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Conspiracy Theory (film) Quotes

Conspiracy Theory (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Conspiracy Theory stopped airing in 1970.

It features Richard Donner as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and John Schwartzman as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Conspiracy Theory (film) is 135 minutes long. Conspiracy Theory (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Mel Gibson as Jerry, Julia Roberts as Alice, Mel Gibson as Jerry Fletcher, Patrick Stewart as Dr. Jonas, Julia Roberts as Alice Sutton, Cylk Cozart as Agent Lowry, Pete Koch as Fire Captain, and Terry Alexander as Flip.

Conspiracy Theory (film) Quotes

Mel Gibson as Jerry

  • (Mel Gibson) "July eighth, 1979, all the fathers of Nobel Prize winners were rounded up by United Nations military units, all right, and actually forced at gunpoint to give semen samples in little plastic jars, which are now stored below Rockefeller Center underneath the ice skating rink --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "It's on the tip of my brain."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."
  • (Mel Gibson) "A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I love you."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Jerry, no, no, you don't love me."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Sure I do."
  • (Julia Roberts) "No, no."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I don't?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "That's what they, they start when you're young, y'know. When you're little they, at school they, they Baden-Powell all the boys and they Betty Crocker all the girls and they, then they air condition ya' and put ya' in the Heat N' Bake Oven and ya' can't breathe any more."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just -- whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What's that?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Gravy for the brain."
  • (Mel Gibson) "No. Not Gravy. Nooooooo."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I just thought of another one: James Earl Ray, the guy who got Luther King. Then of course, there's Sirhan Sirhan. I still haven't figured that one out. Maybe it's Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan, I don't know."
  • (Mel Gibson) "The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What a grueling experience."
  • (Mel Gibson) "I need you, baby. To warm the lonely nights --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "We got a future."
  • (Mel Gibson) "David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "What about them?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan had died, I'm pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley's middle name was."
  • (Mel Gibson) "You can't hurt me any more."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "I'll be the judge of that."
  • (Mel Gibson) "GET BACK you damn, dumb, complicit sons of bitches. You're looking for a man with NO NOSE. Not me, not me."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What do we know? If I know what we know then I could tell you what we know and if anyone else knows."

Pete Koch as Fire Captain

  • (Pete Koch) "See this aluminum-looking stuff? It's firewall. It's amazing. The guy designed this place so it could be an incinerator, but it leaves the rest of the building untouched."

Patrick Stewart as Dr. Jonas

  • (Patrick Stewart) "Have you ever been a place where hope was gone? Where all that's left is patience?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "In one hour, I want to know where she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher, everything."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Years ago I worked for the CIA on the MK ULTRA program. Are you familiar with it?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "It was mind control. "Manchurian Candidate" kind of stuff."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "That's a vulgar generalization. But yes, you take an ordinary man an turn him into an assassin. That was our goal."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "-- And it all ended when John Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan --"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "-- That wasn't us."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "It involved hallucinogenic research, elektroshock to induce vegetative states, terminal experiments in sensory deprivation."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Terminal?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Terminal, as in "resulting in death"."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "MK ULTRA was science, sanctioned by the government."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "There he goes. Open the goddamn gate. Open the gate."
  • (Unnamed) "No. And you watch your language."
  • (Terry Alexander) "FBI, lady, open the damn door."

Julia Roberts as Alice Sutton

  • (Julia Roberts) "Jerry, I'm coming to get you."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Alice, Alice, You can fit through there?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Where are you, Jerry?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I'm here."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Where's "here", Jerry?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "On the floor."
  • (Julia Roberts) "He said a dog bit his nose."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Arf."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Is this supposed to protect you from aliens or something?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No, no, it's just a beer bottle."
  • (Julia Roberts) "This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I love you, too."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh Alice -- now you tell me."
  • (Julia Roberts) "If you could remember who stabbed you with the wheelchair, and where it happened it would really help."
  • (Julia Roberts) "What was that?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "That was here when I moved in."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Jerry?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Alice is that you?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yes Jerry."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Oh Alice, I'm so sorry that you're dead."

Cylk Cozart as Agent Lowry

  • (Cylk Cozart) "If the intelligence community is a family, think of us as the uncle no one talks about."

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