks -- Reese's Pieces -- Gucci -- Werther's Original. I don't buy into that bulls***."

Keir Gilchrist as Craig

  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Do you like music?"
  • (Emma Roberts) "Do you like breathing?"
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Seeing someone lose it like that. You know, it reminded me of how I feel sometimes. Like I'm on the verge of just blowing up. All the stress and pressure and anxiety just bubbling up. But I'm never able to let it out like that. You know, I just keep it inside."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Okay, I know you're thinking, "What is this? Kid spends a few days in the hospital and all his problems are cured?" But I'm not. I know I'm not. I can tell this is just the beginning. I still need to face my homework, my school, my friends. My dad. But the difference between today and last Saturday is that for the first time in a while, I can look forward to the things I want to do in my life. Bike, eat, drink, talk. Ride the subway, read, read maps. Make maps, make art. Finish the Gates application. Tell my dad not to stress about it. Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister. Kiss my dad. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Take her on a picnic. See a movie with her. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia. Have a party. Tell people my story. Volunteer at 3 North. Help people like Bobby. Like Muqtada. Like me. Draw more. Draw a person. Draw a naked person. Draw Noelle naked. Run, travel, swim, skip. Yeah, I know it's lame, but, whatever. Skip anyway. Breathe -- Live."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "You've had it figured out all along, Muqtada. Never get out of the bed."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Take my dad. I just saw him today, like -- and he knows I'm here 'cause I'm stressed out, but he still brings up the Gates application. It's, like, "Get a clue, Dad. There's something bigger going on here.""
  • (Dr. Eden Minerva) "And what's that?"
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "I don't know. But it feels big."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Time felt different back then. Like there was more of it."
  • (Dr. Eden Minerva) "So, let's talk about your parents."
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "You think I can change my parents?"
  • (Dr. Eden Minerva) "No, but I'm a psychiatrist, so I have to ask you about them at some point."

Emma Roberts as Noelle

  • (Emma Roberts) "You know, Vampire Weekend's doing a show at the end of the month. Would you wanna go?"
  • (Keir Gilchrist) "Yes, I would. With you, right?"
  • (Emma Roberts) "No, with Solomon. Yeah, with me."

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