The Larry Sanders Show Quotes

The Larry Sanders Show is a Sitcom that debuted in 1992 on HBO. The Larry Sanders Show ended in 1998.

The Larry Sanders Show lasted 6 seasons and 90 episodes. It features Frank Fitzpatrick as composer, and Peter Smokler, and Christian Santiago as head of cinematography. The Larry Sanders Show is executive produced by Garry Shandling, Brad Grey; Paul Simms; Peter Tolan, and Fred Barron. The Larry Sanders Show is created by Garry Shandling, and Dennis Klein.

The Larry Sanders Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Larry Sanders Show is 21-26 minutes long. The Larry Sanders Show is produced by Partners with Boundaries Productions, and Brillstein Entertainment Partners; HBO; Columbia Pictures Television and distributed by Columbia TriStar Television.

The cast includes: Rip Torn as Arthur, Garry Shandling as Larry, Jeffrey Tambor as Hank Kingsley, and Bob Odenkirk as Stevie Grant.

The Larry Sanders Show Quotes

Jeffrey Tambor as Hank Kingsley

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Hey now."
• (Garry Shandling) "Now you see, I just told you to stop saying that."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And if you stop by here, you can say hello to my good friend, Larry Sanders."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Hey now, Larry."
• (Garry Shandling) "f*** off, Hank."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "And over here --"

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I mean Larry is a wonderful guy, he's kind, funny, rich; my god he's the boss. I'd date him if I could."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Can I ask you a question, can I? How would --"
• (Garry Shandling) "You're not going to go and come back, are you?"
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?"
• (Garry Shandling) "I'd say it was your business, your life."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works; sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads."
• (Garry Shandling) "I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I know you've got to fill your column but if you fill it with crap you end up with what we call in the business a crap column."

• (Bruno Kirby) "I was in "The Godfather"."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "I don't think so."
• (Bruno Kirby) "I was in "The Godfather Part 2"."
• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Oh see, I only saw part 3, the good one."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) ": If I had my druthers, there would be no more world hunger."

• (Jeffrey Tambor) "Let me see, I'll run through these, see if anything works for you; I'm afraid of the dark, nah, didn't think so. This is hard; red wine gives me hives, I got a special thing for Asian ladies."

Rip Torn as Arthur

• (Rip Torn) "You'll have to forgive Hank. His heart's in the right place but he keeps his brain in a box at home."

• (Rip Torn) "Hello oh great one."
• (Garry Shandling) "Are you talking to me or my ass?"

• (Rip Torn) "Dimitri, my man, you and I both clean up s*** for a living. The only difference is my s*** talks back."

• (Rip Torn) "Your fly is undone."
• (Garry Shandling) "Oh, thanks."
• (Rip Torn) "Just doing my job."
• (Garry Shandling) "It's your job to look at my crotch?"
• (Rip Torn) "I consider it one of my perks."

• (Rip Torn) "You finally got to do a sketch with the great Carol Burnett."
• (Garry Shandling) "It wasn't a sketch. It was a massive spastic f***-up."
• (Rip Torn) "Tomayto, tomahto."

• (Rip Torn) "I speak fluent bulls***."

Bob Odenkirk as Stevie Grant

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Garry Shandling as Larry

• (Garry Shandling) "Thank you very much. No flipping."

• (Garry Shandling) "We sat in the car and we talked."
• (Rip Torn) "What'd you talk about Larry, about the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?"

• (Garry Shandling) "You know in fact, Hank, what I was thinking was next year when we have the going away party, let me and Artie take care of the stripper because we can probably find one that doesnt know ya."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this."
• (Garry Shandling) "This show isn't going to be syndicated."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh that's right, that's me."

• (Garry Shandling) "Hey Warren."
• (Warren Beatty) "Hey Larry."
• (Garry Shandling) "Hey listen, would you like to come on my show tomorrow night and just say hello and goodbye to me? Because it's the end of the whole thing tomorrow night."
• (Warren Beatty) "I could say goodbye to you now."

• (Garry Shandling) "So --"
• (Dana Carvey) "I'll host."
• (Garry Shandling) "Don't host -- host."

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