Number One with a Bullet (film) Quotes

Number One with a Bullet (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Number One with a Bullet ended in 1970.

It features Yoram Globus as producer, Alf Clausen in charge of musical score, and Alex Phillips, Jr. as head of cinematography.

Number One with a Bullet (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Number One with a Bullet (film) is 103 minutes long. Number One with a Bullet (film) is distributed by Cannon Film.

The cast includes: Billy Dee Williams as Det. Hazeltine, Peter Graves as Capt. Ferris, and Doris Roberts as Mrs. Barzak.

Number One with a Bullet (film) Quotes

Billy Dee Williams as Det. Hazeltine

• (Det. Barzak) "What the f*** is that s***?"
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Yogurt, yeast paste, lecithin; all the things you ought to be eating. Want some?"
• (Det. Barzak) "No way, man. I'm on a low-mucous diet; you know that."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Yeah."
• (Det. Barzak) "I been thinking, Frank."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "It's DeCosta again, isnt' it?"
• (Det. Barzak) "No, Frank. It's not about DeCosta again. I think we ought to go after the guys that hit Boudreaux. I figure they're local."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Yeah, how do you figure that?"
• (Det. Barzak) "'Cause they're workin' for DeCosta."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "There's that name again --"
• (Det. Barzak) "Look, Frank: they made us look REAL bad. The entire squad thinks we're screw-ups."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "So now, you wanna screw up real big and remove all doubt. Right?"
• (Det. Barzak) "No, I don't wanna do that. I'm just an agile guy, Frank. I can get my foot it my mouth; I can even work with my nose to the grindstone. But my ass doesn't fit under a desk; neither does yours."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "No. No. No."

• (Lt. Kaminski) "Are you guys getting close to something?"
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Yeah: DEATH."

• (Det. Barzak) "Ashes to ashes; dust to dust, huh man?"
• (Malcolm) "Aww, man -- You guys ain't got no respect for the dead."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "All right, come on out of there, Malcolm."
• (Det. Barzak) "What do we got here? A little blow? A LOTTA blow. Hey, this is that black tar, isn't it?"
• (Malcolm) "Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about getting into the roofing business."
• (Det. Barzak) "What's this? This s***; what is it?"
• (Malcolm) "Actually, that's my mother."

• (Det. Barzak) "We're so glad you made it; we're so glad you made it. Gimme some lovin'; GIMME SOME A-LOVIN'."
• (Casey) "You could make animals sick with that s***. You should cool out."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Hey, how about that, man. You got any more room on that bicycle?"
• (Det. Barzak) "Hey, hey, hey. I been working on this a LONG time, man."

• (Billy Dee Williams) "You are a very sick man. You know that?"
• (Det. Barzak) "Yea-a-a-h."

• (Det. Barzak) "Freeze. Police. FREEZE. I don't know why I tell 'em to freeze; they never freeze."
• (Billy Dee Williams) "He shoulda froze."
• (Det. Barzak) "Well, it's not like we didn't tell him, man."

• (Billy Dee Williams) "So DeCosta represents your father, and you scarf all of this junk food to fulfill an oral longing for your mother's breasts, which incidentally are 70% fat."
• (Det. Barzak) "Oh, that's great, Frank. First, you ruin food for me; now you gotta ruin tits."

• (Billy Dee Williams) "All this yours, brother?"
• (Casey) "Uh, yeah brother. Well, see; I'm 'bout to get married. You know how everybody gives you the same present?"
• (Billy Dee Williams) "Oh, ye- yeah."
• (Det. Barzak) "Oh, yeah; that's right. That's right. What; you get this $8,000 Rolex for, uh, Christmas, right?"
• (Casey) "Yeah, I got that from my lady."
• (Det. Barzak) "So: how come it's engraved "With Love, to Dr. Ira Kettlebaum"? Check it out."
• (Casey) "That's what the bitch calls me, man. Yeah."
• (Det. Barzak) "Oh, it's like a pet name, right? Yeah."
• (Det. Barzak) ""Stick it to me Doctor Kettlebaum." Oooh-oooh. She's a real squealer & s***?"
• (Casey) "Yeah, she's a freak."
• (Det. Barzak) "Squealer, right? Yeah."

Doris Roberts as Mrs. Barzak

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Peter Graves as Capt. Ferris

• (Peter Graves) "Goddammit."
• (Det. Barzak) "Old MacDonald had a shotgun."
• (Lt. Kaminski) "Shut up."

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