Cheaper to Keep Her (film) Quotes

Cheaper to Keep Her (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Cheaper to Keep Her completed its run in 1970.

It features Lenny Isenberg as producer, Dick Halligan in charge of musical score, and Roland 'Ozzie' Smith as head of cinematography.

Cheaper to Keep Her (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cheaper to Keep Her (film) is 92 minutes long. Cheaper to Keep Her (film) is distributed by American Cinema Releasing.

The cast includes: Mac Davis as Bill.

Cheaper to Keep Her (film) Quotes

Mac Davis as Bill

• (Mac Davis) "Got any condoms?"
• (Stock Boy) "Rubbers? Lucky you. Aisle three, between the Kotex and flea spray."

• (Unnamed) "Why did she say the lobster was muy delicioso?"
• (Mac Davis) "Tony, that's what she calls it."
• (Mac Davis) "The lobster."

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