An Evening with Kevin Smith Quotes

An Evening with Kevin Smith is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . An Evening with Kevin Smith completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Apel as producer.

Each episode of An Evening with Kevin Smith is Disc 1: 128 min long. An Evening with Kevin Smith is distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Spinoffs for this show include An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder.

An Evening with Kevin Smith Quotes

• (Unnamed) "He said "Anybody who knows me knows I would never read a comic book." Which to me, explains Batman. "And I certainly would never read anything written by Kevin Smith." Whoa. The -- the claws came out. The -- the f***ing scissorhands came out."

• (Unnamed) "Don't talk to them. Talk to me. I made Clerks."

• (Unnamed) "In Hollywood you just fail upwards."

• (Unnamed) "Back in '96 and '97, when I was commissioned by Warner Brothers to write a script for a new Superman movie. And how it came about I think was that somewhat saw Mallrats and watched Brodie and T.S. talking about the Kryptonite condom and someone thought 'This guy seems to know alot about Superman.'"

• (Audience Member) "Are the Cousin Walter stories true?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you asking me if I ever tried to suck my own dick?"

• (Unnamed) "I always like to think of it as like, I've got 'em sittin' there, whip a little message at 'em. Whip a little moral at 'em. Whip a little of what my view of the world is. Because that's what every good filmmaker does. You can't change the world. You can't cure the world. All you can do is be like, "This is it through my eyes. Do you agree or not agree?""

• (Unnamed) "When we called up the student activities board, we said we were gonna be shooting at Kent State; they were like, "Bull s***." They were like, "We went through that s*** once before; never again.""

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