Santa Barbara (TV series) Quotes

Santa Barbara is a Soap opera that appeared on TV in 1984 on NBC. Santa Barbara completed its run in 1993.

Santa Barbara lasted 9 seasons and 2,137 episodes. Santa Barbara is executive produced by See #Executive Producers Santa Barbara is created by Bridget and Jerome Dobson.

Santa Barbara is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Santa Barbara is 60 minutes long. Santa Barbara is produced by Dobson Productions and distributed by New World Television (1984-1997).

Santa Barbara Quotes

• (Andrea Bedford) "I keep trying to say goodbye to my father, but its like writing in invisible ink, you know? It doesn't take."

• (Unnamed) "They ought to call my biography, "The Man Whose Wives Refuse To Die.""

• (Unnamed) "Mason be nice. Act normal for a change."
• (Unnamed) "Nice isn't normal for me."

• (Unnamed) "I only blackmail people who can afford it. I know what I'm doing."

• (Unnamed) "The doctor says I'm going to live."
• (Unnamed) "Am I to be spared nothing?"

• (Unnamed) "Darling, did the earth move for you, too?"

• (Unnamed) "Let's talk about trust. We used to have that."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. We also used to have a Studebaker."

• (Unnamed) "Someday I think it would be amusing if great historians debated who was worse CC Capwell or Attila the Hun."

• (Unnamed) "Mason, you look wonderful in your tux."
• (Unnamed) "But not as lovely as you two ladies. What did you do, Madeline, mug a chandelier on the way in?"

• (Unnamed) "Laken, I know I raised you to be cheerful and always look on the bright side of things, but forget about all that right now because this is a time of crisis."

• (Unnamed) "No, Gracie, you can't push yet. Not 'til the baby's head's out."
• (Unnamed) "Julia, if the woman wants to push --"
• (Unnamed) "What'd you do, get a uterus for Christmas?"

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